“Dennis Prager dead” notification on Thanksgiving while I watch The Cowboys lose is gonna feel so good
November 27, 2024 at 9:45 AM
“Dennis Prager dead” notification on Thanksgiving while I watch The Cowboys lose is gonna feel so good
The whimsy has left my soul at the announcement of Kelly Leoffler for Dept of Agriculture
November 22, 2024 at 8:30 PM
The whimsy has left my soul at the announcement of Kelly Leoffler for Dept of Agriculture
Calling Jake Paul a boxer is one thing, but calling him a philanthropist is where I draw the line
November 16, 2024 at 5:05 AM
Calling Jake Paul a boxer is one thing, but calling him a philanthropist is where I draw the line
They really should have asked Jerry Jones why he didn't sign Henry. I know its Paul Tyson but it would still be funny to pester him everywhere about it
November 16, 2024 at 3:15 AM
They really should have asked Jerry Jones why he didn't sign Henry. I know its Paul Tyson but it would still be funny to pester him everywhere about it
We get to keep the Zyn! I wonder if he thinks it's candy
November 15, 2024 at 8:18 PM
We get to keep the Zyn! I wonder if he thinks it's candy
I'm gonna keep ordering food from the little boxes on my phone does anyone want anything im putting it on 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘤𝘢𝘳𝘥
U.S. credit card debt has hit a record $1.17 trillion.
November 15, 2024 at 8:08 PM
I'm gonna keep ordering food from the little boxes on my phone does anyone want anything im putting it on 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘤𝘢𝘳𝘥
Excited for the Polio Outbreak of 26', soon followed by an event known as “The Great Burning”. These will of courser be denied and solved through bleach injections and Thunderdome-esque combat rituals
November 15, 2024 at 7:47 PM
Excited for the Polio Outbreak of 26', soon followed by an event known as “The Great Burning”. These will of courser be denied and solved through bleach injections and Thunderdome-esque combat rituals
I’ve got one, maybe two, RFK pandemics in me. Nothing excites me like the chance to get paid to work from home and play Stardew Valley
November 15, 2024 at 5:24 AM
I’ve got one, maybe two, RFK pandemics in me. Nothing excites me like the chance to get paid to work from home and play Stardew Valley
RFK Jr walking into the Oval Office talking about banning Dr. Pepper Zero and Red 40
November 15, 2024 at 4:53 AM
RFK Jr walking into the Oval Office talking about banning Dr. Pepper Zero and Red 40
If you were a villain who would you be?
November 15, 2024 at 4:33 AM
If you were a villain who would you be?
Rick and Morty hat, Princess Peach shirt, reposting a trend for POC... Twitter is back in a big way
November 15, 2024 at 4:21 AM
Rick and Morty hat, Princess Peach shirt, reposting a trend for POC... Twitter is back in a big way
That "Dennis Prager has passed away" notification is gonna revitalize my will to live
November 15, 2024 at 2:52 AM
That "Dennis Prager has passed away" notification is gonna revitalize my will to live
Idk the porn bots and the ai India reply guys really livened up the place
November 15, 2024 at 2:25 AM
Idk the porn bots and the ai India reply guys really livened up the place
Frantically looking around, panting, screaming "hang on guys, where are all the cop accounts!!??"
Would like to see more local businesses on here - breweries, restaurants, event accounts for annual festivals. As well as official city accounts, police, rcmp, etc.
November 15, 2024 at 1:12 AM
Frantically looking around, panting, screaming "hang on guys, where are all the cop accounts!!??"
Whimsically hoping that Trump brings his Ark of the Covenant to the White House this time around
November 14, 2024 at 11:31 PM
Whimsically hoping that Trump brings his Ark of the Covenant to the White House this time around
*Nazi Post with 145K likes*
*Nazi Post with 500K likes*
*Porn*
*Barstool Sports Hawk Tuah Jake Paul Costco Guys*
*The most insane Cabinet Appointment so far*
*Nazi Post with 99K Likes and an Elon reply*
"why are people leaving X The Everything App?"
*Nazi Post with 500K likes*
*Porn*
*Barstool Sports Hawk Tuah Jake Paul Costco Guys*
*The most insane Cabinet Appointment so far*
*Nazi Post with 99K Likes and an Elon reply*
"why are people leaving X The Everything App?"
November 14, 2024 at 11:17 PM
*Nazi Post with 145K likes*
*Nazi Post with 500K likes*
*Porn*
*Barstool Sports Hawk Tuah Jake Paul Costco Guys*
*The most insane Cabinet Appointment so far*
*Nazi Post with 99K Likes and an Elon reply*
"why are people leaving X The Everything App?"
*Nazi Post with 500K likes*
*Porn*
*Barstool Sports Hawk Tuah Jake Paul Costco Guys*
*The most insane Cabinet Appointment so far*
*Nazi Post with 99K Likes and an Elon reply*
"why are people leaving X The Everything App?"
When I die of Polio in 2026 I really hope I get the mass grave by the ocean, or perhaps on a mountainside. I really don't want the one by the metropolitan area
November 14, 2024 at 11:09 PM
When I die of Polio in 2026 I really hope I get the mass grave by the ocean, or perhaps on a mountainside. I really don't want the one by the metropolitan area
Our Democratic leaders roll over like dogs and go to sleep to the sounds of their constituents begging and screaming for a better future
November 14, 2024 at 11:00 PM
Our Democratic leaders roll over like dogs and go to sleep to the sounds of their constituents begging and screaming for a better future
Reposted by Orion
BREAKING NEW: Food and Drug Administration to be headed by the Late, Great, Hannibal Lecter.
November 14, 2024 at 11:24 AM
BREAKING NEW: Food and Drug Administration to be headed by the Late, Great, Hannibal Lecter.
Hitting my RFK mandated Galaxy Gas while I take my mesothelioma medication due to the deregulation of asbestos products
November 14, 2024 at 10:31 PM
Hitting my RFK mandated Galaxy Gas while I take my mesothelioma medication due to the deregulation of asbestos products
Just don't ever get sick for the 4 years RFK Jr is a part of our healthcare system!
November 14, 2024 at 10:30 PM
Just don't ever get sick for the 4 years RFK Jr is a part of our healthcare system!
Owning the libs by resurrecting ancient plagues
Yes, but libs were owned
hmm.. price of eggs or polio? price of eggs or Putin stooge in DNI? and i bet egg prices go up anyway
November 14, 2024 at 10:24 PM
Owning the libs by resurrecting ancient plagues
Reposted by Orion
Anyone you see on your timeline right now praising RFK Jr. is a person you never need to take seriously on anything ever again.
It is difficult to overstate just how extreme, conspiratorial, and insane RFK’s views are, on vaccines, microchips & beyond. He’s Alex Jones in a suit.
It is difficult to overstate just how extreme, conspiratorial, and insane RFK’s views are, on vaccines, microchips & beyond. He’s Alex Jones in a suit.
November 14, 2024 at 9:53 PM
Anyone you see on your timeline right now praising RFK Jr. is a person you never need to take seriously on anything ever again.
It is difficult to overstate just how extreme, conspiratorial, and insane RFK’s views are, on vaccines, microchips & beyond. He’s Alex Jones in a suit.
It is difficult to overstate just how extreme, conspiratorial, and insane RFK’s views are, on vaccines, microchips & beyond. He’s Alex Jones in a suit.
“Marjorie Titan Greene for Department of Education please make it happen Mr President” I yell into the void, fully slipping into psychosis
November 14, 2024 at 9:40 PM
“Marjorie Titan Greene for Department of Education please make it happen Mr President” I yell into the void, fully slipping into psychosis