Abdullah
@oryxified.bsky.social
Wait and hope. I moved here because Elongated Muskrat sucks. Not serious at all; not a weeb either. (Arab. 30 years. He/Him). Profile picture & header: @orepip .
Just finished the latest main quest of WuWa and honest to God this was all I could think of. Well, that and Cantarella's huge... part in the story.
As a tired person, you come to realize that "I want to give a shit about this" is sometimes the best praise you can give something. Like, I want to like it but I can't move at the same pace as everyone else and I can't handle another bitter disappointment.
April 20, 2025 at 11:22 AM
Just finished the latest main quest of WuWa and honest to God this was all I could think of. Well, that and Cantarella's huge... part in the story.
Oh great, apparently Muskrat stuck his dick in a server and now the whole site is out of whack. Tremendous
March 11, 2025 at 8:44 AM
Oh great, apparently Muskrat stuck his dick in a server and now the whole site is out of whack. Tremendous
Someone spilled spot remover on their dog. Now it's gone
February 13, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Someone spilled spot remover on their dog. Now it's gone
May I say that one of the fastest ways to make me lose interest in your story is to make one of the protagonists a rich kid and then have them whine and complain about how hard their life is? Because then I'll grab that invisible flying dick and start jerking it hard and fast. Ya know, in solidarity
February 7, 2025 at 12:42 PM
May I say that one of the fastest ways to make me lose interest in your story is to make one of the protagonists a rich kid and then have them whine and complain about how hard their life is? Because then I'll grab that invisible flying dick and start jerking it hard and fast. Ya know, in solidarity
By @noelletimely on Twitter
February 5, 2025 at 3:41 PM
By @noelletimely on Twitter
*crawling*
AIR!
*gasping*
WATER!
*pleading*
NOELLE CONTENT!
AIR!
*gasping*
WATER!
*pleading*
NOELLE CONTENT!
February 5, 2025 at 3:38 PM
*crawling*
AIR!
*gasping*
WATER!
*pleading*
NOELLE CONTENT!
AIR!
*gasping*
WATER!
*pleading*
NOELLE CONTENT!
"why hasn't he been here?"
My arm has been hurting like hell since forever, but it's better now.
I honestly don't know what to do with this account. I guess I'm biding my time until the bird finally kicks the bucket. Hopefully sooner than later.
My arm has been hurting like hell since forever, but it's better now.
I honestly don't know what to do with this account. I guess I'm biding my time until the bird finally kicks the bucket. Hopefully sooner than later.
January 23, 2025 at 12:59 PM
"why hasn't he been here?"
My arm has been hurting like hell since forever, but it's better now.
I honestly don't know what to do with this account. I guess I'm biding my time until the bird finally kicks the bucket. Hopefully sooner than later.
My arm has been hurting like hell since forever, but it's better now.
I honestly don't know what to do with this account. I guess I'm biding my time until the bird finally kicks the bucket. Hopefully sooner than later.
Calling Haitham Hiroshi was the best running joke I've ever come up with. Well technically second best
December 31, 2024 at 7:34 PM
Calling Haitham Hiroshi was the best running joke I've ever come up with. Well technically second best
I need a job, like, yesterday. I'm tired of this shit
December 30, 2024 at 9:02 PM
I need a job, like, yesterday. I'm tired of this shit
People of low skill level should take ibuamateurfen first
December 27, 2024 at 10:55 PM
People of low skill level should take ibuamateurfen first
A restaurant's wireless network is called Wi-Fri
December 26, 2024 at 11:17 AM
A restaurant's wireless network is called Wi-Fri
Our dinner a few days ago was Alfredo sauce pasta.
العشاء كان "ألفريدو" من نوعه
العشاء كان "ألفريدو" من نوعه
December 24, 2024 at 3:27 PM
Our dinner a few days ago was Alfredo sauce pasta.
العشاء كان "ألفريدو" من نوعه
العشاء كان "ألفريدو" من نوعه
Natlan's who thing is that they're at war with the Abyss.
I'm on the side of the Abyss.
I'm on the side of the Abyss.
December 24, 2024 at 3:25 PM
Natlan's who thing is that they're at war with the Abyss.
I'm on the side of the Abyss.
I'm on the side of the Abyss.
An obtrusive old Japanese woman is called an obaastacle
December 10, 2024 at 4:13 PM
An obtrusive old Japanese woman is called an obaastacle
Drink school and stay in milk
December 10, 2024 at 4:10 PM
Drink school and stay in milk
As a tired person, you come to realize that "I want to give a shit about this" is sometimes the best praise you can give something. Like, I want to like it but I can't move at the same pace as everyone else and I can't handle another bitter disappointment.
December 5, 2024 at 8:01 PM
As a tired person, you come to realize that "I want to give a shit about this" is sometimes the best praise you can give something. Like, I want to like it but I can't move at the same pace as everyone else and I can't handle another bitter disappointment.
What they don't tell you about puns and wordplays is that they're good for you, they are exercises in thinking outside the box, and your reward for them is a laugh. They're the mental equivalent of a rat going through a maze and getting a little treat for its troubles.
December 5, 2024 at 7:57 AM
What they don't tell you about puns and wordplays is that they're good for you, they are exercises in thinking outside the box, and your reward for them is a laugh. They're the mental equivalent of a rat going through a maze and getting a little treat for its troubles.
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It was the best of Shires
It was the Worcestershires
It was the Worcestershires
December 4, 2024 at 1:55 PM
It was the best of Shires
It was the Worcestershires
It was the Worcestershires
Every day I feel the age-old message of "respect your readers because they're more intelligent than you think" seems to be eroding rapidly over time.
When Animorphs ended, fans were vocal about how they didn't like the depressing ending.
K.A. Applegate responded with amongst the most brutal letters I've read.
It takes a generational talent to tell your fans "If you're mad at me because that's what you have to take away from Animorphs, too bad."
K.A. Applegate responded with amongst the most brutal letters I've read.
It takes a generational talent to tell your fans "If you're mad at me because that's what you have to take away from Animorphs, too bad."
December 4, 2024 at 2:42 PM
Every day I feel the age-old message of "respect your readers because they're more intelligent than you think" seems to be eroding rapidly over time.
Reposted by Abdullah
When Animorphs ended, fans were vocal about how they didn't like the depressing ending.
K.A. Applegate responded with amongst the most brutal letters I've read.
It takes a generational talent to tell your fans "If you're mad at me because that's what you have to take away from Animorphs, too bad."
K.A. Applegate responded with amongst the most brutal letters I've read.
It takes a generational talent to tell your fans "If you're mad at me because that's what you have to take away from Animorphs, too bad."
December 4, 2024 at 8:55 AM
When Animorphs ended, fans were vocal about how they didn't like the depressing ending.
K.A. Applegate responded with amongst the most brutal letters I've read.
It takes a generational talent to tell your fans "If you're mad at me because that's what you have to take away from Animorphs, too bad."
K.A. Applegate responded with amongst the most brutal letters I've read.
It takes a generational talent to tell your fans "If you're mad at me because that's what you have to take away from Animorphs, too bad."
"unlike the other site, you don't have to censor words that would usually attract attention here" they said
This job can't come fast enough. God's sake, I wanna commission people!
December 4, 2024 at 2:33 PM
"unlike the other site, you don't have to censor words that would usually attract attention here" they said
Average WuWa conversation:
Character: "this situation is rather perplexing. Rover, what do you think?"
Rover: "vroom vroom."
Character: "this situation is rather perplexing. Rover, what do you think?"
Rover: "vroom vroom."
December 4, 2024 at 2:42 AM
Average WuWa conversation:
Character: "this situation is rather perplexing. Rover, what do you think?"
Rover: "vroom vroom."
Character: "this situation is rather perplexing. Rover, what do you think?"
Rover: "vroom vroom."
I meme, therefore I am
December 4, 2024 at 2:20 AM
I meme, therefore I am
Apparently humans are like pigs physiologically. Which means that by extention you, yes you, taste like pork.
The more you know 🎶
The more you know 🎶
a rainbow and a star with the words " i know you know "
Alt: On a black background, a carroony burning shooting star is leaving a trail of rainbow behind it with the words "the more you know" on top. It's kind of a meme at this point.
media.tenor.com
December 3, 2024 at 1:34 PM
Apparently humans are like pigs physiologically. Which means that by extention you, yes you, taste like pork.
The more you know 🎶
The more you know 🎶
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The back of this reads “Daddy with Pinky and Billy” 💕 Photo from my collection, no further info.
December 3, 2024 at 1:13 AM
The back of this reads “Daddy with Pinky and Billy” 💕 Photo from my collection, no further info.