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Monky
@orbmonky.bsky.social
· Mar 31
SILENCE, 𝘉𝘙𝘈𝘕𝘋!
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My divine intellect and immortal soul having ass got standards.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=8L8T...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=8L8T...
Happy birthday, calendar
January 1, 2026 at 6:09 AM
Happy birthday, calendar
So many words became pop culture in the 70's/80's, radical, bodacious, tubular - but centrifugal got overlooked, left to languish. I just think... it's centrifugal *as fuck*. A missed opportunity.
December 31, 2025 at 5:44 AM
So many words became pop culture in the 70's/80's, radical, bodacious, tubular - but centrifugal got overlooked, left to languish. I just think... it's centrifugal *as fuck*. A missed opportunity.
the MFs tryin' tell me I can't handle gay space luxury communism
December 30, 2025 at 4:41 AM
the MFs tryin' tell me I can't handle gay space luxury communism
On further consideration, I don't think Ariel really cared that much about the world above the waves. I believe it's far simpler. She was just into feet.
December 29, 2025 at 5:39 PM
On further consideration, I don't think Ariel really cared that much about the world above the waves. I believe it's far simpler. She was just into feet.
Evidence is growing that you are what your daddy eats, works out, smokes, and tears up.
www.quantamagazine.org/how-dads-fit...
www.quantamagazine.org/how-dads-fit...
How Dad’s Fitness May Be Packaged and Passed Down in Sperm RNA | Quanta Magazine
Research into how a father’s choices — such as diet, exercise, stress, nicotine use — may transfer traits to his children has become impossible to ignore.
www.quantamagazine.org
December 28, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Evidence is growing that you are what your daddy eats, works out, smokes, and tears up.
www.quantamagazine.org/how-dads-fit...
www.quantamagazine.org/how-dads-fit...
They voted for president child rape baby murder. Almost all of them did twice. A solid majority, three times.
December 24, 2025 at 1:37 AM
They voted for president child rape baby murder. Almost all of them did twice. A solid majority, three times.
Please, finally, let the dam break.
December 23, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Please, finally, let the dam break.
Hopefully Mr. Tate and Mr. Paul will remain ideologically consistent and accept their status as non-alphas.
December 22, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Hopefully Mr. Tate and Mr. Paul will remain ideologically consistent and accept their status as non-alphas.
A merry existence to those who celebrate.
December 21, 2025 at 7:54 PM
A merry existence to those who celebrate.
I'm not a sports guy, much less a boxing guy, but I have to admit that the news of not one but TWO professional douchebags/criminals getting high enough on their own farts to sign up for face-cratering by professional face punchers has been invigorating.
December 21, 2025 at 6:55 PM
I'm not a sports guy, much less a boxing guy, but I have to admit that the news of not one but TWO professional douchebags/criminals getting high enough on their own farts to sign up for face-cratering by professional face punchers has been invigorating.
A note from the Agent Evokator;
Super Pain is not real, and cannot hurt you. Yet.
Super Pain is not real, and cannot hurt you. Yet.
December 21, 2025 at 6:25 AM
A note from the Agent Evokator;
Super Pain is not real, and cannot hurt you. Yet.
Super Pain is not real, and cannot hurt you. Yet.
A pineapple is like when you really, really want an apple. Gotta have one, getting the apple shakes, absolutely melancholy, straight up jonesing for the apple.
December 21, 2025 at 12:42 AM
A pineapple is like when you really, really want an apple. Gotta have one, getting the apple shakes, absolutely melancholy, straight up jonesing for the apple.
*composing a song that is composed of screeching, wailing, gnashing of teeth*
This'll show that Yoko Ono, she's been at the top for far too long!
This'll show that Yoko Ono, she's been at the top for far too long!
December 21, 2025 at 12:13 AM
*composing a song that is composed of screeching, wailing, gnashing of teeth*
This'll show that Yoko Ono, she's been at the top for far too long!
This'll show that Yoko Ono, she's been at the top for far too long!
I think we're mature enough to handle this topic;
It should be called a warewasher, we washin' way more than mofuggin dishes.
It should be called a warewasher, we washin' way more than mofuggin dishes.
December 17, 2025 at 12:46 AM
I think we're mature enough to handle this topic;
It should be called a warewasher, we washin' way more than mofuggin dishes.
It should be called a warewasher, we washin' way more than mofuggin dishes.
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Oceangate happened because silicon valley jags have convinced themselves they're immune to consequences, and it turns out the bottom of the ocean is immune to lobby groups and does not take bribes.
This is why the idea of a Mars colony should terrify you.
This is why the idea of a Mars colony should terrify you.
December 15, 2025 at 4:55 AM
Oceangate happened because silicon valley jags have convinced themselves they're immune to consequences, and it turns out the bottom of the ocean is immune to lobby groups and does not take bribes.
This is why the idea of a Mars colony should terrify you.
This is why the idea of a Mars colony should terrify you.
This damned hell-world just won't stop.
December 15, 2025 at 4:35 AM
This damned hell-world just won't stop.
Overhearing modern anime in the background made me realize Big Anime hasn't released a banger since "How did they dodge that attack!?". Washed. Whole industry in shambles.
December 14, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Overhearing modern anime in the background made me realize Big Anime hasn't released a banger since "How did they dodge that attack!?". Washed. Whole industry in shambles.
If you ever own a singularity, be careful not to let it fracture, these mfers be arguing that they are the true and only original and that the other is a false shadow, a deceiver of men, and neither of them are the original. Can't shut them up about it, do not let this happen to you!
December 13, 2025 at 11:04 PM
If you ever own a singularity, be careful not to let it fracture, these mfers be arguing that they are the true and only original and that the other is a false shadow, a deceiver of men, and neither of them are the original. Can't shut them up about it, do not let this happen to you!
A thought exercise I find useful when feeling like I can't get something done; Imagine myself as Sisyphus, pushing a boulder up a hill, the same as I've done before, an eager challenge that I know I will succeed at with effort. Forget about the next part, just ignore that bit, don't think about it.
December 13, 2025 at 8:02 PM
A thought exercise I find useful when feeling like I can't get something done; Imagine myself as Sisyphus, pushing a boulder up a hill, the same as I've done before, an eager challenge that I know I will succeed at with effort. Forget about the next part, just ignore that bit, don't think about it.
*opens box labeled 'no funny business'*
*looks inside*
*funny business*
*looks inside*
*funny business*
December 13, 2025 at 7:33 PM
*opens box labeled 'no funny business'*
*looks inside*
*funny business*
*looks inside*
*funny business*
I understand the situation may be okey, but are you absolutely sure it's also dokey?
December 10, 2025 at 12:13 AM
I understand the situation may be okey, but are you absolutely sure it's also dokey?
The show must goon? Who's idea was this? I need names, people!
November 30, 2025 at 11:44 PM
The show must goon? Who's idea was this? I need names, people!
Happy anniversary of "Waking Up To A Henry Kissinger-Free World Day" to all who celebrate. A time for peace, kinship, and dedicating to breaking down the things that enabled him.
November 30, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Happy anniversary of "Waking Up To A Henry Kissinger-Free World Day" to all who celebrate. A time for peace, kinship, and dedicating to breaking down the things that enabled him.