鬼丸XLR
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You ever just rip apart some drywall with your bare hands?
I haven’t seen these people because I effectively curate all my shit but assuming they exist, it proves my theory that prudes
Are stupid
And maybe also evil?
Are stupid
And maybe also evil?
I can't fathom the kind of brain that sees the rich and powerful flying to pedophile island and goes "see? This is why we have to make age gates for sites like porn hub", doubly so when the biggest name in the files is leading American Christianity.
January 31, 2026 at 2:53 PM
I haven’t seen these people because I effectively curate all my shit but assuming they exist, it proves my theory that prudes
Are stupid
And maybe also evil?
Are stupid
And maybe also evil?
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Caught the restoration of HARD BOILED in a theater this week and the crowd rightfully went apeshit over this moment- simultaneously the coolest and hardest anyone has ever looked in the history of film
January 31, 2026 at 1:28 AM
Caught the restoration of HARD BOILED in a theater this week and the crowd rightfully went apeshit over this moment- simultaneously the coolest and hardest anyone has ever looked in the history of film
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September 18, 2025 at 4:32 PM
If I may go against the grain a bit let me just say that none or this surprises me
Yknow what would surprise me? If something stupid and/or terrible DIDNT turn out to be true+have ridiculously oversized consequences
Yknow what would surprise me? If something stupid and/or terrible DIDNT turn out to be true+have ridiculously oversized consequences
January 31, 2026 at 5:09 AM
If I may go against the grain a bit let me just say that none or this surprises me
Yknow what would surprise me? If something stupid and/or terrible DIDNT turn out to be true+have ridiculously oversized consequences
Yknow what would surprise me? If something stupid and/or terrible DIDNT turn out to be true+have ridiculously oversized consequences
"What is it that makes a human?" I ask, hoping people will give answers that do not apply to me, to further fuel my fantasies of being less-human-than-hu-man (yeaahh)
January 31, 2026 at 2:38 AM
"What is it that makes a human?" I ask, hoping people will give answers that do not apply to me, to further fuel my fantasies of being less-human-than-hu-man (yeaahh)
A 60 dollar pair of wireless headphones and 5 dollar bag of stickers resulted in an accessory that has gotten me more compliments than anything else in my life
January 30, 2026 at 10:59 PM
A 60 dollar pair of wireless headphones and 5 dollar bag of stickers resulted in an accessory that has gotten me more compliments than anything else in my life
I’ve watched plenty of vtubers play ZA and the only one who seems to remember anything from X/Y is Lize Helesta
January 30, 2026 at 10:36 PM
I’ve watched plenty of vtubers play ZA and the only one who seems to remember anything from X/Y is Lize Helesta
It’s been like fifty years and it still weirds me out that Detective Conan is the one singing all those Gundam Wing songs
January 30, 2026 at 10:19 PM
It’s been like fifty years and it still weirds me out that Detective Conan is the one singing all those Gundam Wing songs
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When I try to explain to people that investors are generally very, very stupid people this is what I mean.
Video game stocks are suddenly crashing today with the launch of Google's Project Genie as investors think games will start magically getting made with AI
➡️ ca.investing.com/news/stock-m...
#GoogleGemini #TakeTwo #CDProjektRED #Roblox #videogames
➡️ ca.investing.com/news/stock-m...
#GoogleGemini #TakeTwo #CDProjektRED #Roblox #videogames
January 30, 2026 at 5:35 PM
When I try to explain to people that investors are generally very, very stupid people this is what I mean.
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My favorite annual announcement from Koei Tecmo is when they ask their fans not to send their favorite video game character or staff members a real valentines day gift to their head office, which leads to fans being upset at them because they take it personally.
January 30, 2026 at 7:20 PM
My favorite annual announcement from Koei Tecmo is when they ask their fans not to send their favorite video game character or staff members a real valentines day gift to their head office, which leads to fans being upset at them because they take it personally.
He got a new set of stitches and a new cone that is far less cumbersome
January 30, 2026 at 8:12 PM
He got a new set of stitches and a new cone that is far less cumbersome
i am not an entrepreneur
and if i was, i do not think i would be inclined to try and shell game my way into astronomical wealth
if the alternative was moderate wealth maintained and grown by selling a product that people want to them at a price they're willing to pay
and if i was, i do not think i would be inclined to try and shell game my way into astronomical wealth
if the alternative was moderate wealth maintained and grown by selling a product that people want to them at a price they're willing to pay
January 30, 2026 at 6:16 PM
i am not an entrepreneur
and if i was, i do not think i would be inclined to try and shell game my way into astronomical wealth
if the alternative was moderate wealth maintained and grown by selling a product that people want to them at a price they're willing to pay
and if i was, i do not think i would be inclined to try and shell game my way into astronomical wealth
if the alternative was moderate wealth maintained and grown by selling a product that people want to them at a price they're willing to pay
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Oh Garo is machine translated again huh... ._.
January 30, 2026 at 4:45 PM
Oh Garo is machine translated again huh... ._.
Because I believe in constantly testing boundries, the way any proper scientist should I tried one of those "about half as much caffeine as a typical one" energy drinks today
let's see if I can avoid feeling like there's a humminbird flying around inside my body
let's see if I can avoid feeling like there's a humminbird flying around inside my body
January 30, 2026 at 2:50 PM
Because I believe in constantly testing boundries, the way any proper scientist should I tried one of those "about half as much caffeine as a typical one" energy drinks today
let's see if I can avoid feeling like there's a humminbird flying around inside my body
let's see if I can avoid feeling like there's a humminbird flying around inside my body
Sometimes I wonder if the manifold collaborative infinite potential space of games is why gamers are so fucking greedy and demanding
January 30, 2026 at 2:18 PM
Sometimes I wonder if the manifold collaborative infinite potential space of games is why gamers are so fucking greedy and demanding
I feel like the smartest move I may have made as an internet man is never committing to a platform
Given the way these businesses behave it strikes me as trying to build your house in the back of one of those Monster Hunter critters
Given the way these businesses behave it strikes me as trying to build your house in the back of one of those Monster Hunter critters
January 30, 2026 at 1:30 PM
I feel like the smartest move I may have made as an internet man is never committing to a platform
Given the way these businesses behave it strikes me as trying to build your house in the back of one of those Monster Hunter critters
Given the way these businesses behave it strikes me as trying to build your house in the back of one of those Monster Hunter critters
I don’t know economics from that Economos character from Peacemaker
But is the fact that shareholders are legally exempt from liability maybe part of why the world’s fucked the way it is?
But is the fact that shareholders are legally exempt from liability maybe part of why the world’s fucked the way it is?
January 30, 2026 at 1:24 PM
I don’t know economics from that Economos character from Peacemaker
But is the fact that shareholders are legally exempt from liability maybe part of why the world’s fucked the way it is?
But is the fact that shareholders are legally exempt from liability maybe part of why the world’s fucked the way it is?
watching subaru struggle with super mario world has me feeling contemplative
January 30, 2026 at 4:55 AM
watching subaru struggle with super mario world has me feeling contemplative
The world hates and fears the Avengers too but like, the way people hate FEMA or the DMV, as opposed to the X-Men who are hated and feared like a persecuted minority group
January 30, 2026 at 4:26 AM
The world hates and fears the Avengers too but like, the way people hate FEMA or the DMV, as opposed to the X-Men who are hated and feared like a persecuted minority group
Internet People: This Yakuza Kiwami 3 stuff is insane! Why would Sega do this to their fans?! To their franchise?!
Me, with my long memory:
Me, with my long memory:
a man with glasses and a yellow hat is holding a cup and saucer with fx written on the bottom
ALT: a man with glasses and a yellow hat is holding a cup and saucer with fx written on the bottom
media.tenor.com
January 30, 2026 at 2:13 AM
Internet People: This Yakuza Kiwami 3 stuff is insane! Why would Sega do this to their fans?! To their franchise?!
Me, with my long memory:
Me, with my long memory:
I don't know if has something to do with the way shots were lit at the time, or something to do with the cameras, but night scenes in Heisei tokusatsu hit different
January 30, 2026 at 1:52 AM
I don't know if has something to do with the way shots were lit at the time, or something to do with the cameras, but night scenes in Heisei tokusatsu hit different
I wonder if there is a market for a sorta semi-documentarian historically oriented take for Japanese pro wrestling that serves as sort of the Dragonball Kai (or Dragonball Abridged) for getting people up to date with the modern current day
January 30, 2026 at 1:30 AM
I wonder if there is a market for a sorta semi-documentarian historically oriented take for Japanese pro wrestling that serves as sort of the Dragonball Kai (or Dragonball Abridged) for getting people up to date with the modern current day
On a conceptual level, Hawk and Dove are a pair of characters that require a much deft grasp of like, morality, psychology, ethics, and sociology than I think any writer who has ever written them actually has
January 30, 2026 at 1:25 AM
On a conceptual level, Hawk and Dove are a pair of characters that require a much deft grasp of like, morality, psychology, ethics, and sociology than I think any writer who has ever written them actually has
Heard this in the same cadence as
January 30, 2026 at 12:08 AM
Heard this in the same cadence as