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Here to support my friends, and post where the yunguns won't see. Minors blocked on sight.

If you know me, be chill. If you don't, also be chill. Just be chill.

1994
hey anyone have that Whitest Kids U Know sketch?

you know the one
January 3, 2026 at 1:01 PM
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fuck the united states empire
January 3, 2026 at 10:18 AM
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January 3, 2026 at 7:25 AM
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January 3, 2026 at 7:34 AM
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you don't know me
January 2, 2026 at 1:40 AM
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how bitches act when they see me
June 9, 2025 at 9:59 PM
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Pro-tip: be horny for a fictional character who looks like your partner. You'll be unironically more attracted to your partner.
June 12, 2025 at 10:50 AM
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🙌 hands n faces in doughy places 🙌
December 24, 2025 at 11:52 AM
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December 31, 2025 at 11:45 PM
I clicked on a FB ad for compression socks for my ankle, and now FB is convinced I'm a fat woman seeking underwear.

They've got me completely wrong, but I get to look at thicc ladies in lingerie on FB now so who am I to complain, really.
December 30, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Nightmare Pinkie in one of those "draw your OC in this" outfits

#pinkiepie #pinkaneedle #DYOCIT #nsfw
December 30, 2025 at 2:26 PM
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more boob studies.
December 18, 2025 at 5:05 PM
when life utterly fucks you - call that "getting dommed by the narrative"
December 29, 2025 at 6:03 AM
he's covering them up

#thewretch #art
December 28, 2025 at 8:51 PM
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me: Im on break from art for the holidays

Also me to my friends:
December 22, 2025 at 7:16 AM
🙌 hands n faces in doughy places 🙌
December 24, 2025 at 11:52 AM
Nice drawing of a thicc lady. Now draw some hands sensually touching them in erogenous zones and sensual ways.
December 24, 2025 at 11:48 AM
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Jesus, can you hear me? Good, the comms are working. Now, you're gonna need to run if you want to evade those Roman soldiers. Hold down A to sprint. Go ahead and try it. ... Good work! You just might be the savior yet. Now pick up that AR-15 and let's do some target practice.
December 24, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Half awake horny is the best type, cos the fantasies can be as vivid as dreams but you're still conscious enough to crank.
December 19, 2025 at 1:03 PM
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Furry is closer to a Punk counter culture society than a fandom which is why hating Furries is extremely conservative brained behavior
September 9, 2025 at 2:21 PM
"I'm normal," he said like a liar.
December 17, 2025 at 3:35 PM
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touch starved 🪶
December 14, 2025 at 10:21 PM
gay christmas angel: here to bring you cum frot and boy
December 17, 2025 at 1:35 PM
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“Writing (kink) script is disgusting and makes people indulge in (immoral act)” is the same as “video games cause violence” btw
December 16, 2025 at 5:44 AM
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“You summoned me, mortal?”😈
I was just gonna draw her in this outfit I saw but it got out of hand and I’m glad it did!
October 17, 2025 at 8:00 PM