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Railguns are a type of maid that can help with cities

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do not ever make me hear about men ever, thanks
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Extremely busy office that slowly turns all the workers into goopy goofy slime girls. Productivity is down but that one girl is pouring coffee into her tits and that makes them bigger.
November 14, 2025 at 12:26 PM
thank you yoga pants for everything you do for me
November 14, 2025 at 9:53 AM
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「うん、私くらいなら…まだ大丈夫!」
November 14, 2025 at 9:01 AM
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Me, a scholar (I have opened a book once): Hillary Clinton was bad
Liberal: How dare you she was a bulwark against fascism

[FIFTEEN POSTS LATER]

Liberal: Die on a cross you degenerate
November 14, 2025 at 3:22 AM
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water can reveal hidden treasures
November 12, 2025 at 7:58 PM
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It's that time of year! The @desertbus.org charity event starts this Friday and once again I'll be making the poster for it!

Every year I watch the entire week long event and add their antics to the poster over time, which you can buy!

Find out more info about the event at desertbus.org
#DB2025
November 13, 2025 at 2:25 AM
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those lesbian friends from that one show
November 13, 2025 at 2:10 AM
aud is a funny name to me mostly bc thats one of my relatives' name
November 13, 2025 at 9:47 AM
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非常識なスタイルの24歳教師
November 11, 2025 at 10:31 AM
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anonanonano annoa oana
November 12, 2025 at 11:20 PM
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It's time to get annual vaccine shots for my dogs, Bolt & Cookie. It's been hard getting any work at all, as i know a lot of us are saving up for the holidays, so I can't afford it. It takes about $50-ish to cover for both dogs. I'd appreciate it if anyone would like to help out!

ko-fi.com/reinav
November 12, 2025 at 11:55 AM
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A colossal dragon appears before you, its lithely muscular body shrouded in invulnerable scales, the majesty of its size overwhelming your very senses to render you a mouse next to a bison, its eyes like twin orbs of flame and its teeth sharp as swords.

It rolls over onto its back and says "weh"
November 12, 2025 at 3:30 AM
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November 11, 2025 at 9:59 PM
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I've been sent about a dozen different "Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald" memes as of late and I must say

THE LEGEND LIVES ON FROM THE CHIPPAWA ON DOWN OF THE BIG LAKE THEY CALL GITCHI-GUMEE, THE LAKE IT IS SAID NEVER GIVES UP HER DEAD WHEN THE SKIES OF NOVEMBER TURN GLOOMY! WITH A LOAD OF IRON ORE-
November 12, 2025 at 4:36 AM
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putting a binder on the flatchested lieutenant to trick her and everyone else.
November 12, 2025 at 2:50 AM
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big splash
May 24, 2025 at 11:06 PM
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I will stand by, this remains the funniest mistranslation in manga localization history
November 11, 2025 at 6:18 PM
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Haru Urara! I don't play Uma musume but watching people play it and learning about the game through the socials, I absolutely adore this girl and her story.

I also love her eyes. they're so unique and fun to render~
September 25, 2025 at 1:13 PM
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🐟🐤💕
November 11, 2025 at 8:30 AM
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😘
November 11, 2025 at 8:42 AM
good news, it got the song about white south africans out of its head, bad news its back to j rock british grenadiers
November 11, 2025 at 9:49 AM
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“Oh my god. Marina–” Ulyana interrupted suddenly. “Are you Elena’s real father?”

Aaliyah turned to Ulyana at that moment with a glare like the Captain had gone insane.
November 11, 2025 at 7:50 AM
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November 10, 2025 at 6:59 AM
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I should be constructed of titanium, silicone, and synth muscle, stand 3 meters tall, weigh over a ton and require licensing before you can safely fuck me
March 21, 2025 at 4:37 PM
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getting smacked by my titty should carry a concussion risk
March 21, 2025 at 4:37 PM