Stoo
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They should invent a government that doesn’t hate the people it governs
January 10, 2026 at 12:43 PM
They should invent a government that doesn’t hate the people it governs
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Spray paint a plane and they'll detain you without trial and call you a terrorist.
Kidnap a foreign head of state - and Keir Starmer will make it clear we've played no part in it but will wait for the scheduled press conference in a few hours before potentially condemning it
Kidnap a foreign head of state - and Keir Starmer will make it clear we've played no part in it but will wait for the scheduled press conference in a few hours before potentially condemning it
January 3, 2026 at 1:50 PM
Spray paint a plane and they'll detain you without trial and call you a terrorist.
Kidnap a foreign head of state - and Keir Starmer will make it clear we've played no part in it but will wait for the scheduled press conference in a few hours before potentially condemning it
Kidnap a foreign head of state - and Keir Starmer will make it clear we've played no part in it but will wait for the scheduled press conference in a few hours before potentially condemning it
The real problem with cinema right now is there’s not enough Paul Dano
December 9, 2025 at 1:48 AM
The real problem with cinema right now is there’s not enough Paul Dano
My goal in life is to decrease shareholder value
December 8, 2025 at 5:14 AM
My goal in life is to decrease shareholder value
I remember years ago when I found out what GOP stands for and I laughed solidly for three days
November 15, 2025 at 8:33 PM
I remember years ago when I found out what GOP stands for and I laughed solidly for three days
It’s really proving hard to morally justify financially supporting any company in 2025. Going off-grid looking more and more appealing
September 18, 2025 at 9:13 AM
It’s really proving hard to morally justify financially supporting any company in 2025. Going off-grid looking more and more appealing
New to iOS 26: Ugly Mode™️
September 17, 2025 at 6:07 AM
New to iOS 26: Ugly Mode™️
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If I were the UK Government I would simply not route all my communications through the platform whose owner just called for regime change in Britain and said "fight back or die"
September 13, 2025 at 6:10 PM
If I were the UK Government I would simply not route all my communications through the platform whose owner just called for regime change in Britain and said "fight back or die"
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We have discovered the motive of Charlie Kirk's assassin: apparently they wanted to kill him
September 12, 2025 at 2:31 AM
We have discovered the motive of Charlie Kirk's assassin: apparently they wanted to kill him
Violence includes words and rhetoric and motivating others to enact physical harm on minorities and persecuted people. Removing an individual using those tools is an act of peace
September 11, 2025 at 11:30 AM
Violence includes words and rhetoric and motivating others to enact physical harm on minorities and persecuted people. Removing an individual using those tools is an act of peace
It’s been so long I’m afraid to ask what a death cab is
August 24, 2025 at 6:41 PM
It’s been so long I’m afraid to ask what a death cab is
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what do you mean “don’t speak ill of the dead?” some people deserve to be spake ill of. it’s not my fault they croaked
July 24, 2025 at 5:39 PM
what do you mean “don’t speak ill of the dead?” some people deserve to be spake ill of. it’s not my fault they croaked
Festival: *books outspoken punk group*
Punk group: *is outspoken*
Festival: 😮
Punk group: *is outspoken*
Festival: 😮
June 30, 2025 at 8:34 AM
Festival: *books outspoken punk group*
Punk group: *is outspoken*
Festival: 😮
Punk group: *is outspoken*
Festival: 😮
Things may look bleak right now, but just think about the Oscar winning movies they’ll make about it in 5-10 years time
June 18, 2025 at 1:34 PM
Things may look bleak right now, but just think about the Oscar winning movies they’ll make about it in 5-10 years time
Microdosing naps by blinking slowly
June 17, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Microdosing naps by blinking slowly
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umm your joke was already made by a minor twitter account in 2014, like maybe read the entire internet before you post?
June 11, 2025 at 12:12 PM
umm your joke was already made by a minor twitter account in 2014, like maybe read the entire internet before you post?
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someone of a certain generation: now back in my day of course, you could walk down the street safe as anything, could leave your doors unlocked no worries
someone of the same generation: have you ever heard of a man we called the Yorkshire Ripper
someone of the same generation: have you ever heard of a man we called the Yorkshire Ripper
June 11, 2025 at 3:07 PM
someone of a certain generation: now back in my day of course, you could walk down the street safe as anything, could leave your doors unlocked no worries
someone of the same generation: have you ever heard of a man we called the Yorkshire Ripper
someone of the same generation: have you ever heard of a man we called the Yorkshire Ripper
I haven’t seen a choose your own adventure book in decades
June 10, 2025 at 7:25 PM
I haven’t seen a choose your own adventure book in decades
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why is the president the only person testing the limits of his power? everyone should see what they can get away with. what if zookeepers gave helicopters to gorillas? nobody has tried this
June 10, 2025 at 2:50 AM
why is the president the only person testing the limits of his power? everyone should see what they can get away with. what if zookeepers gave helicopters to gorillas? nobody has tried this
Glen Powell looks like if Pinocchio was American
June 9, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Glen Powell looks like if Pinocchio was American
Nintendo Switch 2 The Streets
June 9, 2025 at 12:49 PM
Nintendo Switch 2 The Streets