Silver Morgan
@ohnoitssilver.bsky.social
Writer and travel enthusiast. Meta is overrun with ads and rubbish content, so here I am. You can also find me on Medium.com/@OhNoItsSilver .
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He/him
'I confess I may have been quite blotto earlier, but I’m not dead! So leave me alone!’
A tragic event takes place, and the main character remains oblivious. Who’s going to inform the dead that they're no longer alive?
#dark #comedy #humour #death #dontfearthereaper
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A tragic event takes place, and the main character remains oblivious. Who’s going to inform the dead that they're no longer alive?
#dark #comedy #humour #death #dontfearthereaper
medium.com/teaser-tales...
Concerning the Tragic and Most Untimely Death of Mr. Peter Conrad Wilbury
A night out has fatal consequences.
medium.com
April 13, 2025 at 9:56 AM
'I confess I may have been quite blotto earlier, but I’m not dead! So leave me alone!’
A tragic event takes place, and the main character remains oblivious. Who’s going to inform the dead that they're no longer alive?
#dark #comedy #humour #death #dontfearthereaper
medium.com/teaser-tales...
A tragic event takes place, and the main character remains oblivious. Who’s going to inform the dead that they're no longer alive?
#dark #comedy #humour #death #dontfearthereaper
medium.com/teaser-tales...
I just renewed my Max subscription and regretted it instantly.
I'm watching The Handmaid's Tale (impressive show so far), and for every 50-or-so minute episode, there are now no less than 13 ads. ->
#ads #ohno #fuckoff #ihatethisshit #theworst #why #terrible #adbreak #fuckthis #nooooooo
I'm watching The Handmaid's Tale (impressive show so far), and for every 50-or-so minute episode, there are now no less than 13 ads. ->
#ads #ohno #fuckoff #ihatethisshit #theworst #why #terrible #adbreak #fuckthis #nooooooo
March 7, 2025 at 12:08 AM
The winter literature of someone who is spectacularly single on Valentine's Day.
Quite interesting, if entirely devoid of romance (though it does have plenty of Romans. Ha ha, what a wonderful pun.)
#Rome #romanempire #ancientrome #history #spqr #literature #nonfiction #valentine #puns #dateless
Quite interesting, if entirely devoid of romance (though it does have plenty of Romans. Ha ha, what a wonderful pun.)
#Rome #romanempire #ancientrome #history #spqr #literature #nonfiction #valentine #puns #dateless
February 14, 2025 at 4:50 PM
The winter literature of someone who is spectacularly single on Valentine's Day.
Quite interesting, if entirely devoid of romance (though it does have plenty of Romans. Ha ha, what a wonderful pun.)
#Rome #romanempire #ancientrome #history #spqr #literature #nonfiction #valentine #puns #dateless
Quite interesting, if entirely devoid of romance (though it does have plenty of Romans. Ha ha, what a wonderful pun.)
#Rome #romanempire #ancientrome #history #spqr #literature #nonfiction #valentine #puns #dateless
I may look like a rock star who was vaguely popular twenty years ago, but it might be acceptable. To some.
#selfie #metalhead #goth #feltcute #rocknroll #rock #rockstar
#selfie #metalhead #goth #feltcute #rocknroll #rock #rockstar
February 14, 2025 at 7:50 AM
I may look like a rock star who was vaguely popular twenty years ago, but it might be acceptable. To some.
#selfie #metalhead #goth #feltcute #rocknroll #rock #rockstar
#selfie #metalhead #goth #feltcute #rocknroll #rock #rockstar
Do you want a spooky little treat tonight?
In October, my flash fiction piece 'Strings' won first place in a contest on Medium. It is an eerie tale of things that are not quite as they seem, however much we love them.
Why not check it out?
#writing #writingcommunity #horror #spooky #winner
In October, my flash fiction piece 'Strings' won first place in a contest on Medium. It is an eerie tale of things that are not quite as they seem, however much we love them.
Why not check it out?
#writing #writingcommunity #horror #spooky #winner
Strings
What I learned about my strange new uncle.
medium.com
February 13, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Do you want a spooky little treat tonight?
In October, my flash fiction piece 'Strings' won first place in a contest on Medium. It is an eerie tale of things that are not quite as they seem, however much we love them.
Why not check it out?
#writing #writingcommunity #horror #spooky #winner
In October, my flash fiction piece 'Strings' won first place in a contest on Medium. It is an eerie tale of things that are not quite as they seem, however much we love them.
Why not check it out?
#writing #writingcommunity #horror #spooky #winner
I've become acutely aware recently that I was born during peace times, a couple of years after the end of the Cold War and long after WW2.
When I hear about things going on with a certain global superpower these days, I can't help but wonder 1/
#currentevents #fascism #usa #ohno #trump
When I hear about things going on with a certain global superpower these days, I can't help but wonder 1/
#currentevents #fascism #usa #ohno #trump
February 7, 2025 at 5:44 AM
I've become acutely aware recently that I was born during peace times, a couple of years after the end of the Cold War and long after WW2.
When I hear about things going on with a certain global superpower these days, I can't help but wonder 1/
#currentevents #fascism #usa #ohno #trump
When I hear about things going on with a certain global superpower these days, I can't help but wonder 1/
#currentevents #fascism #usa #ohno #trump
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It truly is a perfect simplified explanation.
December 15, 2024 at 6:31 AM
It truly is a perfect simplified explanation.
I think Santa needs a hearing aid. Apparently, he thought the song was called 'All I Want for Christmas Is Flu' and decided to bring me exactly that. I did not like it at all.
#christmas2024 #christmas #santa #santaclaus #flu #ugh #hateit #fatherchristmas #terrible #selfie
#christmas2024 #christmas #santa #santaclaus #flu #ugh #hateit #fatherchristmas #terrible #selfie
December 14, 2024 at 1:51 PM
I think Santa needs a hearing aid. Apparently, he thought the song was called 'All I Want for Christmas Is Flu' and decided to bring me exactly that. I did not like it at all.
#christmas2024 #christmas #santa #santaclaus #flu #ugh #hateit #fatherchristmas #terrible #selfie
#christmas2024 #christmas #santa #santaclaus #flu #ugh #hateit #fatherchristmas #terrible #selfie
Who doesn't want to be chased through the woods at night by a bloodthirsty monster?
Now's your chance!
Read my newest flash fiction piece, Pleas from a Bloody Tongue, on Medium today!
#writer #horror #writing #scary #monster #gore #dark #survival #woods #fear #hunt #flashfiction #shortstory
Now's your chance!
Read my newest flash fiction piece, Pleas from a Bloody Tongue, on Medium today!
#writer #horror #writing #scary #monster #gore #dark #survival #woods #fear #hunt #flashfiction #shortstory
Pleas from a Bloody Tongue
Don’t go through the woods at night.
redemptionmagazine.com
December 6, 2024 at 5:26 PM
Fancy some grand-scale, almost Biblical horror today?
Check out my newest flash fiction piece, A Rider Waiting, on Medium now!
#apocalypse #apocalyptic #flashfiction #death #horror #dark #medium #writer #writing #shortstory #fear #fiction
Check out my newest flash fiction piece, A Rider Waiting, on Medium now!
#apocalypse #apocalyptic #flashfiction #death #horror #dark #medium #writer #writing #shortstory #fear #fiction
A Rider Waiting
I have seen this cloud before.
medium.com
December 6, 2024 at 8:13 AM
Fancy some grand-scale, almost Biblical horror today?
Check out my newest flash fiction piece, A Rider Waiting, on Medium now!
#apocalypse #apocalyptic #flashfiction #death #horror #dark #medium #writer #writing #shortstory #fear #fiction
Check out my newest flash fiction piece, A Rider Waiting, on Medium now!
#apocalypse #apocalyptic #flashfiction #death #horror #dark #medium #writer #writing #shortstory #fear #fiction
This is in Norwegian chocolate calendars every year, and I never know what to think of it.
#christmas #chocolate #candles #excuseme #wtf #wtaf #naughty #naughtylist #ohno #designfails #holidayspirit #whodidthis #calendar #christmascalendar #xmas #yikes #nsfw #nope
#christmas #chocolate #candles #excuseme #wtf #wtaf #naughty #naughtylist #ohno #designfails #holidayspirit #whodidthis #calendar #christmascalendar #xmas #yikes #nsfw #nope
December 4, 2024 at 8:02 PM
This is in Norwegian chocolate calendars every year, and I never know what to think of it.
#christmas #chocolate #candles #excuseme #wtf #wtaf #naughty #naughtylist #ohno #designfails #holidayspirit #whodidthis #calendar #christmascalendar #xmas #yikes #nsfw #nope
#christmas #chocolate #candles #excuseme #wtf #wtaf #naughty #naughtylist #ohno #designfails #holidayspirit #whodidthis #calendar #christmascalendar #xmas #yikes #nsfw #nope
Gorgeous Oxford. Glad to have gotten a chance to take a day trip there yesterday.
#oxford #england #unitedkingdom #uk #britain #travelling
#oxford #england #unitedkingdom #uk #britain #travelling
November 30, 2024 at 1:26 PM
Gorgeous Oxford. Glad to have gotten a chance to take a day trip there yesterday.
#oxford #england #unitedkingdom #uk #britain #travelling
#oxford #england #unitedkingdom #uk #britain #travelling
That moment when you open your notes on a character that you haven't looked at for a month, only to discover that you must have been half asleep last time you edited it, because this makes no sense at all.
Poor Edmund.
#ohno #writing #writer #help #charactercreation #wtf #whatamidoing #confused
Poor Edmund.
#ohno #writing #writer #help #charactercreation #wtf #whatamidoing #confused
November 27, 2024 at 9:38 PM
That moment when you open your notes on a character that you haven't looked at for a month, only to discover that you must have been half asleep last time you edited it, because this makes no sense at all.
Poor Edmund.
#ohno #writing #writer #help #charactercreation #wtf #whatamidoing #confused
Poor Edmund.
#ohno #writing #writer #help #charactercreation #wtf #whatamidoing #confused
Let's be real. Nobody likes celery.
Here's a little poem about how nobody likes celery.
You're welcome.
#ewww #food #poetry #humor #funny #celery #medium #apiumodimus #wehatecelery #worstfoodever #vegetables #greens #creativesagainstcelery #yikes #ugh #oof #fuckoff #gross #whydoweeatthis
Here's a little poem about how nobody likes celery.
You're welcome.
#ewww #food #poetry #humor #funny #celery #medium #apiumodimus #wehatecelery #worstfoodever #vegetables #greens #creativesagainstcelery #yikes #ugh #oof #fuckoff #gross #whydoweeatthis
Our Most Wretched Foe
Because of course it is.
medium.com
November 27, 2024 at 8:33 PM
Let's be real. Nobody likes celery.
Here's a little poem about how nobody likes celery.
You're welcome.
#ewww #food #poetry #humor #funny #celery #medium #apiumodimus #wehatecelery #worstfoodever #vegetables #greens #creativesagainstcelery #yikes #ugh #oof #fuckoff #gross #whydoweeatthis
Here's a little poem about how nobody likes celery.
You're welcome.
#ewww #food #poetry #humor #funny #celery #medium #apiumodimus #wehatecelery #worstfoodever #vegetables #greens #creativesagainstcelery #yikes #ugh #oof #fuckoff #gross #whydoweeatthis
My German teacher once asked me a question. I answered '¡Sí!'
I'm from Norway.
My second language is English, not Spanish.
At the time, I spoke only Norwegian, English, and a tiny bit of German.
To this day, I have no idea why my brain decided to do this.
#language #german #spanish #wtf
I'm from Norway.
My second language is English, not Spanish.
At the time, I spoke only Norwegian, English, and a tiny bit of German.
To this day, I have no idea why my brain decided to do this.
#language #german #spanish #wtf
November 26, 2024 at 11:44 PM
I write often. Almost every day. But, thanks to my horribly inconvenient ADHD, I very rarely read and enjoy it even less.
HOWEVER...
All these books are somehow important as research for my main WIP.
I need a new suitcase to get them home.
#writing #writer #research #books #whydoidothistomyself
HOWEVER...
All these books are somehow important as research for my main WIP.
I need a new suitcase to get them home.
#writing #writer #research #books #whydoidothistomyself
November 26, 2024 at 12:05 AM
I write often. Almost every day. But, thanks to my horribly inconvenient ADHD, I very rarely read and enjoy it even less.
HOWEVER...
All these books are somehow important as research for my main WIP.
I need a new suitcase to get them home.
#writing #writer #research #books #whydoidothistomyself
HOWEVER...
All these books are somehow important as research for my main WIP.
I need a new suitcase to get them home.
#writing #writer #research #books #whydoidothistomyself
I now have a Discord server!
If you know me from before, or if you just read one of my stories and (correctly) thought, 'wow, this guy is cool, I wish I knew him!', this is your cue!
See you there!
#discord #facebookrefugee #friendship #stayintouch #writer #writing #novel #shortstory #art #fun
If you know me from before, or if you just read one of my stories and (correctly) thought, 'wow, this guy is cool, I wish I knew him!', this is your cue!
See you there!
#discord #facebookrefugee #friendship #stayintouch #writer #writing #novel #shortstory #art #fun
Join the Silver's Novels, Short Stories, and Other Nonsense Discord Server!
Check out the Silver's Novels, Short Stories, and Other Nonsense community on Discord – hang out with 1 other members and enjoy free voice and text chat.
discord.gg
November 25, 2024 at 1:26 PM
I now have a Discord server!
If you know me from before, or if you just read one of my stories and (correctly) thought, 'wow, this guy is cool, I wish I knew him!', this is your cue!
See you there!
#discord #facebookrefugee #friendship #stayintouch #writer #writing #novel #shortstory #art #fun
If you know me from before, or if you just read one of my stories and (correctly) thought, 'wow, this guy is cool, I wish I knew him!', this is your cue!
See you there!
#discord #facebookrefugee #friendship #stayintouch #writer #writing #novel #shortstory #art #fun
Since this platform seems more relaxed than Meta, let me just say something that annoys the hell out of me:
NOBODY BEGS MORE THAN THE RICH.
Not even the brokest person you know. Not even the homeless. Not even a dog who really wants pizza. 1/
#eattherich #rant #imsodonewiththis #ugh
NOBODY BEGS MORE THAN THE RICH.
Not even the brokest person you know. Not even the homeless. Not even a dog who really wants pizza. 1/
#eattherich #rant #imsodonewiththis #ugh
November 25, 2024 at 3:22 AM
Since this platform seems more relaxed than Meta, let me just say something that annoys the hell out of me:
NOBODY BEGS MORE THAN THE RICH.
Not even the brokest person you know. Not even the homeless. Not even a dog who really wants pizza. 1/
#eattherich #rant #imsodonewiththis #ugh
NOBODY BEGS MORE THAN THE RICH.
Not even the brokest person you know. Not even the homeless. Not even a dog who really wants pizza. 1/
#eattherich #rant #imsodonewiththis #ugh
Reposted by Silver Morgan
Reposted by Silver Morgan
Reposted by Silver Morgan
Time to do a reverse split.
November 23, 2024 at 9:46 AM
Time to do a reverse split.
Taking the Jubilee Line past Canary Wharf today reminded me of the time my mother and her friend - neither of them fluent on English - confused the words 'wharf' and 'dwarf' and were royally confused by this place name.
#london #canarywharf #languageconfusion #uk #britain #secondlanguage #english
#london #canarywharf #languageconfusion #uk #britain #secondlanguage #english
November 23, 2024 at 1:29 PM
Taking the Jubilee Line past Canary Wharf today reminded me of the time my mother and her friend - neither of them fluent on English - confused the words 'wharf' and 'dwarf' and were royally confused by this place name.
#london #canarywharf #languageconfusion #uk #britain #secondlanguage #english
#london #canarywharf #languageconfusion #uk #britain #secondlanguage #english
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I literally did this today with my phone. lol. It was in my hand.
November 22, 2024 at 11:10 PM
I literally did this today with my phone. lol. It was in my hand.