Omar Kooheji 🍉
@ohmz.bsky.social
Neurodivergent (ADHD), I pretend to be an SFF writer, but I wish I had more time to write. I like boardgames, and video games, and tech stuff former SWE.
Scotland, but originally from the “Middle East”.
He/Him
Scotland, but originally from the “Middle East”.
He/Him
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a not insignificant number of people on Threads seem to believe the snow storm was The Government's attempt to refreeze the Leviathan, the world-eating serpent, which was getting loose (to eat the world, I assume)
January 26, 2026 at 4:56 PM
a not insignificant number of people on Threads seem to believe the snow storm was The Government's attempt to refreeze the Leviathan, the world-eating serpent, which was getting loose (to eat the world, I assume)
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Shame, maybe they can plummet off a cliff about it
Morale plummeting among ICE agents over long hours, quotas and public hatred: reports
Morale plummeting among ICE agents over long hours, quotas and public hatred: reports
Morale plummeting among ICE agents over long hours, quotas and public hatred: reports
www.independent.co.uk
January 26, 2026 at 6:15 PM
Shame, maybe they can plummet off a cliff about it
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Yeah this is a great analogy if you want your product to be viewed as a cumbersome novelty filled with features barely anyone uses.
yeah, just out of interest, how many people choose the pen on the right for real work or art? See a lot of them in professional workplaces, do you?
January 22, 2026 at 12:10 PM
Yeah this is a great analogy if you want your product to be viewed as a cumbersome novelty filled with features barely anyone uses.
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“ICE isn’t the Gestapo. The Gestapo was…” (proceeds to describe qualities that apply to what ICE is currently doing)
January 20, 2026 at 5:45 PM
“ICE isn’t the Gestapo. The Gestapo was…” (proceeds to describe qualities that apply to what ICE is currently doing)
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The kiosk demo of Mario Kart DS contained "Flesh Trucks" due to a spelling error. While the error was fixed in the final version, looking at the preview image for GCN Mushroom Bridge very closely shows that the truck still has an L. As such, the memory of the Flesh Truck remains.
January 18, 2026 at 7:27 PM
The kiosk demo of Mario Kart DS contained "Flesh Trucks" due to a spelling error. While the error was fixed in the final version, looking at the preview image for GCN Mushroom Bridge very closely shows that the truck still has an L. As such, the memory of the Flesh Truck remains.
Duplo person has a hidden disabilities lanyard. That’s great!
January 20, 2026 at 6:13 PM
Duplo person has a hidden disabilities lanyard. That’s great!
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phil collins looks like he's giving a ted talk about being pissed off at someone
October 3, 2024 at 3:56 AM
phil collins looks like he's giving a ted talk about being pissed off at someone
I know this is supposed to be a kitsch storage tin for your haberdashery accoutrements, but I 100% thought it was a board game when I saw it.
I don’t know what that says about me…
You know what?
I know exactly what that says about me…
I don’t know what that says about me…
You know what?
I know exactly what that says about me…
January 20, 2026 at 7:23 AM
I know this is supposed to be a kitsch storage tin for your haberdashery accoutrements, but I 100% thought it was a board game when I saw it.
I don’t know what that says about me…
You know what?
I know exactly what that says about me…
I don’t know what that says about me…
You know what?
I know exactly what that says about me…
MCON controller arrived today, it’s chunky, and while it’s not perfect it is surprisingly comfortable.
Only used it for a few minutes though. Am on the fence about having picked the limited edition clear version as I noticed that all my tech seems to be white now for some reason.
Only used it for a few minutes though. Am on the fence about having picked the limited edition clear version as I noticed that all my tech seems to be white now for some reason.
January 19, 2026 at 12:53 PM
MCON controller arrived today, it’s chunky, and while it’s not perfect it is surprisingly comfortable.
Only used it for a few minutes though. Am on the fence about having picked the limited edition clear version as I noticed that all my tech seems to be white now for some reason.
Only used it for a few minutes though. Am on the fence about having picked the limited edition clear version as I noticed that all my tech seems to be white now for some reason.
You can buy a set of fake fingers so you don’t have to bother saying thank you…
January 17, 2026 at 11:01 AM
You can buy a set of fake fingers so you don’t have to bother saying thank you…
Apparently AliExpress thinks I need a pillow to put between my manboobs to stop them from wrinkling.
January 17, 2026 at 10:43 AM
Apparently AliExpress thinks I need a pillow to put between my manboobs to stop them from wrinkling.
Got an email from a vendor work has hired to offer training courses.
One of them was: “Archive your dreams.”
I was like I’m already there! They’re gathering dust in the back of a warehouse behind multiple combination locked doors.
It was actually “Achieve your dreams.”
So that’s where I’m at…
One of them was: “Archive your dreams.”
I was like I’m already there! They’re gathering dust in the back of a warehouse behind multiple combination locked doors.
It was actually “Achieve your dreams.”
So that’s where I’m at…
January 15, 2026 at 2:17 PM
Got an email from a vendor work has hired to offer training courses.
One of them was: “Archive your dreams.”
I was like I’m already there! They’re gathering dust in the back of a warehouse behind multiple combination locked doors.
It was actually “Achieve your dreams.”
So that’s where I’m at…
One of them was: “Archive your dreams.”
I was like I’m already there! They’re gathering dust in the back of a warehouse behind multiple combination locked doors.
It was actually “Achieve your dreams.”
So that’s where I’m at…
Okay but why does this Thwomp look like one of the Mistermen?
January 10, 2026 at 3:19 PM
Okay but why does this Thwomp look like one of the Mistermen?
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EVERYONE DO THIS SURVEY
MAKE DISCORD PANIC AND REGRET AND REVERSE COURSE
DROWN THEM IN YOUR HATRED FOR GENAI
MAKE DISCORD PANIC AND REGRET AND REVERSE COURSE
DROWN THEM IN YOUR HATRED FOR GENAI
January 10, 2026 at 6:35 AM
EVERYONE DO THIS SURVEY
MAKE DISCORD PANIC AND REGRET AND REVERSE COURSE
DROWN THEM IN YOUR HATRED FOR GENAI
MAKE DISCORD PANIC AND REGRET AND REVERSE COURSE
DROWN THEM IN YOUR HATRED FOR GENAI
Always brings a smile to my face to see an email from a book seller about an upcoming release from an author I know, by a small press I like.
@lyndseycroal.bsky.social @lunapress.bsky.social
@lyndseycroal.bsky.social @lunapress.bsky.social
January 10, 2026 at 10:13 AM
Always brings a smile to my face to see an email from a book seller about an upcoming release from an author I know, by a small press I like.
@lyndseycroal.bsky.social @lunapress.bsky.social
@lyndseycroal.bsky.social @lunapress.bsky.social
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Are they going to spill the blood of the people defending it?
Ogles: "It's important that we have a stake in Greenland, that they are quite frankly a protectorate of the US. They've been in relationship with Denmark - that needs to end. We've spilled more blood protecting Greenland than the Danes... we are the dominant predator force in the Western Hemisphere"
January 7, 2026 at 1:12 PM
Are they going to spill the blood of the people defending it?
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PLAYLUNCH - Keith (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by Playlunch
youtu.be
January 7, 2026 at 7:18 AM
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Stay for the ending…
January 5, 2026 at 7:30 AM
Stay for the ending…
Cheese Balls are great because they contain all the major food groups… Cheese, and balls…
I hey form part of a well rounded diet, because, they are balls, you don’t get much rounder than that!
I hey form part of a well rounded diet, because, they are balls, you don’t get much rounder than that!
a man is eating a large bag of cheetos in a store while a woman looks on .
ALT: a man is eating a large bag of cheetos in a store while a woman looks on .
media.tenor.com
January 1, 2026 at 5:48 PM
Cheese Balls are great because they contain all the major food groups… Cheese, and balls…
I hey form part of a well rounded diet, because, they are balls, you don’t get much rounder than that!
I hey form part of a well rounded diet, because, they are balls, you don’t get much rounder than that!
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I wonder what part of lower bills, tax billionaires they're panicking about most?
Cry harder.
Join.greenparty.org.uk
Cry harder.
Join.greenparty.org.uk
December 31, 2025 at 2:21 PM
I wonder what part of lower bills, tax billionaires they're panicking about most?
Cry harder.
Join.greenparty.org.uk
Cry harder.
Join.greenparty.org.uk
Today in pareidolia, this formation on a see-saw that looks like the titular character of Hollow Knight.
December 31, 2025 at 10:12 AM
Today in pareidolia, this formation on a see-saw that looks like the titular character of Hollow Knight.