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Cheeky Shelbs
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antithetical dream girl. no clue what she's doing.


check out my business: @therootedrealm.bsky.social
thanks costar but I'm literally getting a PhD in literature. I read enough.
April 18, 2025 at 12:56 PM
gta 6 wouldve gone so hard over easter weekend
April 17, 2025 at 8:30 PM
me next time my mom goes off:
"sit down. be humble."
February 10, 2025 at 12:33 PM
bout to be the highest person playing Lego Horizon Adventures
January 23, 2025 at 7:50 PM
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perspective shift + intention setting at our manifest 2025 spell jar event earlier this month #witchsky
January 23, 2025 at 1:42 AM
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working on our next project! wrapped herb bundles for #imbolc. #witchsky
January 21, 2025 at 10:05 PM
gm
January 22, 2025 at 12:56 PM
anyone else got a little (huge) crush on bernard from the santa clause?
December 11, 2024 at 12:02 AM
guess this final paper is being written exclusively with Taylor Swift's debut playing on repeat. I don't make the rules, #spotifywrapped does. when this is finally rereleased, I will be done for.
December 4, 2024 at 4:06 PM
I know an entire can of crescent rolls hates to see me coming 🥐
November 29, 2024 at 1:23 AM
where is everyone finding their cans ??? I've only ever seen the 2 liter! I'm obsessed and need MORE
November 27, 2024 at 6:46 PM
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it's black friday week (? lol)

be nice to retail workers 🔪
November 27, 2024 at 4:04 PM
what the end of the year feels like.
November 27, 2024 at 6:42 PM
"In this paper I attempt to argue that the forest, and therefore Oberon and Titania, are spaces of queer counterpublics, and because of this, generations of audiences and readers have participated in destabilizing the privatization of sex."
November 26, 2024 at 7:33 PM
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here's my 128-page dissertation on how eating bread until there's no more room to breathe can temporarily cure grief
November 26, 2024 at 3:31 PM
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I don't trust people who don't meow back at their cats
November 26, 2024 at 1:23 PM
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA thank god someone gets me
November 26, 2024 at 5:18 PM
why didn't anyone tell me getting my PhD would require homework? and papers??? wtf
November 26, 2024 at 4:37 PM
finally had to bring out the sad light.
November 26, 2024 at 1:02 PM
how is it monday again. anyone know how to turn this off?
November 25, 2024 at 1:30 PM
it's how much the rerelease of mysims on the switch has overtaken my life.
November 25, 2024 at 2:59 AM
this is literally a sippy cup of champagne.
November 24, 2024 at 12:37 AM
errand run
November 23, 2024 at 4:22 PM
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IM OUT OF COFFEE 😭😭
November 23, 2024 at 11:30 AM
444 check
November 21, 2024 at 9:44 PM