Luiz Lapin
@optiluiz.bsky.social
Brazilian/Canadian Writer & Filmmaker. Perpetually pissed-off internet person.
Read my stuff at @BDisgusting !
http://bloody-disgusting.com/author/optiluiz
Read my stuff at @BDisgusting !
http://bloody-disgusting.com/author/optiluiz
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Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
January 23, 2026 at 3:46 PM
Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
2025 was the 10th anniversary of my very first article for @bloody-disgusting.com!
So before the year is over I'd like to take a moment to thank @bradmiska.bsky.social @freddyinspace.bsky.social @hauntedmeg.bsky.social @neilbolt.bsky.social and everyone else who helped me become a better writer.
So before the year is over I'd like to take a moment to thank @bradmiska.bsky.social @freddyinspace.bsky.social @hauntedmeg.bsky.social @neilbolt.bsky.social and everyone else who helped me become a better writer.
December 31, 2025 at 5:49 PM
2025 was the 10th anniversary of my very first article for @bloody-disgusting.com!
So before the year is over I'd like to take a moment to thank @bradmiska.bsky.social @freddyinspace.bsky.social @hauntedmeg.bsky.social @neilbolt.bsky.social and everyone else who helped me become a better writer.
So before the year is over I'd like to take a moment to thank @bradmiska.bsky.social @freddyinspace.bsky.social @hauntedmeg.bsky.social @neilbolt.bsky.social and everyone else who helped me become a better writer.
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Nice one, Spidey.
December 12, 2025 at 11:36 AM
Nice one, Spidey.
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November 19, 2025 at 1:21 PM
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There is a genius to this image that cannot be explained in words. I can't stop laughing.
November 12, 2025 at 2:12 AM
There is a genius to this image that cannot be explained in words. I can't stop laughing.
Is Del Toro's Frankenstein good enough to warrant waking up early to catch a matinee screening?
November 12, 2025 at 5:14 AM
Is Del Toro's Frankenstein good enough to warrant waking up early to catch a matinee screening?
Predator: Badlands
Liked:
Overall premise
Beast Master Predator
Elle Fanning
Disliked:
Boring alien designs
Generic Cinematic Universe Syndrome
They gave my boy daddy issues :(
Liked:
Overall premise
Beast Master Predator
Elle Fanning
Disliked:
Boring alien designs
Generic Cinematic Universe Syndrome
They gave my boy daddy issues :(
November 12, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Predator: Badlands
Liked:
Overall premise
Beast Master Predator
Elle Fanning
Disliked:
Boring alien designs
Generic Cinematic Universe Syndrome
They gave my boy daddy issues :(
Liked:
Overall premise
Beast Master Predator
Elle Fanning
Disliked:
Boring alien designs
Generic Cinematic Universe Syndrome
They gave my boy daddy issues :(
Happy Halloween
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'Mothman' by Luiz Lapin
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November 1, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Happy Halloween
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Highly recommend Stainboy to my fellow edgy goths bloody-disgusting.com/editorials/3...
Looking Back on Tim Burton’s Spooky Superhero Cartoon ‘The World of Stainboy’
Though he’s best known for introducing goth aesthetics to suburbia (as well as making mainstream audiences take Batman seriously again), Tim Burton got his start in the industry as an apprentice anima...
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October 25, 2025 at 9:18 AM
Highly recommend Stainboy to my fellow edgy goths bloody-disgusting.com/editorials/3...
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You best start believing in computers, Mr. Leto. You’re in one.
October 12, 2025 at 12:49 AM
You best start believing in computers, Mr. Leto. You’re in one.
That Peacemaker intro finally got to me.
October 1, 2025 at 3:09 PM
That Peacemaker intro finally got to me.
Birthday Boy got into another festival!
Everything's coming up Milhouse.
Everything's coming up Milhouse.
October 1, 2025 at 3:51 AM
Birthday Boy got into another festival!
Everything's coming up Milhouse.
Everything's coming up Milhouse.
Anyone want to be a beta-reader for an ARG-type horror story I'm working on?
September 22, 2025 at 6:54 AM
Anyone want to be a beta-reader for an ARG-type horror story I'm working on?
Still thinking about The Long Walk.
September 22, 2025 at 6:53 AM
Still thinking about The Long Walk.
October 11th at Clickfest 2025!!!
September 19, 2025 at 6:26 AM
October 11th at Clickfest 2025!!!
Conscript is so fucking good
September 19, 2025 at 6:06 AM
Conscript is so fucking good
Had lots of fun with this one and would kill for a physical release
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‘Alien’ Meets ‘Groundhog Day’ in Live-Action FMV Game ‘Dead Reset’ [Review]
Time-loops have been providing filmgoers with existential thrills (and the occasional laugh) for decades now, but I’d argue that this idea is even more compelling in the world of video games. After al...
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September 11, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Had lots of fun with this one and would kill for a physical release
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Now that we know dinosaurs had blood, it's only a matter of time until paleontologists find evidence of vampire dinosaurs who feasted on that blood, and of Blade dinosaurs who fought the vampire dinosaurs.
Blood Vessels Found in T. rex Bones Rewrite What We Know About Dinosaurs
Researchers uncovered blood vessels in Scotty, the largest T. rex fossil. High-powered x-rays revealed mineralized tissues that deepen our understanding of dinosaur biology. Although much of modern pa...
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September 8, 2025 at 4:08 AM
Now that we know dinosaurs had blood, it's only a matter of time until paleontologists find evidence of vampire dinosaurs who feasted on that blood, and of Blade dinosaurs who fought the vampire dinosaurs.
Organizing a D&D one-shot where the party is exclusively comprised of characters from 80s sword & sorcery movies.
Rogue: Deathstalker
Barbarian: The Barbarians (two identical character sheets)
Ranger: The Beastmaster
Paladin: Knightriders (Ed Harris isekai story)
Rogue: Deathstalker
Barbarian: The Barbarians (two identical character sheets)
Ranger: The Beastmaster
Paladin: Knightriders (Ed Harris isekai story)
August 12, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Organizing a D&D one-shot where the party is exclusively comprised of characters from 80s sword & sorcery movies.
Rogue: Deathstalker
Barbarian: The Barbarians (two identical character sheets)
Ranger: The Beastmaster
Paladin: Knightriders (Ed Harris isekai story)
Rogue: Deathstalker
Barbarian: The Barbarians (two identical character sheets)
Ranger: The Beastmaster
Paladin: Knightriders (Ed Harris isekai story)
Proud of my 40k boyz
August 12, 2025 at 6:46 AM
Proud of my 40k boyz
Finally back to reading the same amount of books that I used to devour back in High School. Nice.
August 11, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Finally back to reading the same amount of books that I used to devour back in High School. Nice.
Wrote a little something about one of my favorite Lovecraftian oddities!
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bloody-disgusting.com/editorials/3...
‘The Call of Cthulhu’ – Looking Back on the Faux Silent Film 20 Years Later
I’m of the opinion that stories are more satisfying within the historical context that they were originally created. For instance, Spider-Man works better as a character when inserted into the colorfu...
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July 11, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Wrote a little something about one of my favorite Lovecraftian oddities!
bloody-disgusting.com/editorials/3...
bloody-disgusting.com/editorials/3...
Spending Warhammer money on a CT Scan because I'm a frail old man.
July 3, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Spending Warhammer money on a CT Scan because I'm a frail old man.
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Computers used to scream every time they connected to the Internet. They knew. They tried to warn us. We did not listen.
June 22, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Computers used to scream every time they connected to the Internet. They knew. They tried to warn us. We did not listen.