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in college, i remember consciously making myself think of something positive that i liked about things whenever i caught myself hating them by default

now, my default thoughts are almost always positive. i do still struggle with... introspective positivity but that's another convo
February 8, 2026 at 11:12 AM
you know when you first meet someone and they ask back to back questions the whole time and you don't get a chance to ask them any questions

why do people do that
February 8, 2026 at 8:07 AM
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this is what happens after the end of the willow mv
February 7, 2026 at 6:22 PM
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the fact that the lyrics "the curse on me was broken by your magic wand" exist in the context of taylor hiring the actor who played CURSE BREAKER BILL WEASLEY to be in her music video about a magic potion spray that, for all intents and purposes, BREAKS CURSES is actually so bonkers
February 7, 2026 at 4:16 PM
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OMG so they are answering fan questions and to address their favorite viral moments they discuss when Travis said “you gotta fight for your right to party” and Travis implies he loves the Beastie Boys and then looks dead at the camera and goes:

“I’m just fighting for my rights, dude.”
February 7, 2026 at 4:38 PM
the connection is relevant!

Elmo hates that Rocko isn't real, but Zoe treats Rocko like a real person

we are elmo
they are zoe
Lmao you gotta catch up on the Elmo-Rocko beef. There are for sure compilation videos out there.

Rocko is Zoe's (another sesame street character) pet rock. Elmo hates rocko because Zoe treates it like a real person much to the chagrin of Elmo. Rocko got the last cookie even though he's a rock.
February 7, 2026 at 11:21 PM
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a con man sells a fool (a get-love-quick scheme) Opalite
February 7, 2026 at 6:58 PM
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the hetlors who take any chance to come into gaylor spaces and say “she doesn’t easter egg her personal life” are now analyzing her easter eggs to figure out which of her relationships is the rock, the garbage, and the stapler 🙄
February 7, 2026 at 7:00 PM
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LOML ABOUT SWIFTIES CONFIRMED I’VE //BEEN// SAYING 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️
a con man sells a fool (a get-love-quick scheme) Opalite
February 7, 2026 at 7:03 PM
same day?
February 7, 2026 at 11:10 PM
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Infamy LOVES Co. 🔻🩷🏋️‍♀️
February 7, 2026 at 7:39 PM
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What the fuck is wrong with them, legitimately? I get such an ick when being called a Swiftie, like do not group me in with those fucking weirdos omg.
February 7, 2026 at 9:47 PM
fare thee well, indeed
February 7, 2026 at 10:51 AM
notes from the other side:

a few think ratty is the rock bc pet rocks came out in 1975
one mentioned reptv and got negs downvotes 💀

a few others from reddit were interesting!
February 7, 2026 at 10:51 AM
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This is the Taylor Swift we know and love, a fucking weirdo.
February 6, 2026 at 3:21 PM
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The rock being the fans… she didn't have to catch the bouquet to know a hard rock was on the way (not just bc she planned it) because she knew the fans would marry her off instantly

The 1950s shit they want from me.
February 7, 2026 at 2:07 AM
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I think Taylor used the Opalite wrong! It seems like it’s meant to be used on inanimate objects but she used it on herself. It’s used on the trash, and the cactus. We see the Nopalite used on a person but I’ll get to that in a second. She’s the only PERSON we see the Opalite sprayed on 🧵
February 6, 2026 at 10:38 PM
i missed the stapler every time i watched this scene bc i was distracted by recognizing our eras tour cast, okay?!
The Nopalite and the stapler show us the transformation back from person to object. What if the other objects weren’t swapped with another person and were simply transformed? Which is why the Nopalite is the #2 seller and people want to undo it. They change the exterior to a person-
February 7, 2026 at 3:57 AM
can't stop thinking about the mall having a checkerboard floor
February 7, 2026 at 3:44 AM
the rock friendship bracelet quotes mad woman 🤭
February 7, 2026 at 3:44 AM
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Threads swifties have been pissing me off all day but this just made me laugh out loud. They’re paternity testing the fucking stapler.
February 7, 2026 at 12:53 AM
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I saw pussy joke, so I said "pussy joke!"

That ain't speculation, that's an astute observation!
February 7, 2026 at 1:30 AM
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so what i got from the opalite music video is gay
February 6, 2026 at 9:57 PM
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for what its worth, i think the storytelling in opalite might be some of the most powerful storytelling taylor’s ever produced and i don’t think we’re fully gonna see that appreciated until taylor comes out (which im just gonna say openly now bc i can’t see her not doing it) it’s all so queer
February 7, 2026 at 12:46 AM
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Literally, I have always maintained that Maroon is not about any one muse, but is about her queerness and that side of herself that she had to give up. And the legacy that she had to leave behind, keeps her up at night in the same way that she grieves who she could’ve been in BTTWS.
the mark you saw on my collarbone
February 6, 2026 at 11:45 PM