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Hi I’m almost 40 and the world is a fuck
Ok. I am obsessed with this snowglobe.
December 30, 2025 at 4:37 AM
The Park City,KS KFC would like a word.
Just one word.
The word is “buffet”
December 27, 2025 at 3:19 AM
My 2011 Ford Focus that I’ve owned since 2011 died last week. The repair bill would be more than the value of the car and I had neither the will nor the time to fix it alone. I sold it for scrap today and these are the last images I took before I left for work this morning.
December 24, 2025 at 12:31 AM
April 2, 2025 at 8:09 PM
So a year ago a stranger on Facebook offered to send me his old Z4 headlights for free and I had completely given up on them. Then yesterday, they arrived!

So the lesson here is to always give up on everything and then panic when a large box arrives addressed to you from an unknown sender.
March 14, 2025 at 2:02 PM
So, obviously… this is the world’s greatest meme template. #smosh #bitcity
February 10, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Look at my warrior child
#tokyoextremeracer
January 26, 2025 at 10:36 PM
September 20, 2024 at 2:20 PM
W-what are you doing, step-targeted ads?
August 27, 2024 at 9:46 PM
Two images to sum up my personality.
February 6, 2024 at 2:02 AM
POV: you have an iPhone and I’m calling you.
October 20, 2023 at 8:49 PM
Bing’s AI image creator is very good with detailed prompts. It’s not always that great with generating text, but in these instances it spelled everything right!
October 12, 2023 at 6:44 PM
The robots cranked out a banger this morning. 😍
October 10, 2023 at 4:47 PM
Almost a year of owning this Z4 and I have come to realize the worst part of owning a BMW Z4 is that I can’t look at the car while I’m driving it and I can’t drive the car while I’m looking at it.
October 5, 2023 at 12:47 AM