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Charlie McCabe
@pairedfluorescent.bsky.social
Currently up to something...
"Elegant, bit mysterious, has the vibe of someone who could kill a man with one glance." - @harecomedy.bsky.social
Hehehehehe oh what a time to be alive!
November 13, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Repost with an iconic fictional band
November 11, 2025 at 7:04 PM
I discovered a bizarre answer to this today! Got advertised a new local lingerie brand what bizarrely had Bible verses all over everything. I thought that was odd until I realised sexy underwear is obviously acceptable in an extremist religious context if they're reclaiming it from the Trans Devils
November 8, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Does this count as a life update?
November 8, 2025 at 12:10 PM
My turn now.
Does this function as a public apology @danmckee.bsky.social ?
November 7, 2025 at 3:16 PM
What happens when @danmckee.bsky.social and I are still taking at midnight
November 7, 2025 at 10:26 AM
Hey @watsoncomedian.bsky.social Just drove past this guy - want me to give him your number?
October 30, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Repost this with your significant other (not really - but I wish)
October 29, 2025 at 11:27 AM
Nah sorry, this is entirely unacceptable phrasing.
(Also, ow my ribs hurt from laughing now)
October 28, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Oh go on, I haven't got a clue.
October 24, 2025 at 11:29 AM
I know her! 😱
October 2, 2025 at 6:00 PM
😎
October 2, 2025 at 5:56 PM
DAMMIT! Zoe, please invite me 'round
September 23, 2025 at 2:30 PM
September 21, 2025 at 4:08 PM
September 19, 2025 at 1:10 PM
Snap!
...okay it's not carbonara but still
September 8, 2025 at 7:58 PM
No, come on, that wasn't even 20 minutes before another complaint!
September 2, 2025 at 3:15 PM
I have a differing view on this.
August 30, 2025 at 7:34 PM
I raise you
July 26, 2025 at 8:47 PM
It's certainly not as bad as what's just happened to you but I received this entirely unprompted whatsapp message from my grandmother today. I haven't yet determined if she was joking or not. Thought you might appreciate it
July 23, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Well now, look what's just made its way all the way from Australia to my door in South Africa - a much needed and flamboyant apology! Didn't expect @watsoncomedian.bsky.social handwriting to look like that 🤔 (Thank you so much @king-trish.bsky.social 💙)
June 18, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Behold, all! Witness the worst photo of Alain Delon in existence!
March 10, 2025 at 9:37 PM
7. The Greasy Strangler

For some reason, this became one of my comfort movies. Don't let that fool you - it's horrible. But also so, so funny
January 31, 2025 at 8:29 PM
January 31, 2025 at 6:19 PM
6. Fritz the Cat

Animated, yes, but NSFW
January 29, 2025 at 9:43 PM