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Monky
@orbmonky.bsky.social
· Mar 31
SILENCE, 𝘉𝘙𝘈𝘕𝘋!
YouTube video by burialgoods
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My divine intellect and immortal soul having ass got standards.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=8L8T...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=8L8T...
Isn't it odd how big chests can hold so much booty? You'd think the two would be on opposite sides of the same doubloon.
November 19, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Isn't it odd how big chests can hold so much booty? You'd think the two would be on opposite sides of the same doubloon.
Elevated car alarm type beat
www.youtube.com/watch?v=jcut...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=jcut...
Car Alarm (extended reprise)
YouTube video by pat’s soundhouse
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November 18, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Elevated car alarm type beat
www.youtube.com/watch?v=jcut...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=jcut...
Ignorance springs eternal. Selfishness, witlessness, and general malaise are annual rather than perennial and require more effort. Be prepared for spring with proper bedding and composting/fertilizer.
November 17, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Ignorance springs eternal. Selfishness, witlessness, and general malaise are annual rather than perennial and require more effort. Be prepared for spring with proper bedding and composting/fertilizer.
It's 1998, Bill Clinton is involved in a headline grabbing scandal about receiving an extramarital blowjob which may affect the country's politics.
It's 2025, Bill Clinton is involved in a headline grabbing scandal about receiving an extramarital blowjob which may affect the country's politics.
It's 2025, Bill Clinton is involved in a headline grabbing scandal about receiving an extramarital blowjob which may affect the country's politics.
November 17, 2025 at 1:30 AM
It's 1998, Bill Clinton is involved in a headline grabbing scandal about receiving an extramarital blowjob which may affect the country's politics.
It's 2025, Bill Clinton is involved in a headline grabbing scandal about receiving an extramarital blowjob which may affect the country's politics.
It's 2025, Bill Clinton is involved in a headline grabbing scandal about receiving an extramarital blowjob which may affect the country's politics.
Mainstream news media has become the Yellowed Pages.
November 16, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Mainstream news media has become the Yellowed Pages.
There is what exists, and there is what matters. Art is the method of showing what matters through what exists. *sniffs own fart in a wine glass*
November 15, 2025 at 3:06 AM
There is what exists, and there is what matters. Art is the method of showing what matters through what exists. *sniffs own fart in a wine glass*
Teach a man to fish and he will cast the line in a way so that the hook grabs the back of his shirt, pulling it over his head with the momentum, leading to their sudden surprise and confusion, in turn causing them to topple into the water comically.
November 14, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Teach a man to fish and he will cast the line in a way so that the hook grabs the back of his shirt, pulling it over his head with the momentum, leading to their sudden surprise and confusion, in turn causing them to topple into the water comically.
Change is the only constant. I mean, if you ignore the laws of physics, that is. Yes, the only constant minus the laws of physics. And maybe ethics, too. Drat, this is getting complicated.
November 13, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Change is the only constant. I mean, if you ignore the laws of physics, that is. Yes, the only constant minus the laws of physics. And maybe ethics, too. Drat, this is getting complicated.
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The age of the personal brand is dead and the way forward is collective artist co-ops like Dropout
The idea of conforming to ever changing platforms that are never satisfied with your output is insane and unsustainable. Relying on each other is what will help artists survive
The idea of conforming to ever changing platforms that are never satisfied with your output is insane and unsustainable. Relying on each other is what will help artists survive
November 13, 2025 at 9:55 AM
The age of the personal brand is dead and the way forward is collective artist co-ops like Dropout
The idea of conforming to ever changing platforms that are never satisfied with your output is insane and unsustainable. Relying on each other is what will help artists survive
The idea of conforming to ever changing platforms that are never satisfied with your output is insane and unsustainable. Relying on each other is what will help artists survive
Going to end all my correspondences requesting a favor with 'x used to . but he died. ? !' from now on.
November 13, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Going to end all my correspondences requesting a favor with 'x used to . but he died. ? !' from now on.
Billionaire and corporate funding plays more or less equally to both sides. If belief that democrats are not as beholden to it as republicans persists, we'll have to dramatically expand the scope and scale of the 'fell for it again' awards program.
November 10, 2025 at 11:35 AM
Billionaire and corporate funding plays more or less equally to both sides. If belief that democrats are not as beholden to it as republicans persists, we'll have to dramatically expand the scope and scale of the 'fell for it again' awards program.
A million rip bozos is not enough.
November 4, 2025 at 10:32 PM
A million rip bozos is not enough.
www.tiktok.com/t/ZTMVnV2r6/ finally, someone cracked the 'code' of leading questions that defy reality.
Thank you Congressman Neguse for laying it plain.
TikTok video by Cory
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November 1, 2025 at 3:59 PM
www.tiktok.com/t/ZTMVnV2r6/ finally, someone cracked the 'code' of leading questions that defy reality.
We must imagine the Sisyphus betting racket happy, selling "there's no way he's going to get that damn rock to the top of the hill for the Xth day in a row, he's due for a loss!" to the marks.
October 30, 2025 at 12:21 AM
We must imagine the Sisyphus betting racket happy, selling "there's no way he's going to get that damn rock to the top of the hill for the Xth day in a row, he's due for a loss!" to the marks.
It's become clear that a major part of social collapse is increasing activity and cohesion among narcissistic and nihilistic people, particularly those with overlap. The pattern is that they won't see reason, do not believe in anything, and justify everything with canards they think will fool you.
October 29, 2025 at 6:24 PM
It's become clear that a major part of social collapse is increasing activity and cohesion among narcissistic and nihilistic people, particularly those with overlap. The pattern is that they won't see reason, do not believe in anything, and justify everything with canards they think will fool you.
I feel strongly that if your food and media preferences align with another's, you are taste buddies. That's what it's called from here on out. I'm so happy for you/sorry that happened depending on how you take this news.
October 29, 2025 at 5:19 PM
I feel strongly that if your food and media preferences align with another's, you are taste buddies. That's what it's called from here on out. I'm so happy for you/sorry that happened depending on how you take this news.
Sometimes we must separate the art from the artist. By force, if need be. The terminal point of the grim calculus of shared human experience tainted by the sin of the originator. Art outlives us all. Even Ozymandias' weathered self-exhortation had value beyond his understanding, will, or reach.
October 29, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Sometimes we must separate the art from the artist. By force, if need be. The terminal point of the grim calculus of shared human experience tainted by the sin of the originator. Art outlives us all. Even Ozymandias' weathered self-exhortation had value beyond his understanding, will, or reach.
Phlegm, Lethargy, Aches, Growths, Ulcers, Exsanguination - the Mnemonic Plague
October 29, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Phlegm, Lethargy, Aches, Growths, Ulcers, Exsanguination - the Mnemonic Plague
... So I just had a morbin thought.
October 21, 2025 at 9:08 PM
... So I just had a morbin thought.
Blue Sky having a Saturday
October 18, 2025 at 11:55 AM
Blue Sky having a Saturday
Mathematicians missed a real trick when they failed to name an inverted/negative angle a devle.
October 14, 2025 at 4:24 AM
Mathematicians missed a real trick when they failed to name an inverted/negative angle a devle.
Did you know you can have infinite, unlimited wordle without patronizing the NYT? You forget your power. It waits for you, drink deeply of it. It is but a search away.
October 14, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Did you know you can have infinite, unlimited wordle without patronizing the NYT? You forget your power. It waits for you, drink deeply of it. It is but a search away.
Remember, I say, remember the basics of cqc, boy, you'll end up in a world of hurt without 'em, I say, boy!
October 11, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Remember, I say, remember the basics of cqc, boy, you'll end up in a world of hurt without 'em, I say, boy!
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it's not FOR us
October 10, 2025 at 1:02 PM
it's not FOR us
We must imagine Sisyphus raging at hills, believing that pushing the boulder to the top was an insult to them in retaliation for their plot to usurp the sun by rising into the sky.
September 29, 2025 at 10:48 PM
We must imagine Sisyphus raging at hills, believing that pushing the boulder to the top was an insult to them in retaliation for their plot to usurp the sun by rising into the sky.