p0rkchop
@p0rkchop.bsky.social
Just a porcelain throne philosopher into soccer/football, video games, guitars, and general shenanigans. Not into fascism, sexism, racism, and most other isms.
Kash Patel looks like if Aziz Ansari made a movie about finding his long lost mentally disabled half-brother from the south. #bugeyedtoiletfrog
February 5, 2026 at 5:07 AM
Kash Patel looks like if Aziz Ansari made a movie about finding his long lost mentally disabled half-brother from the south. #bugeyedtoiletfrog
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Then Toad began to bang his head against the wall
February 3, 2026 at 5:37 AM
Then Toad began to bang his head against the wall
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Don’s right. Let’s impeach him.
February 2, 2026 at 11:42 PM
Don’s right. Let’s impeach him.
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Texas — Protester roughed up and arrested for having roller skates.
Trump’s America. Abbott’s Texas.
www.instagram.com/reel/DUN-IWg...
Trump’s America. Abbott’s Texas.
www.instagram.com/reel/DUN-IWg...
February 1, 2026 at 3:59 PM
Texas — Protester roughed up and arrested for having roller skates.
Trump’s America. Abbott’s Texas.
www.instagram.com/reel/DUN-IWg...
Trump’s America. Abbott’s Texas.
www.instagram.com/reel/DUN-IWg...
Random footy knowledge: When Sir Alex Ferguson was signed by Rangers in the late 60's his transfer fee (adjusted for inflation) is just north of $2 million dollars today. He also scored 45 goals in 51 games the season leading up to that transfer. He was the best manager, but also a damn good player.
January 30, 2026 at 8:32 AM
Random footy knowledge: When Sir Alex Ferguson was signed by Rangers in the late 60's his transfer fee (adjusted for inflation) is just north of $2 million dollars today. He also scored 45 goals in 51 games the season leading up to that transfer. He was the best manager, but also a damn good player.
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A video of Alex Pretti reading out the final salute of an unnamed veteran he cared for until the end of his life in the ICU, posted to Facebook by his son.
January 25, 2026 at 1:18 AM
A video of Alex Pretti reading out the final salute of an unnamed veteran he cared for until the end of his life in the ICU, posted to Facebook by his son.
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Bernice King has it absolutely right. We are facing a moral crisis in this country. And we must all act together to end it.
January 25, 2026 at 6:45 AM
Bernice King has it absolutely right. We are facing a moral crisis in this country. And we must all act together to end it.
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Alex Jeffrey Pretti, an ICU nurse who worked at the VA saving our veterans’ lives was executed by U.S. federal agents while trying to help a woman up after ICE violently shoved her to the ground.
That’s the headline.
That’s the headline.
January 24, 2026 at 11:10 PM
Alex Jeffrey Pretti, an ICU nurse who worked at the VA saving our veterans’ lives was executed by U.S. federal agents while trying to help a woman up after ICE violently shoved her to the ground.
That’s the headline.
That’s the headline.
What happens to you doesn't say anything about you. How you respond to what happens to you says everything about you.
January 25, 2026 at 7:27 AM
What happens to you doesn't say anything about you. How you respond to what happens to you says everything about you.
Feeling myself getting better at bass again is really fun. Like, I've never been a better player than I am right now. That's cool.
December 2, 2025 at 6:09 AM
Feeling myself getting better at bass again is really fun. Like, I've never been a better player than I am right now. That's cool.
It's kinda ironic that the character in Hocus Pocus who goes by ICE is portrayed as a moron and a jerk.
November 1, 2025 at 5:53 AM
It's kinda ironic that the character in Hocus Pocus who goes by ICE is portrayed as a moron and a jerk.
Tonight I saw a man plug a cordless drill battery into his bike headlight. I won't pretend to understand how you make that work, but it did give me an idea about a new MacGyver series.
October 30, 2025 at 7:28 AM
Tonight I saw a man plug a cordless drill battery into his bike headlight. I won't pretend to understand how you make that work, but it did give me an idea about a new MacGyver series.
Portland area Spirit Halloween stores are probably having a great year already
October 11, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Portland area Spirit Halloween stores are probably having a great year already
I saw the Goodyear blimp today. Such a funny word. Blimp. Heh.
September 8, 2025 at 4:28 AM
I saw the Goodyear blimp today. Such a funny word. Blimp. Heh.
So the "border czar" Tom Homan actually does come to Portland, but he's barely here long enough to leave the airport and nobody even knows about it until after he's left. Huh.
a man in a leather jacket is sitting in the driver 's seat of a red truck asking what 's the matter
ALT: a man in a leather jacket is sitting in the driver 's seat of a red truck asking what 's the matter
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August 23, 2025 at 5:00 AM
So the "border czar" Tom Homan actually does come to Portland, but he's barely here long enough to leave the airport and nobody even knows about it until after he's left. Huh.
I think I may have begun my transition to grumpy old man. This lizard meme shit is whack and annoying.
August 20, 2025 at 7:06 AM
I think I may have begun my transition to grumpy old man. This lizard meme shit is whack and annoying.
I have returned to Twitter. Much to my amazement my account still has not been banned despite changing my name to elonmuskisapieceofshit among other things. Stay tuned for how long I can continue to post before my account gets banned.
elon musk is sitting in a crowd of people at a conference .
ALT: elon musk is sitting in a crowd of people at a conference .
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August 6, 2025 at 6:30 AM
I have returned to Twitter. Much to my amazement my account still has not been banned despite changing my name to elonmuskisapieceofshit among other things. Stay tuned for how long I can continue to post before my account gets banned.
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starting to think we should give "strange women lying in ponds distributing swords" a chance as a basis for our system of government
August 1, 2025 at 12:07 AM
starting to think we should give "strange women lying in ponds distributing swords" a chance as a basis for our system of government
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When a show makes a simple task seem trivial and frustrating (specifically, Bluebloods S1 E2 when he can't put the body on the RC car). Seriously though, it just slides on the posts and is secured with bobby pins. Dumbass. #bluebloods
a bald man in a tan jacket is sitting in a chair with a netflix logo on the bottom right
ALT: a bald man in a tan jacket is sitting in a chair with a netflix logo on the bottom right
media.tenor.com
July 22, 2025 at 6:13 AM
When a show makes a simple task seem trivial and frustrating (specifically, Bluebloods S1 E2 when he can't put the body on the RC car). Seriously though, it just slides on the posts and is secured with bobby pins. Dumbass. #bluebloods
Watching Home Improvement in my mid 30's has really helped me understand my Dad more.
July 17, 2025 at 8:12 AM
Watching Home Improvement in my mid 30's has really helped me understand my Dad more.
Aye what do ya know, @proreferees.bsky.social with another no-call on a clear penalty for Portland. That's at least three missed penalties this year for Portland alone. Ya'll are fucking bad at your job.
July 17, 2025 at 4:01 AM
Aye what do ya know, @proreferees.bsky.social with another no-call on a clear penalty for Portland. That's at least three missed penalties this year for Portland alone. Ya'll are fucking bad at your job.