Failed Kirby Experiment
@ouijae.bsky.social
setting this up so i'm prepared for the inevitable fall of twitter probably not gonna post much yet - i'm riley i'm 32 and i tweet just about everything that comes to mind. expect a lot of video game stuff and other goofy shit - my pronouns are they/them
check out this weird bug i found
November 15, 2025 at 12:23 AM
check out this weird bug i found
killing billionaires like straight up murdering them is the most effective form of direct action that exists in this world
"my least woke opinion is---"
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
November 14, 2025 at 8:16 PM
killing billionaires like straight up murdering them is the most effective form of direct action that exists in this world
oh whoops if i had known that screenshot was gonna blow up i would've added alt text my bad
November 13, 2025 at 2:09 PM
oh whoops if i had known that screenshot was gonna blow up i would've added alt text my bad
my love language is suggesting that we make out
November 10, 2025 at 2:51 AM
my love language is suggesting that we make out
@cyberstalin.bsky.social did u see the ONA of fujimoto's one shots finally got released
November 9, 2025 at 7:22 PM
@cyberstalin.bsky.social did u see the ONA of fujimoto's one shots finally got released
gonna start a new policy where i no longer reply guy someone if they haven't responded to my last reply to them like clearly you don't appreciate my sparkling personality this is a finite resource
November 7, 2025 at 9:38 PM
gonna start a new policy where i no longer reply guy someone if they haven't responded to my last reply to them like clearly you don't appreciate my sparkling personality this is a finite resource
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This is complete hogwash
November 6, 2025 at 1:29 PM
This is complete hogwash
having noone to talk to seriously bores me out of my fucking mind
November 4, 2025 at 1:43 AM
having noone to talk to seriously bores me out of my fucking mind
my cat is gay
November 3, 2025 at 10:18 PM
my cat is gay
it's weird having a crush on the same person for i think like ten years??? but i am nothing if not massively fucking stubborn
November 2, 2025 at 9:34 PM
it's weird having a crush on the same person for i think like ten years??? but i am nothing if not massively fucking stubborn
November 2, 2025 at 1:07 AM
trying to be on bluesky more cus there's people i miss on here plus i get bored very easily
October 28, 2025 at 1:43 AM
trying to be on bluesky more cus there's people i miss on here plus i get bored very easily
is mary poppins the original manic pixie dream girl you don't need to answer
October 27, 2025 at 8:52 PM
is mary poppins the original manic pixie dream girl you don't need to answer
I WOULD PLAY THIS I WOULD PLAY THIS FOR A THOUSAND HOURS
October 25, 2025 at 9:10 PM
I WOULD PLAY THIS I WOULD PLAY THIS FOR A THOUSAND HOURS
chainsaw man movie was so good! that was so fucking good aaaaaa!!! they went so fucking crazy with the visuals it was incredible!!!!! and the music was so good and man you wouldn't think i'd be that affected by a story i've read a dozen times but god i was tearing up at the end
October 25, 2025 at 12:38 AM
chainsaw man movie was so good! that was so fucking good aaaaaa!!! they went so fucking crazy with the visuals it was incredible!!!!! and the music was so good and man you wouldn't think i'd be that affected by a story i've read a dozen times but god i was tearing up at the end
October 19, 2025 at 12:44 PM
90% of my usage of bluesky at this point is just me flirting with gabe maybe i should get a job
October 17, 2025 at 11:04 PM
90% of my usage of bluesky at this point is just me flirting with gabe maybe i should get a job
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Me: Pokémon as a series is archaic in ways that aren’t excusable for such a huge franchise and it deserves a lot more criticism for its complacency and long-term flaws.
Game Freak: Have an Ekans, you bitch.
Me: I am a bitch.
Game Freak: Have an Ekans, you bitch.
Me: I am a bitch.
October 16, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Me: Pokémon as a series is archaic in ways that aren’t excusable for such a huge franchise and it deserves a lot more criticism for its complacency and long-term flaws.
Game Freak: Have an Ekans, you bitch.
Me: I am a bitch.
Game Freak: Have an Ekans, you bitch.
Me: I am a bitch.
the dopamine hit you get when a beautiful woman pays attention to you is like nothing else on this earth
October 15, 2025 at 2:44 AM
the dopamine hit you get when a beautiful woman pays attention to you is like nothing else on this earth