OldJediMaster
@oldjedimaster.bsky.social
Not an award winning author, journalist, scientist, athlete or politico. Just a dad, husband, volunteer for those with special needs, overworked Manager of Operations, Sales and Marketing and master of the Jedi Mind Trick.
Someone had a great season.
November 23, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Someone had a great season.
Halloween is over. Time to take down the Thanksgiving decorations and setup for Christmas.
November 1, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Halloween is over. Time to take down the Thanksgiving decorations and setup for Christmas.
I don’t understand some people. Just because you put it in the schedule doesn’t mean all is well. The goal is to get ALL work out the door in two weeks. Telling a customer four doesn’t help.
Do we need to hire more people? Ask if anyone wants OT?
Sheesh.
Do we need to hire more people? Ask if anyone wants OT?
Sheesh.
October 31, 2025 at 4:53 PM
I don’t understand some people. Just because you put it in the schedule doesn’t mean all is well. The goal is to get ALL work out the door in two weeks. Telling a customer four doesn’t help.
Do we need to hire more people? Ask if anyone wants OT?
Sheesh.
Do we need to hire more people? Ask if anyone wants OT?
Sheesh.
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The House should be in Washington doing the work to reopen the government and make sure people’s insurance premiums don’t massively increase.
I’m supporting changing the House rules to require us to be in five days a week during a shutdown. It’s simple: we don’t go home until our job is done.
I’m supporting changing the House rules to require us to be in five days a week during a shutdown. It’s simple: we don’t go home until our job is done.
October 22, 2025 at 5:52 PM
The House should be in Washington doing the work to reopen the government and make sure people’s insurance premiums don’t massively increase.
I’m supporting changing the House rules to require us to be in five days a week during a shutdown. It’s simple: we don’t go home until our job is done.
I’m supporting changing the House rules to require us to be in five days a week during a shutdown. It’s simple: we don’t go home until our job is done.
I have a background in IT and educational administration. I’m still trying to figure out how I fixed anOD grinder with a 20 year old control system that was crashing on startup.
Maybe it was that night I stayed at a Holiday Inn Express.
Maybe it was that night I stayed at a Holiday Inn Express.
October 16, 2025 at 8:37 PM
I have a background in IT and educational administration. I’m still trying to figure out how I fixed anOD grinder with a 20 year old control system that was crashing on startup.
Maybe it was that night I stayed at a Holiday Inn Express.
Maybe it was that night I stayed at a Holiday Inn Express.
My US citizen Hispanic employees are afraid to come to work because they fear ICE will pick them up and not believe their birth certificate.
Just because they are brown.
Just because they are brown.
September 29, 2025 at 11:44 PM
My US citizen Hispanic employees are afraid to come to work because they fear ICE will pick them up and not believe their birth certificate.
Just because they are brown.
Just because they are brown.
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So if Tylenol creates autism we’re cool then with vaccines right? RIGHT????
RFK jr is insane, so it POTUS
RFK jr is insane, so it POTUS
September 23, 2025 at 1:14 AM
So if Tylenol creates autism we’re cool then with vaccines right? RIGHT????
RFK jr is insane, so it POTUS
RFK jr is insane, so it POTUS
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I know antifa isn't a real organization because I don't get 40 texts a week from them asking for donations.
September 22, 2025 at 11:21 PM
I know antifa isn't a real organization because I don't get 40 texts a week from them asking for donations.
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Second, it’s worth reading this excerpt from Frederick Douglass:
A Plea for Free Speech in Boston (1860)
National Constitution Center Historic Documents Library record for A Plea for Free Speech in Boston (1860)
constitutioncenter.org
September 19, 2025 at 1:56 PM
Second, it’s worth reading this excerpt from Frederick Douglass:
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David Letterman on Jimmy Kimmel’s suspension:
“You can’t go around firing somebody because you’re fearful, or because you’re trying to suck up to an authoritarian— a criminal—administration in the Oval Office.
“You can’t go around firing somebody because you’re fearful, or because you’re trying to suck up to an authoritarian— a criminal—administration in the Oval Office.
September 18, 2025 at 8:49 PM
David Letterman on Jimmy Kimmel’s suspension:
“You can’t go around firing somebody because you’re fearful, or because you’re trying to suck up to an authoritarian— a criminal—administration in the Oval Office.
“You can’t go around firing somebody because you’re fearful, or because you’re trying to suck up to an authoritarian— a criminal—administration in the Oval Office.
Isn’t this a crime (on so many different levels?)
September 18, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Isn’t this a crime (on so many different levels?)
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This was Jimmy Kimmels IG post the day of the shooting
The billionaires who own most of the major networks are demanding he apologize to the Kirks and donate $$ to her and TPUSA
Get ready for US state propaganda TV
The billionaires who own most of the major networks are demanding he apologize to the Kirks and donate $$ to her and TPUSA
Get ready for US state propaganda TV
September 18, 2025 at 2:18 AM
This was Jimmy Kimmels IG post the day of the shooting
The billionaires who own most of the major networks are demanding he apologize to the Kirks and donate $$ to her and TPUSA
Get ready for US state propaganda TV
The billionaires who own most of the major networks are demanding he apologize to the Kirks and donate $$ to her and TPUSA
Get ready for US state propaganda TV
Helping my 15 year old get her driver’s license is nothing compared to teaching two 20+ year olds how to drive a forklift.
September 16, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Helping my 15 year old get her driver’s license is nothing compared to teaching two 20+ year olds how to drive a forklift.
Found a bunch of old legos at my parents and gave them to my 15 year old. “Dad, we can’t use these. There are no instructions.”
I almost called DCFS on myself.
Instructions?!? It’s called imagination. Tonight we’re building spaceships!
I almost called DCFS on myself.
Instructions?!? It’s called imagination. Tonight we’re building spaceships!
September 15, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Found a bunch of old legos at my parents and gave them to my 15 year old. “Dad, we can’t use these. There are no instructions.”
I almost called DCFS on myself.
Instructions?!? It’s called imagination. Tonight we’re building spaceships!
I almost called DCFS on myself.
Instructions?!? It’s called imagination. Tonight we’re building spaceships!
Sure my degree is in business and my background is IT and educational administration but need an auto loading lathe repaired and I’m your man!
September 9, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Sure my degree is in business and my background is IT and educational administration but need an auto loading lathe repaired and I’m your man!
How about an Executive Order that that a mass shooter/murderer’s name is legally changed to loser.
First shooter: loser-1; second shooter: loser-2.
Make it a crime to refer to them by their old name.
First shooter: loser-1; second shooter: loser-2.
Make it a crime to refer to them by their old name.
August 29, 2025 at 2:23 AM
How about an Executive Order that that a mass shooter/murderer’s name is legally changed to loser.
First shooter: loser-1; second shooter: loser-2.
Make it a crime to refer to them by their old name.
First shooter: loser-1; second shooter: loser-2.
Make it a crime to refer to them by their old name.
On my way to the urologist. If I die please do not look at the last couple of photos on my phone. LOL
August 26, 2025 at 6:35 PM
On my way to the urologist. If I die please do not look at the last couple of photos on my phone. LOL
@governor.ca.gov , have you ever thought of calling your plan MAGA - Mobilize Against Gerrymandering Abuse?
Not that I should question the greatest governor of all time - sorry @jbpritzker.bsky.social.
You will probably get the Nobel Peace Prize for your actions!
Not that I should question the greatest governor of all time - sorry @jbpritzker.bsky.social.
You will probably get the Nobel Peace Prize for your actions!
August 15, 2025 at 9:03 PM
@governor.ca.gov , have you ever thought of calling your plan MAGA - Mobilize Against Gerrymandering Abuse?
Not that I should question the greatest governor of all time - sorry @jbpritzker.bsky.social.
You will probably get the Nobel Peace Prize for your actions!
Not that I should question the greatest governor of all time - sorry @jbpritzker.bsky.social.
You will probably get the Nobel Peace Prize for your actions!
The four worst people to live on planet earth (in no special order):
- The inventor of Tupperware
- Trump
- Hitler
- The inventor of the colonoscopy prep liquid
- The inventor of Tupperware
- Trump
- Hitler
- The inventor of the colonoscopy prep liquid
August 13, 2025 at 1:04 PM
The four worst people to live on planet earth (in no special order):
- The inventor of Tupperware
- Trump
- Hitler
- The inventor of the colonoscopy prep liquid
- The inventor of Tupperware
- Trump
- Hitler
- The inventor of the colonoscopy prep liquid
I miss Isaac Asimov….
August 5, 2025 at 12:37 AM
I miss Isaac Asimov….
Thunderstorms, 91° and no air in the shop. Yep, I’m bringing a change of clothes with me to work today.
July 28, 2025 at 12:32 PM
Thunderstorms, 91° and no air in the shop. Yep, I’m bringing a change of clothes with me to work today.
I didn’t know that @stephencolbert.bsky.social was a guest writer for this week’s #SouthPark
July 25, 2025 at 2:23 AM
I didn’t know that @stephencolbert.bsky.social was a guest writer for this week’s #SouthPark
I can’t turn off my brain. Need to sleep
July 19, 2025 at 9:55 AM
I can’t turn off my brain. Need to sleep
I want a GOOD hot pretzel with cheese right now.
July 15, 2025 at 9:00 PM
I want a GOOD hot pretzel with cheese right now.