Sentient Toyota Prius
@ohwormomgod.bsky.social
They/them 💛🤍💜🖤
regularly navigates internal and external systems with varying degrees of success
https://substack.com/@ohwormongod?r=1xzfsk&utm_medium=ios
regularly navigates internal and external systems with varying degrees of success
https://substack.com/@ohwormongod?r=1xzfsk&utm_medium=ios
Pinned
i literally do not know what to do with myself
dude I’m tip/toeing around the psych ward putting Shame In Your Game. you’re the worst orderly in all the worlds. I’m tapping you on the left shoulder and sidling round your right Sneaking Out The Hospital
November 27, 2025 at 2:27 AM
dude I’m tip/toeing around the psych ward putting Shame In Your Game. you’re the worst orderly in all the worlds. I’m tapping you on the left shoulder and sidling round your right Sneaking Out The Hospital
I was hanging out with the Order of the Seekers for Truth and Penitence and they literally did not know your name.
November 26, 2025 at 3:44 PM
I was hanging out with the Order of the Seekers for Truth and Penitence and they literally did not know your name.
identities are redacted for security purposes
November 26, 2025 at 11:04 AM
identities are redacted for security purposes
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I’m stupid nothing I say makes sense
November 26, 2025 at 10:46 AM
I’m stupid nothing I say makes sense
sorry no can do bro. was planning on having a nightmare on Friday night so I need to fill my day with depressive thoughts and activities that remind me of my old life before it’s sleepy time. rain check let’s rain check
November 26, 2025 at 10:44 AM
sorry no can do bro. was planning on having a nightmare on Friday night so I need to fill my day with depressive thoughts and activities that remind me of my old life before it’s sleepy time. rain check let’s rain check
yall ever think about the handedness of reality
November 26, 2025 at 10:23 AM
yall ever think about the handedness of reality
bro I’m literally about to torture you
November 25, 2025 at 4:35 PM
bro I’m literally about to torture you
Azimuth Team is wheels up and rolling.
November 25, 2025 at 12:36 PM
Azimuth Team is wheels up and rolling.
the only show I have the emotional capacity to watch rn is smiling friends
November 25, 2025 at 2:16 AM
the only show I have the emotional capacity to watch rn is smiling friends
my life’s dream to dress like a lord of the rings anime character
November 24, 2025 at 3:08 AM
my life’s dream to dress like a lord of the rings anime character
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Lego should do a bionicle collab with Alien and Predator
November 24, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Lego should do a bionicle collab with Alien and Predator
you know in the local solar game they call me the dragon of durham
November 23, 2025 at 7:39 PM
you know in the local solar game they call me the dragon of durham
applying advanced bene gesserit muscle manipulation techniques to stop myself from choking on my cough-spit after taking too large of a hit
November 23, 2025 at 7:38 PM
applying advanced bene gesserit muscle manipulation techniques to stop myself from choking on my cough-spit after taking too large of a hit
I’ve just taken 12 sonic damage bc some jackass just accidentally cast the Clanging Metal spell
November 23, 2025 at 2:44 PM
I’ve just taken 12 sonic damage bc some jackass just accidentally cast the Clanging Metal spell
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Pack of beef tallow cigarettes, please
November 23, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Pack of beef tallow cigarettes, please
just exploded a bunch of crap out of my ass
November 23, 2025 at 1:51 PM
just exploded a bunch of crap out of my ass
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I have consumed 13 trader joe's butternut squash mac & cheeses in <2 months. Celebrating this incredible achievement by eating trader joe's butternut squash mac & cheese for dinner.
November 22, 2025 at 11:25 PM
I have consumed 13 trader joe's butternut squash mac & cheeses in <2 months. Celebrating this incredible achievement by eating trader joe's butternut squash mac & cheese for dinner.
it’s Saturday which means. Uhm. something.
November 22, 2025 at 1:44 PM
it’s Saturday which means. Uhm. something.
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Also ONLY East NC bbq sauce I don't want no sweet baby rays corn syrup GARBAGE
Cover me in bbq sauce the way I'm pulling my pork
November 22, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Also ONLY East NC bbq sauce I don't want no sweet baby rays corn syrup GARBAGE
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No solar panels. Only measles
November 22, 2025 at 3:53 AM
No solar panels. Only measles
Go Go Team Azimuth
November 21, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Go Go Team Azimuth
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people who persistent fail to use their turn signal when driving should be legally required to get “doofus” tattooed in big block letters on their forehead
November 21, 2025 at 9:10 PM
people who persistent fail to use their turn signal when driving should be legally required to get “doofus” tattooed in big block letters on their forehead
emptying my mind of all irrelevant thoughts save for Skyrim related matters
November 21, 2025 at 9:11 PM
emptying my mind of all irrelevant thoughts save for Skyrim related matters
conjurer. spellsword. battlemage. necromancer. freak.
firing up Skyrim with some fresh mods solves this problem every time
want to play video game but the desire to actualize ain’t present, only conceptual interest abounds
November 21, 2025 at 12:22 PM
conjurer. spellsword. battlemage. necromancer. freak.