It really says something when Michael Jackson's version of "Santa Clause Is Coming To Town" is really close to the worst thing he ever did. #ChristmasMusic
December 18, 2025 at 6:09 PM
It really says something when Michael Jackson's version of "Santa Clause Is Coming To Town" is really close to the worst thing he ever did. #ChristmasMusic
I'm shocked and sad over the loss of #RobReiner. But I'm also just as shocked that anyone could get into a fight with #BillHader.
December 18, 2025 at 12:43 AM
I'm shocked and sad over the loss of #RobReiner. But I'm also just as shocked that anyone could get into a fight with #BillHader.
These days if you are applying for a sales job, the interviewer should ask you how many times you yell "Let's fucking GO!!" a day. #Sales #MakeItStop
December 17, 2025 at 6:28 PM
These days if you are applying for a sales job, the interviewer should ask you how many times you yell "Let's fucking GO!!" a day. #Sales #MakeItStop
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I love that the wardrobe department in the first batch of Stranger Things episodes looked at El’s arc and said “get me the look of the worst Goonie.”
November 28, 2025 at 8:35 AM
I love that the wardrobe department in the first batch of Stranger Things episodes looked at El’s arc and said “get me the look of the worst Goonie.”
Hillary had to have texted Monica L today and said "Ok honey, we're cool.", right? #EpsteinFiles #Trump #FDT
November 14, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Hillary had to have texted Monica L today and said "Ok honey, we're cool.", right? #EpsteinFiles #Trump #FDT
I can't think of a more hilarious job than The Hamburglar's parole officer.
November 9, 2025 at 6:25 PM
I can't think of a more hilarious job than The Hamburglar's parole officer.
Given the state of things, my next rewatch of #GameofThrones is just gonna be me saying "That looks like a nice place to live." repeatedly. #FDT #Resist
September 18, 2025 at 1:02 PM
Given the state of things, my next rewatch of #GameofThrones is just gonna be me saying "That looks like a nice place to live." repeatedly. #FDT #Resist
I stand firmly with a middle finger the length of the Washington Monument directed at #ABC for #JimmyKimmel.
September 17, 2025 at 11:52 PM
I stand firmly with a middle finger the length of the Washington Monument directed at #ABC for #JimmyKimmel.
Jazz Chisholm Jr is to home run derbies what Darrell Armstrong is to dunk contests. #MLB #HomeRunDerby #NBA
July 15, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Jazz Chisholm Jr is to home run derbies what Darrell Armstrong is to dunk contests. #MLB #HomeRunDerby #NBA
I think Oneil Cruz just hit my house with one of those homers. And I live 550 miles from Atlanta. My god that was insane. #MLB #HomeRunDerby
July 15, 2025 at 1:03 AM
I think Oneil Cruz just hit my house with one of those homers. And I live 550 miles from Atlanta. My god that was insane. #MLB #HomeRunDerby
Jesus wept this presentation of the #HomeRunDerby is the shits.
July 15, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Jesus wept this presentation of the #HomeRunDerby is the shits.
@mikedrucker.bsky.social Hi Mike! I am huge fan of Never Not Funny, and really enjoyed your appearance on the show. Those guys are the best. I also just finished your book and absolutely loved it!
May 15, 2025 at 6:37 PM
@mikedrucker.bsky.social Hi Mike! I am huge fan of Never Not Funny, and really enjoyed your appearance on the show. Those guys are the best. I also just finished your book and absolutely loved it!
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I have a trade deficit with Walmart. I buy all my groceries from them, but they never buy anything from me.
So I’ve decided to set 20% of what I spend with them on fire to encourage me to make my own groceries.
So I’ve decided to set 20% of what I spend with them on fire to encourage me to make my own groceries.
April 8, 2025 at 8:08 PM
I have a trade deficit with Walmart. I buy all my groceries from them, but they never buy anything from me.
So I’ve decided to set 20% of what I spend with them on fire to encourage me to make my own groceries.
So I’ve decided to set 20% of what I spend with them on fire to encourage me to make my own groceries.
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April 5, 2025 at 7:21 PM
I really need the Geico "Little Piggy" commercial to be eliminated from the #NCAATournament .
March 23, 2025 at 5:27 PM
I really need the Geico "Little Piggy" commercial to be eliminated from the #NCAATournament .
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two more comics, then you
March 17, 2025 at 3:48 PM
two more comics, then you
A modern day "We Are The World" would make sense if it was just 45 metal singers screaming.
March 11, 2025 at 12:51 AM
A modern day "We Are The World" would make sense if it was just 45 metal singers screaming.
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“Oh my GOD the cast we’ve assembled for this film! Peter Gallagher! John Lithgow! Frances McDormand! Top shelf! We need a title that befits their level of respect!”
“Don’t worry, it’s covered.”
“Don’t worry, it’s covered.”
March 10, 2025 at 8:04 PM
“Oh my GOD the cast we’ve assembled for this film! Peter Gallagher! John Lithgow! Frances McDormand! Top shelf! We need a title that befits their level of respect!”
“Don’t worry, it’s covered.”
“Don’t worry, it’s covered.”
My biggest takeaway from the #BoyMeetsWorld drama is that another cast member got into porn, and not the one named Rider Strong.
February 26, 2025 at 6:12 PM
My biggest takeaway from the #BoyMeetsWorld drama is that another cast member got into porn, and not the one named Rider Strong.
@jimmypardo.com I was shocked to have come across this, and thought you and @daniellebkoenig.bsky.social would enjoy! Look at us young hopefuls!
youtu.be/EMX-wQSLSw8?...
youtu.be/EMX-wQSLSw8?...
Last Comic Standing 4 Episode 402
YouTube video by Bob Read
youtu.be
February 20, 2025 at 9:45 PM
@jimmypardo.com I was shocked to have come across this, and thought you and @daniellebkoenig.bsky.social would enjoy! Look at us young hopefuls!
youtu.be/EMX-wQSLSw8?...
youtu.be/EMX-wQSLSw8?...
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The Bears need to win a Super Bowl just so we can witness drunk suburbanites try to climb The Bean
February 10, 2025 at 9:10 PM
The Bears need to win a Super Bowl just so we can witness drunk suburbanites try to climb The Bean
You know you're getting old when you at least chuckle at every #SuperBowl commercial.
February 10, 2025 at 12:28 AM
You know you're getting old when you at least chuckle at every #SuperBowl commercial.