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OregonBeast83
@oregonbeast83.bsky.social
Filthy casual. Occasional asshole. Lorcana nerd. Mod at @watchgirlsplay.bsky.social & @guildpack.bsky.social. The Pravda. Social Justice Off-Tank in the meta. I drink and I know things.
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Robert, aka OregonBeast.

Geriatric millennial. Failed content creator, so now I just mod for successful ones.

Day job in marketing/communications. Journalist in recovery. Terrible gamer. Likes to cook, scared to death to let anybody else try it. Bourbon & colas.
Happy International Men's Day to all the men who go into Twitch chats and social media posts and say "bUt wHaT AbOuT InTeRnAtIoNaL MeN's DaY?!?" during International Women's Day, get told it's on Nov. 19, then forget it exists until the following International Women's Day.
November 19, 2025 at 3:57 PM
"Robert is bullying me. Please ask him to stop." -Phenomaman

*spits drink*
November 18, 2025 at 7:24 PM
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My big moment. My big tragedy. www.youtube.com/watch?v=ydN4...
My BEST PACK EVER and my BATTERY DIES?!?!? - Disney Lorcana - Whispers in the Well - Box Opening - 3
YouTube video by OB83 Lorcana
www.youtube.com
November 18, 2025 at 5:05 PM
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👀
November 12, 2025 at 3:33 AM
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When you see the foiling on a Whisper card, your mind will be as blown as mine was. Whispers in the Well trove unboxing video below! youtu.be/6H1mw9iB_F4
Foil Whispers = MIND BLOWN - Disney Lorcana Whispers in the Well Trove Unboxing - OB83 Lorcana
YouTube video by OB83 Lorcana
youtu.be
November 11, 2025 at 6:31 PM
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While opening Whispers in the Well packs, @nikinapalm.bsky.social and @gpfearlesssyd.bsky.social from @watchgirlsplay.bsky.social / @guildpack.bsky.social explain the importance of Goliath.

www.youtube.com/shorts/VsMtt...
Goliath is the gateway to WHAT?!?!? (ft. @WatchGirlsPlay & @GuildPack )
YouTube video by OB83 Lorcana
www.youtube.com
November 10, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Senate Democratic Leader Merkley does have a nice ring to it.
November 10, 2025 at 2:58 AM
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It's time to open a Whispers in the Well booster box! youtu.be/cvgxAQ7vb7o?...
Back-to-Back EPICNESS - Disney Lorcana Whispers in the Well Booster Box Opening - OB83 Lorcana
YouTube video by OB83 Lorcana
youtu.be
November 9, 2025 at 4:22 PM
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“0% woke shit”

a black man with a physical disability leads an environmental terrorist cell trying to save the planet from mega-billionaires and you play as a cross dressing twink femdomed by two different women ending and the final boss against the gayest angel of all time
November 7, 2025 at 7:59 PM
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IT HAS BEGUN.

Oh, wait, too loud for this set.

*whispers* it has begun...
November 7, 2025 at 7:56 PM
November 7, 2025 at 5:36 AM
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Editorial cartoon: Don't bread on me. Enjoy :)
November 6, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Muffaletta.
November 6, 2025 at 9:57 PM
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Your adventurers pause at the table.
The feast looks untouched but...delicious
Then something red and quivering shifts in the dish.
The Cranberry Cube is loose, and it’s hungry.

This festive take on a classic #D&D monster is sure to give your players indigestion.

#Dnd5e #homebrew #Monster #Dndart
November 6, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Why is the Ramen trying to seduce me?
November 2, 2025 at 9:11 PM
No matter what, your windshield wiper will leave that little streak of water right where you mainly look through thanks to me, Whyper!
You’re a villain whose only power is mild inconvenience. Who are you and what’s your signature move?
November 2, 2025 at 12:42 AM
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Happy Start Cooking Up Whispers In The Well Decks Season to all those who celebrate.
October 28, 2025 at 11:55 PM
You're welcome, Internet.
October 27, 2025 at 4:24 AM
October 26, 2025 at 9:01 PM
"Everybody should be treated equally." Sounds good, but far too simplistic and generic.

In many ways, yes, everybody should be treated equally.

But also no, there are many ways everybody should *not* be treated equally.

This is going to take a few skeets to get through, so: 🧵
October 26, 2025 at 5:56 PM
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Congrats to my pals at @guildpack.bsky.social for hitting 15,000 subscribers on YouTube!
October 26, 2025 at 1:01 PM
EA Slop: It's Not In The Game Because They Had To Spend a Crapton To Fix It All
October 25, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Call of Duty: Modern Slopfare
Oh my god some fucking tech dingdong posted this on Twitter with the caption "AI games are going to be amazing" totally seriously, you have to watch it. You have to. In full screen.
October 24, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Pop looking at the Blazers front office for passing on Hammon like:
October 23, 2025 at 6:41 PM