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m. ozan alpay
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alpha geek · computer scientist & engineer · studied medicine a bit · professional sceptic · amateur linguist · lazy musician · grapefruit aficionado
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i feel like i made @hankgreen.bsky.social proud again!

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November 28, 2025 at 6:42 AM
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yet another day of amazon delivering my packages to some random person with no useful information and here i’m forced to wait 48 hours for it to mysteriously show up on my doorstep. at least tell me to whom did you deliver to rather than saying “handed to resident”, so i can go and ask smh
November 20, 2025 at 10:41 PM
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liquid glass feels more like a layer of plastic on top of my screen and i don’t know what to say about this
September 16, 2025 at 9:13 AM
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nanoraptor.danamania.com
The traditional EE's favourite side, a fresh-made ohmslaw.
A picture of a small bowl of resistors, cabbage, carrot and mayonnaise on a wooden board. Not coleslaw, but ohmslaw.
August 27, 2025 at 4:00 AM
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hollanda’da nakit kullanmamaya o kadar alışmışım ki, bir günlük almanya seyahatimde çoğu şeyin hala nakit bazlı olması beni oldukça şaşırttı. her ne kadar buna hazırlıklı olarak yanımda nakitle gitmiş olsam da, yine de gereksiz bir fazlalık gibi geldi nakit kullanmak.
August 23, 2025 at 7:24 PM
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Bugün ilk Hollandaca esprimi yaptım. ✨inburgering hissediyor ✨
August 1, 2025 at 12:48 PM
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gelen asansör sigara kokuyor diye binmeyip bir sonrakini bekledim, günaydın
July 15, 2025 at 5:53 AM
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i think all coffee shops should have two lanes: one for espresso drinkers and one for the rest. waiting for 10 mins just to grab an espresso is a crime against humanity
July 9, 2025 at 5:53 PM
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inanılmaz şiddetli deprem oldu
June 2, 2025 at 11:19 PM
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what is this monstrosity
a github pull request line diff showing 21732 lines added, 5 lines removed
May 28, 2025 at 7:44 AM
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wow it just feels so real right now
May 27, 2025 at 12:46 PM
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github is having problems on a MONDAY.
infamous "this is fine" meme -- a dog sitting patiently in a room that is literally on fire, saying "this is fine".
May 26, 2025 at 9:04 AM
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one off initially but still it’s a purple first! i think that should count as well!

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May 20, 2025 at 9:15 PM
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i realized that i don’t really like not being at home after 10pm — i’m accepting my inner liz lemon every day even further
screenshot from 30 rock. on the upper image a young guy says “so i’ll pick you up around 10?”. the lower image has liz lemon saying “at night?”.
May 19, 2025 at 7:22 PM
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yet another day of purple first

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May 14, 2025 at 9:20 PM
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therion geçen kış izmir'e geldiğinde konserlerine gitmediğim için ara ara hala kendime kızıyorum.
May 14, 2025 at 4:16 PM
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i love it when this happens

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May 13, 2025 at 9:26 PM
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brentalfloss.bsky.social
the new york sewer rats have finally elected a new rat pope
May 8, 2025 at 4:18 PM
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bir yanda sakal tıraşı olunca beni tanıyamayan faceid, diğer yanda birbirlerini sadece hafifçe andıran ve aralarında 10 yaş olan iki kardeşi de aynı kişi sanan faceid -- bi yerde hata var ama nerede
May 13, 2025 at 12:26 PM
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yet another day of making @hankgreen.bsky.social proud
May 11, 2025 at 9:15 PM
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hocus pocus there’s pizza on your focus
May 10, 2025 at 6:03 AM
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bu fiyatları matematik bilmeyen biri mi hazırladı acaba
2’li chicken tenders 85 tl iken 4’lüsü 180 tl. yani 2 tane 2’li almak, 4’lü almaktan daha ucuz.
April 30, 2025 at 9:29 AM
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The paper "brat summer of code" comes in strong with the Charli CXC aesthetics in LaTeX
Academically-styled paper in the colour scheme of the album brat by Charli CXC. Reads: brat summer of code ian. ireland March 4, 2025 Abstract Every year, there are several ‘Summer of Code’-style initiatives avail able to students, hobbyists, and early-career developers that encourage de velopmental growth and open-source contribution. In this brief paper, we propose an alternative set of values for these seasonal sessions to develop, ones that are instead grounded in real life skills — giving participants op portunities to disregard established software engineering principles, ignore code reviews, bypass required tests and ultimately, think for themselves. Be messy, give zero fucks, listen to noone but yourself
April 28, 2025 at 11:33 AM
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aydın büyükşehir belediyesi su idaresi telefon bekleme müziğinin son ses distorted zurnalı bir harmandalı melodisi olması beni her seferinde hazırlıksız yakalıyor
April 28, 2025 at 9:10 AM
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katef.bsky.social
not today Satan, please open a jira ticket
prufrockluvsong.bsky.social Pru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social · Apr 26
Not today Satan but we can put a pin in it and circle back around next week
April 26, 2025 at 11:49 PM