The One True Poster
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Stannis Baratheon's #1 shooter. Lover of the macabre, searcher after horror. Cinephile; Norman Taurog's camera never falters. Stoogeposting. Any/all. 30
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You need to be Victorianmaxxing. You need to be going Edwardian mode. Can't really go wrong with this selection if chills and thrills and more than a century of remove is what you're after
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I really don't like the idea of the Children of the Forest creating the Others. Especially from men. It's so pat. The Others should be eldritch faeries!
January 25, 2026 at 11:03 AM
I really don't like the idea of the Children of the Forest creating the Others. Especially from men. It's so pat. The Others should be eldritch faeries!
I'd never quite picked up until now that Maegor the Cruel was probably a homunculus and that's likely why he's shooting cursed loads
January 25, 2026 at 10:10 AM
I'd never quite picked up until now that Maegor the Cruel was probably a homunculus and that's likely why he's shooting cursed loads
Recent listening
January 25, 2026 at 9:39 AM
Recent listening
Watching early Game of Thrones seasons: whoa, The Hound is this epic guy who swears
Reading ASOIAF: I can't fucking believe they made him an epic guy who swears
Reading ASOIAF: I can't fucking believe they made him an epic guy who swears
January 24, 2026 at 10:15 PM
Watching early Game of Thrones seasons: whoa, The Hound is this epic guy who swears
Reading ASOIAF: I can't fucking believe they made him an epic guy who swears
Reading ASOIAF: I can't fucking believe they made him an epic guy who swears
My most crank ASOIAF opinion that I believe with no caveats is that Tyrion should be the valonqar, not Jaime. If it's Jaime it'll just be Cersei going "d'oh!" but if it's Tyrion that's so ugly and horrific for both of them, and much more tragic and grimly ironic imo
January 24, 2026 at 8:23 PM
My most crank ASOIAF opinion that I believe with no caveats is that Tyrion should be the valonqar, not Jaime. If it's Jaime it'll just be Cersei going "d'oh!" but if it's Tyrion that's so ugly and horrific for both of them, and much more tragic and grimly ironic imo
Nominate metal imo but supposing you don't you should nominate Uh-Oh! by Tipsy and I may forgive you
January 24, 2026 at 6:09 PM
Nominate metal imo but supposing you don't you should nominate Uh-Oh! by Tipsy and I may forgive you
Making my sibling cry after listening to "Father and Son" by Cat Stevens by grimly joking that what I have in lieu of a father
January 24, 2026 at 5:39 PM
Making my sibling cry after listening to "Father and Son" by Cat Stevens by grimly joking that what I have in lieu of a father
Everything at the organic market is like one dollar more than the highest possible price I would be willing to pay
January 24, 2026 at 5:19 PM
Everything at the organic market is like one dollar more than the highest possible price I would be willing to pay
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What did H. P. Lovecraft think of classic Universal horror movies? A deep dive into Lovecraft's letters reveals the films he did and didn't watch, in Lovecraft & Universal Horror.
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Deeper Cut: Lovecraft & Universal Horror
I don’t attend the cinema very often, but realise what a marvellous conveyer of weird images & impressions it could be if it would only utilise seriously its tremendous range of optical & m…
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January 24, 2026 at 3:28 PM
What did H. P. Lovecraft think of classic Universal horror movies? A deep dive into Lovecraft's letters reveals the films he did and didn't watch, in Lovecraft & Universal Horror.
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Sister Janet Mead mogged???
Sister Irene O'Connor's Fire of God's Love is going down a storm here today!
First authorised reissue of this holy grail since 1976; the album restored and remastered. Sincere, soulful, and unconsciously psychedelic.
reissue made with loads of love: monorailmusic.com/product/fire...
First authorised reissue of this holy grail since 1976; the album restored and remastered. Sincere, soulful, and unconsciously psychedelic.
reissue made with loads of love: monorailmusic.com/product/fire...
January 24, 2026 at 3:50 PM
Sister Janet Mead mogged???
The Kolchak show has a grimier, seedier quality that I enjoy
January 24, 2026 at 6:49 AM
The Kolchak show has a grimier, seedier quality that I enjoy
Listening to Pavement's Crooked Rain, Crooked Rain. Heard this a few times before and my impression of it is always that it's just kinda Slanted & Enchanted again without as much spark
January 24, 2026 at 3:30 AM
Listening to Pavement's Crooked Rain, Crooked Rain. Heard this a few times before and my impression of it is always that it's just kinda Slanted & Enchanted again without as much spark
Watching The Night Strangler. Looks as though Kolchak may have a Frankenstein on his hands
January 24, 2026 at 2:04 AM
Watching The Night Strangler. Looks as though Kolchak may have a Frankenstein on his hands
Thought for a brief horrified moment that Dave Mustaine says "covid lies" on this new Megadeth album, but it was actually "coded lies"
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January 23, 2026 at 8:28 PM
Thought for a brief horrified moment that Dave Mustaine says "covid lies" on this new Megadeth album, but it was actually "coded lies"
Beef tallow is a bit overpowering, flavor-wise, innit
Best local burger joint now making a big deal about how it's using beef tallow
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January 23, 2026 at 7:51 PM
Beef tallow is a bit overpowering, flavor-wise, innit
Maybe the most insane thing about the wait for Winds of Winter, to me, is that George did not release a stopgap to *finish* FeastDance and is instead folding the intended ending of those into the beginning of Winds
January 23, 2026 at 7:39 PM
Maybe the most insane thing about the wait for Winds of Winter, to me, is that George did not release a stopgap to *finish* FeastDance and is instead folding the intended ending of those into the beginning of Winds
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Everyone talking about “board of peace” and all I want is a piece of this broad
January 23, 2026 at 3:20 AM
Everyone talking about “board of peace” and all I want is a piece of this broad
Best local burger joint now making a big deal about how it's using beef tallow
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January 23, 2026 at 7:15 PM
Best local burger joint now making a big deal about how it's using beef tallow
My current deal with the universe wrt ASOIAF is that I can cope with it never being finished, any fan has been making their peace with that possibility for at least a decade, but I do want The Winds of Winter. I'm gonna have to insist upon that.
January 23, 2026 at 7:06 PM
My current deal with the universe wrt ASOIAF is that I can cope with it never being finished, any fan has been making their peace with that possibility for at least a decade, but I do want The Winds of Winter. I'm gonna have to insist upon that.
One thing about the Masters of the Universe trailer—when Idris Elba goes "whoo-hoo-hooo!", that particular bit is one of the most godawful tics of modern blockbusters, where you signal that even the characters themselves are amazed by all this crazy stuff, just like you! Terrible, hacky.
January 23, 2026 at 5:59 PM
One thing about the Masters of the Universe trailer—when Idris Elba goes "whoo-hoo-hooo!", that particular bit is one of the most godawful tics of modern blockbusters, where you signal that even the characters themselves are amazed by all this crazy stuff, just like you! Terrible, hacky.
People being able to leave messages when you hang up on them is fucking appalling. I haven't checked my voicemail in months because of the scam calls
January 23, 2026 at 5:39 PM
People being able to leave messages when you hang up on them is fucking appalling. I haven't checked my voicemail in months because of the scam calls
Probably gonna listen to Megadeth's last album today. Serious question: is Megadeth the most successful example of a borderline non-singer in a format which generally demands a capable frontman? I don't say this with hate in my heart it's one of the things I find interesting about Megadeth
January 23, 2026 at 5:26 PM
Probably gonna listen to Megadeth's last album today. Serious question: is Megadeth the most successful example of a borderline non-singer in a format which generally demands a capable frontman? I don't say this with hate in my heart it's one of the things I find interesting about Megadeth
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Entire French Populace Moved To Tears By Cartoon Of Robot Holding Flower https://theonion.com/entire-french-populace-moved-to-tears-by-cartoon-of-robot-holding-flower/
January 23, 2026 at 4:00 PM
Entire French Populace Moved To Tears By Cartoon Of Robot Holding Flower https://theonion.com/entire-french-populace-moved-to-tears-by-cartoon-of-robot-holding-flower/
Annoyed that the extracanonical Sherlock Holmes novel I'm reading (The Italian Secretary) seems like it might be bad. About ⅓ through, I just don't think this author quite has the rhythms, the verisimilitude, down.
January 23, 2026 at 8:45 AM
Annoyed that the extracanonical Sherlock Holmes novel I'm reading (The Italian Secretary) seems like it might be bad. About ⅓ through, I just don't think this author quite has the rhythms, the verisimilitude, down.
Breaking Benjamin is the Wilt Chamberlain of generic radio butt rock bands
January 23, 2026 at 3:01 AM
Breaking Benjamin is the Wilt Chamberlain of generic radio butt rock bands