Larkin
@onalarkin.bsky.social
THE UNHELD out Fall 2026 from Hyperion Avenue
please tell me which books you conspicuously set out so people ask you about them
not ashamed to say i organize my books to make the ones i want guests to ask me about the most visible #mytruth
November 20, 2025 at 9:00 PM
please tell me which books you conspicuously set out so people ask you about them
nobody will humble you quite like a copyeditor
November 13, 2025 at 12:54 AM
nobody will humble you quite like a copyeditor
when the "vintage market" is all beeswax soaps etsy jewelry and ai-generated designs on plastic coasters
November 8, 2025 at 8:42 PM
when the "vintage market" is all beeswax soaps etsy jewelry and ai-generated designs on plastic coasters
how it feels every time i say "my book"
November 7, 2025 at 7:18 PM
how it feels every time i say "my book"
woke up to a world without baseball
November 2, 2025 at 3:12 PM
woke up to a world without baseball
"it's a dead ball" oh you mean a sick fucking trick shot?
November 1, 2025 at 3:18 AM
"it's a dead ball" oh you mean a sick fucking trick shot?
do the baseball people know we all have work tomorrow
October 28, 2025 at 5:57 AM
do the baseball people know we all have work tomorrow
seeing tv ads for the first time in forever (world series) (go jays) and it seems like the only things for sale anymore are weight loss injections and ai assistants (unclear what the assistants actually do other than replace you as an employee/friend/family member/person)
October 26, 2025 at 2:35 AM
seeing tv ads for the first time in forever (world series) (go jays) and it seems like the only things for sale anymore are weight loss injections and ai assistants (unclear what the assistants actually do other than replace you as an employee/friend/family member/person)
probably feels soooo good to blind yourself with quicklime
David and Larry Ellisons’ sloptastic vision for Hollywood is coming into focus:
“Paramount has reportedly signed a $200M+ multiyear deal for Higgsfield AI to use mass-use Popcorn AI model that ingests dailies and script notes, then outputs regional cuts: new leads, alternate jokes, revised endings”
“Paramount has reportedly signed a $200M+ multiyear deal for Higgsfield AI to use mass-use Popcorn AI model that ingests dailies and script notes, then outputs regional cuts: new leads, alternate jokes, revised endings”
October 23, 2025 at 7:03 PM
probably feels soooo good to blind yourself with quicklime
indeed.com
October 20, 2025 at 7:59 PM
much love to all jewel thieves. didn't know that could still happen but glad it can
October 20, 2025 at 12:34 AM
much love to all jewel thieves. didn't know that could still happen but glad it can
if the jays take it all then it really is the american century of humiliation
October 17, 2025 at 5:55 PM
if the jays take it all then it really is the american century of humiliation
the lion doesn't concern himself with the opinions of other cooler and smarter lions
October 16, 2025 at 4:06 PM
the lion doesn't concern himself with the opinions of other cooler and smarter lions
macy rodman the genius that you are
October 16, 2025 at 3:29 PM
macy rodman the genius that you are
you would, wouldn't you
October 15, 2025 at 8:06 PM
you would, wouldn't you
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Please take ONE Tootsie Roll.
Halloween candy prices are about to lay people OUT.
I was just discussing price increases in the US across a wide range of goods following T’s tariffs. Definitely feeling it at the grocery store.
October 15, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Please take ONE Tootsie Roll.
partner is leaving for a week so i'm gonna pour a glass of whiskey and watch dogville alone for the first time and just see what happens to me
October 15, 2025 at 8:04 PM
partner is leaving for a week so i'm gonna pour a glass of whiskey and watch dogville alone for the first time and just see what happens to me
regular all-staff work meeting kept coming back to the topic of protests and staying safe and knowing your rights like oh things are WEIRD weird aren't they if this is what coworker talk has become
October 15, 2025 at 7:34 PM
regular all-staff work meeting kept coming back to the topic of protests and staying safe and knowing your rights like oh things are WEIRD weird aren't they if this is what coworker talk has become
newfound appreciation for this lorde album
October 4, 2025 at 6:42 PM
newfound appreciation for this lorde album
everyone stop watching the Hot New Movie until i've seen it
September 30, 2025 at 9:11 PM
everyone stop watching the Hot New Movie until i've seen it
weapons should have been a really great fucked up middle grade horror novel that leaves a strange impression on you but you can never quite remember the name of. roald dahl-ass movie (complimentary)
August 20, 2025 at 2:13 PM
weapons should have been a really great fucked up middle grade horror novel that leaves a strange impression on you but you can never quite remember the name of. roald dahl-ass movie (complimentary)
thoroughly broke my smartphone (for the first time ever) and so i just ordered a flip phone catch me playing snake and taking shitty pixelated nature pics
August 11, 2025 at 4:03 PM
thoroughly broke my smartphone (for the first time ever) and so i just ordered a flip phone catch me playing snake and taking shitty pixelated nature pics
lit mag rejections should automatically open a new browser tab with this little creature already cowering and trembling
July 29, 2025 at 9:57 PM
lit mag rejections should automatically open a new browser tab with this little creature already cowering and trembling
since i was a small child my dream has always been to be misunderstood
July 29, 2025 at 9:55 PM
since i was a small child my dream has always been to be misunderstood