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@orangejuliusesq.bsky.social
sorry we cant moderate good we have to spend all our time manually labeling rude skeets
February 4, 2026 at 4:36 PM
okay it's a solid lead-off single, let's see if they can convert www.politico.com/live-updates...
Mitch McConnell hospitalized with ‘flu-like symptoms’
Live updates and analysis from POLITICO’s Congress team.
www.politico.com
February 4, 2026 at 1:25 AM
ah yes the fbi, an agency famously untarnished by improper use of force
Three rules in FBI firearm training:

1. Always point your weapon downrange
2. Do not point your weapon at anything you do not intend to shoot
3. Don’t put your finger on the trigger unless you intend to shoot

Guns are not for threatening compliance for unarmed people doing things you don’t like
happening this morning in Minneapolis -- ICE agents drawing guns on observers. I reiterate again that it is only a matter of time before DHS kills more innocent people in Minnesota. Congress needs to shut this shit down right now.
February 3, 2026 at 6:21 PM
hasn't paul dano suffered enough
🚨 Documents leaked to me reveal a federal watchlist of American protesters suspected of being Antifa - including its supposed leader.

One Department of Homeland Security document says a 29-year-old resident of Portland "is the leader of Antifa":
www.kenklippenstein.com/p/feds-ident...
Feds Identify “Leader of Antifa”
The list they're creating says so, anyway
www.kenklippenstein.com
February 3, 2026 at 2:42 AM
Temba? His arms wide.
February 3, 2026 at 12:43 AM
what if a politician was good at their job
It’s your city, from the sidewalk to the skyline. The David Dinkins Municipal Building’s rooftop is open & free to everyone, starting this June.
February 3, 2026 at 12:09 AM
fact checked true
Lawyer here. There’s a lot of misinformation about what this means. It means he’s innocent even though he did it and the judge said that it’s good what he did
BREAKING: Judge dismisses murder, weapons charges against alleged UnitedHealth CEO killer Mangione reut.rs/45Fin56
January 30, 2026 at 6:20 PM
it's genuinely insane that they can speak plainly about inflation but not murder
January 28, 2026 at 3:05 AM
man i fucking hate boston
January 25, 2026 at 11:01 PM
How are boomer dems not deeply embarrassed that bill fucking kristol is doing better on this than they are
On the execution in Minnesota: Obviously, the individuals involved should be held accountable. But responsibility goes to the top of ICE and CBP, and DHS. Their appropriations come up next week in the senate. Not a cent for DHS without pulling ICE and CBP off the streets, in MN and everywhere else.
January 24, 2026 at 5:16 PM
so cool that the democrats cant get it together to even *try* disbanding the brownshirts and brining them to justice
January 24, 2026 at 4:18 PM
not, of course, that it will do a damn thing but probably time for the UN special rapporteur on extrajudicial killings to say something about all this
January 24, 2026 at 4:17 PM
at this point the funniest possible way It could happen is en route back from Davos and they have to turn around again and land at like Ramstein or something
January 21, 2026 at 4:34 PM
Dutch person tries not being insanely blunt one (1) time and immediately risks global nuclear war
Since a lot of people in replies seem not to know this: Trump is unfortunately not hallucinating the "daddy" thing. It says obvious things about him how much he loves it and keeps talking about it, but all the more reason why Rutte shouldn't have said it.

abcnews.go.com/Politics/nat...
NATO secretary-general calls Trump 'Daddy'
Rutte piled praise on Trump when asked about his use of the term.
abcnews.go.com
January 21, 2026 at 3:46 PM
going to sleep now but if it happens then I’d like to say “more like air force done”
January 21, 2026 at 6:19 AM
ya know it would sort of be nice to get some independent reporting about whether the president of the united states is alive or dead
January 21, 2026 at 5:27 AM
Reposted
Pool report timed 11:53pm:

“Pool didn’t see POTUS board replacement AF1, which is the smaller aircraft (757). Sending now as cell coverage poor inside this plane. We will be wheels up for Zurich at some point soon.”
January 21, 2026 at 5:17 AM
Reposted
April 21, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Some of y’all trying to live here
January 19, 2026 at 2:40 PM
is The Tempest a Star Trek episode
January 1, 2026 at 6:20 PM
meanwhile the cbc is doing a voxpop at a Dwayne Gretzky concert (the "legendary canadian cover band") lol
January 1, 2026 at 5:10 AM
very straightforwardly nazi shit
January 1, 2026 at 12:35 AM
fyi
It's New Years Steve. Woke is back.
December 31, 2025 at 4:58 PM
ICE COLD FACT: pineapple fried rice is very yummy
December 31, 2025 at 12:57 AM
with winds up to 40mph and temperatures dropping into the single digits tonight we're activating our balm and salve watch
December 30, 2025 at 7:01 PM