omg mum’s woke af
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@optimum405.bsky.social
· Nov 18
Lifelong resident of Oklahoma and getting tired of the bullshit. Not looking for a date. No DMs unless I Actually Know You ~ they get deleted.
Liberal asf, proud Ally, mom of twins ~ you can’t scare me. MCFC fan for life. 🩵⚽️
I have the love of the best slobbery rescue mammals EVER. 🦋💙♾️
Liberal asf, proud Ally, mom of twins ~ you can’t scare me. MCFC fan for life. 🩵⚽️
I have the love of the best slobbery rescue mammals EVER. 🦋💙♾️
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Hey folks Calvary Food Shelf has been helping out people in Minneapolis for 30 years, and now they’re ramping up to meet the crisis, including doing home deliveries so people don’t have to risk going out.
They’re just over halfway to their current goal—let’s get them all the way, shall we?
They’re just over halfway to their current goal—let’s get them all the way, shall we?
Support Calvary Food Shelf: Emergency Response Fundraiser on GiveMN
Help us respond to urgent community needs
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January 15, 2026 at 4:31 PM
Hey folks Calvary Food Shelf has been helping out people in Minneapolis for 30 years, and now they’re ramping up to meet the crisis, including doing home deliveries so people don’t have to risk going out.
They’re just over halfway to their current goal—let’s get them all the way, shall we?
They’re just over halfway to their current goal—let’s get them all the way, shall we?
Occam’s Razor: the simplest explanation is usually the right one. #TrumpEpsteinFiles
January 17, 2026 at 11:48 PM
Occam’s Razor: the simplest explanation is usually the right one. #TrumpEpsteinFiles
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how funny would it be if we bullied ICE off of bsky
January 17, 2026 at 2:12 PM
how funny would it be if we bullied ICE off of bsky
They don’t own July 4th.
They own January 6th.
They own January 6th.
THIS IS WHAT AN INSURRECTION LOOKS LIKE
🩸🩸🩸 NEVER FORGET: Instead of honoring our Constitution's key principle of a Peaceful Transfer of Power, POS Donald Trump Abused his Power on Jan 6th by inciting this violent & deadly attack on our country's Capital and should be in prison for life 🩸🩸🩸
🩸🩸🩸 NEVER FORGET: Instead of honoring our Constitution's key principle of a Peaceful Transfer of Power, POS Donald Trump Abused his Power on Jan 6th by inciting this violent & deadly attack on our country's Capital and should be in prison for life 🩸🩸🩸
January 17, 2026 at 2:28 PM
They don’t own July 4th.
They own January 6th.
They own January 6th.
Cool, Britannia!! 🤣
This is on the bus stop outside the US embassy in London😏😏
January 17, 2026 at 2:18 PM
Cool, Britannia!! 🤣
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. @number10cat.bsky.social nails it again.
January 17, 2026 at 4:42 AM
. @number10cat.bsky.social nails it again.
Since someone seems to be obsessed with someone else’s accomplishments
January 16, 2026 at 3:41 PM
Since someone seems to be obsessed with someone else’s accomplishments
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Let’s get more Dems hyping each other like this. The best thing I’ve seen in ages…
“Third, fourth, fifth” ☠️🤣
@kamlager-dove.house.gov
@repmoskowitz.bsky.social
“Third, fourth, fifth” ☠️🤣
@kamlager-dove.house.gov
@repmoskowitz.bsky.social
January 14, 2026 at 4:58 AM
Let’s get more Dems hyping each other like this. The best thing I’ve seen in ages…
“Third, fourth, fifth” ☠️🤣
@kamlager-dove.house.gov
@repmoskowitz.bsky.social
“Third, fourth, fifth” ☠️🤣
@kamlager-dove.house.gov
@repmoskowitz.bsky.social
@jimfarley.bsky.social
Give TJ his job back. Lift the suspension and pay the man. You know what’s right, and you know this is wrong.
Give TJ his job back. Lift the suspension and pay the man. You know what’s right, and you know this is wrong.
January 14, 2026 at 5:07 AM
@jimfarley.bsky.social
Give TJ his job back. Lift the suspension and pay the man. You know what’s right, and you know this is wrong.
Give TJ his job back. Lift the suspension and pay the man. You know what’s right, and you know this is wrong.
“Yeah … no. But do feel free to bring it, you hyper partisan little bitch.”
~ Bill and Hillary Clinton, but nicely
~ Bill and Hillary Clinton, but nicely
January 14, 2026 at 2:48 AM
“Yeah … no. But do feel free to bring it, you hyper partisan little bitch.”
~ Bill and Hillary Clinton, but nicely
~ Bill and Hillary Clinton, but nicely
Y’all be sweet, now, and don’t share this.
🤣🤣🤣
🤣🤣🤣
January 13, 2026 at 2:02 PM
Y’all be sweet, now, and don’t share this.
🤣🤣🤣
🤣🤣🤣
Spotted yesterday in my hometown in a deep dark red state.
I have hope ~ and yes, I’m fully aware that hope on its own is not a strategy.
I have hope ~ and yes, I’m fully aware that hope on its own is not a strategy.
January 12, 2026 at 1:37 PM
Spotted yesterday in my hometown in a deep dark red state.
I have hope ~ and yes, I’m fully aware that hope on its own is not a strategy.
I have hope ~ and yes, I’m fully aware that hope on its own is not a strategy.
January 11, 2026 at 7:57 PM
January 10, 2026 at 4:18 PM
You see this, post a concert pic you took
January 10, 2026 at 2:34 PM
You see this, post a concert pic you took
It’s always the answer!! 🩵⚽️♾️
January 9, 2026 at 1:37 PM
It’s always the answer!! 🩵⚽️♾️
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This is exactly what I told someone yesterday.
Even if I spot you the first shot (I shouldn’t, but let’s go with that), shots 2 and 3 were inexcusable and this officer will lose his case if it ever goes to court.
Even if I spot you the first shot (I shouldn’t, but let’s go with that), shots 2 and 3 were inexcusable and this officer will lose his case if it ever goes to court.
January 8, 2026 at 3:10 PM
This is exactly what I told someone yesterday.
Even if I spot you the first shot (I shouldn’t, but let’s go with that), shots 2 and 3 were inexcusable and this officer will lose his case if it ever goes to court.
Even if I spot you the first shot (I shouldn’t, but let’s go with that), shots 2 and 3 were inexcusable and this officer will lose his case if it ever goes to court.
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Masked government agents are killing people in the streets, abducting people from their homes in the middle of the night, and arresting those who speak out.
If this were happening in another country, what would you call it?
If this were happening in another country, what would you call it?
January 8, 2026 at 5:45 PM
Masked government agents are killing people in the streets, abducting people from their homes in the middle of the night, and arresting those who speak out.
If this were happening in another country, what would you call it?
If this were happening in another country, what would you call it?
Welp
January 9, 2026 at 4:51 AM
Welp
Dear May,
Your weather is here and it’s drunk. Please come get it.
Regards,
January
Your weather is here and it’s drunk. Please come get it.
Regards,
January
January 8, 2026 at 1:42 PM
Dear May,
Your weather is here and it’s drunk. Please come get it.
Regards,
January
Your weather is here and it’s drunk. Please come get it.
Regards,
January