OneFastMac
@onefastmac.bsky.social
Hi I’m almost 40 and the world is a fuck
Ok. I am obsessed with this snowglobe.
December 30, 2025 at 4:37 AM
Ok. I am obsessed with this snowglobe.
The Park City,KS KFC would like a word.
Just one word.
The word is “buffet”
Just one word.
The word is “buffet”
December 27, 2025 at 3:19 AM
The Park City,KS KFC would like a word.
Just one word.
The word is “buffet”
Just one word.
The word is “buffet”
My 2011 Ford Focus that I’ve owned since 2011 died last week. The repair bill would be more than the value of the car and I had neither the will nor the time to fix it alone. I sold it for scrap today and these are the last images I took before I left for work this morning.
December 24, 2025 at 12:31 AM
My 2011 Ford Focus that I’ve owned since 2011 died last week. The repair bill would be more than the value of the car and I had neither the will nor the time to fix it alone. I sold it for scrap today and these are the last images I took before I left for work this morning.
So a year ago a stranger on Facebook offered to send me his old Z4 headlights for free and I had completely given up on them. Then yesterday, they arrived!
So the lesson here is to always give up on everything and then panic when a large box arrives addressed to you from an unknown sender.
So the lesson here is to always give up on everything and then panic when a large box arrives addressed to you from an unknown sender.
March 14, 2025 at 2:02 PM
So a year ago a stranger on Facebook offered to send me his old Z4 headlights for free and I had completely given up on them. Then yesterday, they arrived!
So the lesson here is to always give up on everything and then panic when a large box arrives addressed to you from an unknown sender.
So the lesson here is to always give up on everything and then panic when a large box arrives addressed to you from an unknown sender.
February 10, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Look at my warrior child
#tokyoextremeracer
#tokyoextremeracer
January 26, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Look at my warrior child
#tokyoextremeracer
#tokyoextremeracer
W-what are you doing, step-targeted ads?
August 27, 2024 at 9:46 PM
W-what are you doing, step-targeted ads?
Two images to sum up my personality.
February 6, 2024 at 2:02 AM
Two images to sum up my personality.
POV: you have an iPhone and I’m calling you.
October 20, 2023 at 8:49 PM
POV: you have an iPhone and I’m calling you.
Bing’s AI image creator is very good with detailed prompts. It’s not always that great with generating text, but in these instances it spelled everything right!
October 12, 2023 at 6:44 PM
Bing’s AI image creator is very good with detailed prompts. It’s not always that great with generating text, but in these instances it spelled everything right!
The robots cranked out a banger this morning. 😍
October 10, 2023 at 4:47 PM
The robots cranked out a banger this morning. 😍
Almost a year of owning this Z4 and I have come to realize the worst part of owning a BMW Z4 is that I can’t look at the car while I’m driving it and I can’t drive the car while I’m looking at it.
October 5, 2023 at 12:47 AM
Almost a year of owning this Z4 and I have come to realize the worst part of owning a BMW Z4 is that I can’t look at the car while I’m driving it and I can’t drive the car while I’m looking at it.