Otto Schlosser
ottojschlosser.bsky.social
Otto Schlosser
@ottojschlosser.bsky.social
Happily retired Morfar of 10, servant of Max (he of much mischief). Grumpy old Swede.
Major ass whuppin in progress in College Station right now.
November 15, 2025 at 6:47 PM
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November 15, 2025 at 1:04 PM
(Puts on boomer hat)
I loathe cross-promotional ads on tv. Thanks for listening.
November 15, 2025 at 5:57 PM
You know what is a waste of everyone's time? College basketball bracketology articles in November.
November 11, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Our neighborhood is descending into chaos. Some folks still have their Halloween decorations out, some have broken out the Christmas stuff, and a few weirdos have generic Welcome Autumn banners. Nothing at all about Thanksgiving. SMH
November 11, 2025 at 6:56 PM
It is right and proper to honor the soldiers on the front line, but please remember those who supported them. No one fights without weapons, ammo, food, and a thousand other things. I, for instance, delivered and maintained equipment on a flightline so the pilots could fly. We all worked together.
November 11, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Lord help us, Brady is working the Niner game. At least I won’t have to mute commercials because the sound is already off.
November 9, 2025 at 9:35 PM
For no good reason, here is my list of Ten Essential Steely Dan tracks (in release order):
Do It Again
Midnite Cruiser
Reelin' in the Years
My Old School
King of the World
Black Friday
Kid Charlemagne
The Royal Scam
Aja
Home at Last
November 9, 2025 at 3:49 PM
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November 9, 2025 at 3:22 AM
My granddaughters invited me to a Veteran's Day ceremony at their school this morning. We entered to a medley of Sousa marches, including the Liberty Bell March. I know you know what that means:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Axi...
Monty Python's Flying Circus (Intro) S2 (1970)
YouTube video by RetroAlexander
www.youtube.com
November 7, 2025 at 7:12 PM
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November 6, 2025 at 1:51 AM
"It is difficult to conceive how an injunction requiring the government to comply with the Constitution could possibly be harmful," U.S. District Judge Sara Ellis said as she explained her decision.
BOOM!!!!
November 6, 2025 at 8:53 PM
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We watched in horror as Jalen Brunson helped others, recording 10 assists. Socialism had taken hold. We’re never going back.
November 6, 2025 at 2:04 PM
My grandson used to run up to folks and start yakking without warning, so his mom told him he has to ask "Can I talk to you?"
So now he runs up and starts with things like "can i talk to you do you think aliens are real?"
November 5, 2025 at 2:42 AM
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November 2, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Holy Cannoli! Da Bears!
@robertmays.bsky.social
November 2, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Hey, if I had a budget like the Dodger$ I could put together a World Series winner. Then again, I might get the Mets. Never mind.
November 2, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Max is giving me the Glare of Disapproval through the patio door. But he is so reactive to doorbells and knocks that he needs to stay out there until the evening winds down.
November 1, 2025 at 1:18 AM
I see ServiceNow is now pushing AI in their ads. My last employer used them and it was a pain in the ass without AI. So happy I retired before they made it worse.
November 1, 2025 at 12:46 AM
I’m guessing Mike McDaniel will be paroled shortly.
October 31, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Driving down Herndon today and decided to get gas. While waiting for the right turn to open up, I look in the mirror and see a black BMW driven by Pennywise. The wig and makeup were perfect. That’ll wake you up. 🤡
October 30, 2025 at 3:11 AM
My grandson watched, wide-eyed, as I played No Man's Sky today. After a while he asked, "Are you a boy or a girl? (onscreen)." I replied, "It doesn't matter."
In NMS, you're a human in a spacesuit running around doing cool stuff. It really doesn't matter.
October 29, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Grandson this morning: I hate Mondays. No one asks me if I want to go to school!
Me: OK, we're going to learn a new word now: "Irrelevant"
October 27, 2025 at 1:40 PM