OneFastMac
@onefastmac.bsky.social
Hi I’m almost 40 and the world is a fuck
Ok. I am obsessed with this snowglobe.
December 30, 2025 at 4:37 AM
Ok. I am obsessed with this snowglobe.
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you know, these days, many people time of year. but this season, try when to everything a special time — it just might become which with you
December 25, 2025 at 8:07 PM
you know, these days, many people time of year. but this season, try when to everything a special time — it just might become which with you
Family Christmas Eve, my 19 year old nephew arrived, doesn’t say hello, doesn’t say merry Christmas, but hits me with “have you been watching heated rivalry?”
December 24, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Family Christmas Eve, my 19 year old nephew arrived, doesn’t say hello, doesn’t say merry Christmas, but hits me with “have you been watching heated rivalry?”
My 2011 Ford Focus that I’ve owned since 2011 died last week. The repair bill would be more than the value of the car and I had neither the will nor the time to fix it alone. I sold it for scrap today and these are the last images I took before I left for work this morning.
December 24, 2025 at 12:31 AM
My 2011 Ford Focus that I’ve owned since 2011 died last week. The repair bill would be more than the value of the car and I had neither the will nor the time to fix it alone. I sold it for scrap today and these are the last images I took before I left for work this morning.
Very intrigued by the Rachel Maddow straight guy aesthetic.
December 20, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Very intrigued by the Rachel Maddow straight guy aesthetic.
I’ll be the first to admit that my use of DoorDash is problematic, but lately all my “safe” places to order from have become shitty and now I’m just wasting $20 on a meal I don’t want to eat.
The perception of convenience falls apart pretty quick when the food ain’t even fooding anymore.
The perception of convenience falls apart pretty quick when the food ain’t even fooding anymore.
December 16, 2025 at 7:08 PM
I’ll be the first to admit that my use of DoorDash is problematic, but lately all my “safe” places to order from have become shitty and now I’m just wasting $20 on a meal I don’t want to eat.
The perception of convenience falls apart pretty quick when the food ain’t even fooding anymore.
The perception of convenience falls apart pretty quick when the food ain’t even fooding anymore.
Hey you know what, I said it and I meant it and now everybody knows it’s true.
Clair Obscur: Expedition 33 is easily one of the most impressive games I’ve ever played in my entire life.
So few games feel this good to play.
So few games feel this good to play.
December 16, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Hey you know what, I said it and I meant it and now everybody knows it’s true.
Oh, this app.
Hello, followers.
Hello, followers.
November 26, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Oh, this app.
Hello, followers.
Hello, followers.
I don’t think I really needed Bluesky as much as I just wanted to feel like I was on 2009 twitter again and I just don’t think that is ever going to happen.
November 20, 2025 at 5:30 AM
I don’t think I really needed Bluesky as much as I just wanted to feel like I was on 2009 twitter again and I just don’t think that is ever going to happen.
When I die I want to be cremated, loaded into a confetti cannon, and blasted into my friends’ faces while Mambo Number Five plays on a Bluetooth speaker.
October 26, 2025 at 4:48 PM
When I die I want to be cremated, loaded into a confetti cannon, and blasted into my friends’ faces while Mambo Number Five plays on a Bluetooth speaker.
If Apple released an iPhone that was everything it already is but didn’t have a camera bump, I would drive 1000 miles to buy it.
October 22, 2025 at 4:29 PM
If Apple released an iPhone that was everything it already is but didn’t have a camera bump, I would drive 1000 miles to buy it.
Why does Kash Patel always look like he’s getting a prostate exam that he didn’t study for?
October 16, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Why does Kash Patel always look like he’s getting a prostate exam that he didn’t study for?
Like most conservative white women in America, Marjorie Taylor Green is one ridiculous health insurance premium away from being a woke liberal.
October 9, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Like most conservative white women in America, Marjorie Taylor Green is one ridiculous health insurance premium away from being a woke liberal.
Idk how much the average person SHOULD be farting, but damn I be farting a LOT.
October 7, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Idk how much the average person SHOULD be farting, but damn I be farting a LOT.
I bet Steve Aoki has a crazy K/D ratio.
September 29, 2025 at 1:16 PM
I bet Steve Aoki has a crazy K/D ratio.
Suddenly craving a fist full of Tylenol
September 24, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Suddenly craving a fist full of Tylenol
One of my favorite things to do is when people whisper something to me that they don’t want other people to hear, I respond in my normal speaking voice.
September 23, 2025 at 8:52 PM
One of my favorite things to do is when people whisper something to me that they don’t want other people to hear, I respond in my normal speaking voice.
I need something new to scream into.
September 22, 2025 at 2:23 AM
I need something new to scream into.
My body is a machine that turns good food into shid pants
September 11, 2025 at 6:38 PM
My body is a machine that turns good food into shid pants
Against my better judgment, I went back and tried to play The Alters again.
It’s good up to the point it isn’t. It’s far too difficult on the easiest setting and the way everything cascades when you start to lose grip is hopeless. I’ve never played a game that wasted my time like this one. -5 Stars
It’s good up to the point it isn’t. It’s far too difficult on the easiest setting and the way everything cascades when you start to lose grip is hopeless. I’ve never played a game that wasted my time like this one. -5 Stars
August 11, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Against my better judgment, I went back and tried to play The Alters again.
It’s good up to the point it isn’t. It’s far too difficult on the easiest setting and the way everything cascades when you start to lose grip is hopeless. I’ve never played a game that wasted my time like this one. -5 Stars
It’s good up to the point it isn’t. It’s far too difficult on the easiest setting and the way everything cascades when you start to lose grip is hopeless. I’ve never played a game that wasted my time like this one. -5 Stars
“The Alters” is an incredibly fascinating twist on what is otherwise a very clunky resource management base builder.
13 hours in, game-breaking bug that essentially renders my current save useless. I have to start over completely if I want to keep playing and I am not going to do that.
13 hours in, game-breaking bug that essentially renders my current save useless. I have to start over completely if I want to keep playing and I am not going to do that.
August 4, 2025 at 1:46 AM
“The Alters” is an incredibly fascinating twist on what is otherwise a very clunky resource management base builder.
13 hours in, game-breaking bug that essentially renders my current save useless. I have to start over completely if I want to keep playing and I am not going to do that.
13 hours in, game-breaking bug that essentially renders my current save useless. I have to start over completely if I want to keep playing and I am not going to do that.
Seeing a lot of people younger than me acting like my parents when presented with new technology or software. Instead of learning something, they are avoiding it entirely.
I feel like that is worrisome?
I feel like that is worrisome?
July 14, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Seeing a lot of people younger than me acting like my parents when presented with new technology or software. Instead of learning something, they are avoiding it entirely.
I feel like that is worrisome?
I feel like that is worrisome?
I want to know the amount of overlap that exists between people who worship Hideo Kojima and people who voted for Trump.
I’m not saying the Venn diagram would be one big circle, but I think the percentage would surprise a lot of us.
I’m not saying the Venn diagram would be one big circle, but I think the percentage would surprise a lot of us.
June 23, 2025 at 11:26 PM
I want to know the amount of overlap that exists between people who worship Hideo Kojima and people who voted for Trump.
I’m not saying the Venn diagram would be one big circle, but I think the percentage would surprise a lot of us.
I’m not saying the Venn diagram would be one big circle, but I think the percentage would surprise a lot of us.
These ads I’m getting for local contractors are buck wild like, are you here to paint my house or are you here to top me raw and spit in my mouth?
May 17, 2025 at 4:42 AM
These ads I’m getting for local contractors are buck wild like, are you here to paint my house or are you here to top me raw and spit in my mouth?
Where do I get some of those PayPal robes?
May 8, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Where do I get some of those PayPal robes?