lauren ipsum
@ozywomandias.bsky.social
25 | possibility is not a luxury | logging off advocate | trans woman | minors dni
It's so funny that there's an energy drink (relentless) that's half the price of the others and it's purely because it tastes like battery acid. Utilitarian ass energy drink. More of a potion than a beverage
March 3, 2025 at 7:12 PM
It's so funny that there's an energy drink (relentless) that's half the price of the others and it's purely because it tastes like battery acid. Utilitarian ass energy drink. More of a potion than a beverage
This is why they pay me the v-bucks
March 2, 2025 at 8:49 PM
This is why they pay me the v-bucks
I made a topster :)
February 24, 2025 at 11:43 AM
I made a topster :)
It's my cave, you're all just gooning in it.
February 22, 2025 at 3:26 AM
It's my cave, you're all just gooning in it.
Liberals never have the sauce but sometimes they purchase the lease on the sauce and they low-key say something nice
January 11, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Liberals never have the sauce but sometimes they purchase the lease on the sauce and they low-key say something nice
What's everyone's problem with "dead white man" authors? Surely they're better than living white men??
January 7, 2025 at 10:23 PM
What's everyone's problem with "dead white man" authors? Surely they're better than living white men??
Free all my guys, justice for them // got some french mandem who just dipped le pen
January 7, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Free all my guys, justice for them // got some french mandem who just dipped le pen
I bring a kind of "I'm Lauren" vibe to the conversation that
December 23, 2024 at 2:14 AM
I bring a kind of "I'm Lauren" vibe to the conversation that
what if he was david pinch and he had big crab claws
January 15, 2024 at 2:24 AM
what if he was david pinch and he had big crab claws
you know who else called Saul?
it's youth pastor voice sunday! let's raise our voices to the good lord and pray up some witty wordplay!
January 7, 2024 at 8:50 PM
you know who else called Saul?
the trans femme equivalent of an indie band selling out is to do posts like “i’m like if a femboy was a girl!” to get more followers. anyway i’m just like if a femboy was a girl
December 23, 2023 at 11:09 PM
the trans femme equivalent of an indie band selling out is to do posts like “i’m like if a femboy was a girl!” to get more followers. anyway i’m just like if a femboy was a girl
Every trans woman elder is like “you can always🌸 choose to start being your most authentic self x live your shining Truth dear” and every trans woman under the age of 40 is 24/7 like “im like if mike ehrmantraut was a fuckign hon”
December 23, 2023 at 11:09 PM
Every trans woman elder is like “you can always🌸 choose to start being your most authentic self x live your shining Truth dear” and every trans woman under the age of 40 is 24/7 like “im like if mike ehrmantraut was a fuckign hon”
god i fucking wish steve harvey was real so bad
December 23, 2023 at 11:09 PM
god i fucking wish steve harvey was real so bad
when i don’t have pockets on my dress, that’s gender trouble by judith butler. pretty sure that’s what they meant
December 23, 2023 at 11:08 PM
when i don’t have pockets on my dress, that’s gender trouble by judith butler. pretty sure that’s what they meant
i’m like if garfield was a cat girl. is this anything. tell me i’m funny oh god just fucking tell me@im funny
December 23, 2023 at 11:01 PM
i’m like if garfield was a cat girl. is this anything. tell me i’m funny oh god just fucking tell me@im funny
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Ebenezer Scrooge at 10 am on Christmas morning frantically googling "how to cook goose whole goose" and getting a bunch of websites that say like "From time immemorial people have asked 'how to cook goose whole goose.'"
December 23, 2023 at 5:08 PM
Ebenezer Scrooge at 10 am on Christmas morning frantically googling "how to cook goose whole goose" and getting a bunch of websites that say like "From time immemorial people have asked 'how to cook goose whole goose.'"
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I wrote about why I don't usually write about trans stuff, and about that horrid new bit of school guidance: youngvulgarian.substack.com/p/whiplash-t... (free to read)
December 21, 2023 at 10:29 AM
I wrote about why I don't usually write about trans stuff, and about that horrid new bit of school guidance: youngvulgarian.substack.com/p/whiplash-t... (free to read)
i’m not saying will stancil has good opinions but why is everyone so mad at this one guy. is this app so short of main characters
December 21, 2023 at 12:10 PM
i’m not saying will stancil has good opinions but why is everyone so mad at this one guy. is this app so short of main characters
I’m a gold star trans woman (never liked harry potter)
December 10, 2023 at 6:50 AM
I’m a gold star trans woman (never liked harry potter)
just found out jimmy kimmel and jimmy fallon are two different guys
December 7, 2023 at 12:23 PM
just found out jimmy kimmel and jimmy fallon are two different guys
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Honored to write the Rolling Stone obituary for the worst American of the post-World War II era. Rot in piss
Henry Kissinger, War Criminal Beloved by America’s Ruling Class, Finally Dies
Henry Kissinger has died at age 100, his consulting firm said in a statement on Wednesday.
www.rollingstone.com
November 30, 2023 at 1:59 AM
Honored to write the Rolling Stone obituary for the worst American of the post-World War II era. Rot in piss
they made posting ethical again
November 15, 2023 at 2:50 PM
they made posting ethical again