The Pink Crustacean
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Accepting only fresh brine.
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Ocean-related shenanigans. Nautical nonsense if you wish.
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Sharp autumn morning
November 12, 2025 at 1:31 PM
Sharp autumn morning
You know what it is: Fish of the week Tuesday baybeee! This week we’re going from a mini-flyweight to a bonafide cruiserweight champ in our friend, the Arapaima. What a guy. What a fish. A worthy fish of the week on this fine fish of the week Tuesday. Give him a hand folks.
November 11, 2025 at 2:06 PM
You know what it is: Fish of the week Tuesday baybeee! This week we’re going from a mini-flyweight to a bonafide cruiserweight champ in our friend, the Arapaima. What a guy. What a fish. A worthy fish of the week on this fine fish of the week Tuesday. Give him a hand folks.
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“There’s a cowboy in the jungle, and he looks so out of place…”
November 8, 2025 at 9:11 PM
“There’s a cowboy in the jungle, and he looks so out of place…”
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FISH OF THE WEEK TUESDAY AT LAST! For this long-awaited update, I will be handing the crown over from our friend the snakehead to a new champion-the Siamese fighting fish himself, our old pal the betta. I love these guys so much. What a fine way to kick off November. Fins up!
November 4, 2025 at 3:59 PM
FISH OF THE WEEK TUESDAY AT LAST! For this long-awaited update, I will be handing the crown over from our friend the snakehead to a new champion-the Siamese fighting fish himself, our old pal the betta. I love these guys so much. What a fine way to kick off November. Fins up!
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I am extending the snakehead’s title of fish of the week for the time being. I need to tend to my work and reevaluate my ability to manage this weekly tradition. I apologize. I have failed the fish, and I have failed you.
October 30, 2025 at 12:37 AM
I am extending the snakehead’s title of fish of the week for the time being. I need to tend to my work and reevaluate my ability to manage this weekly tradition. I apologize. I have failed the fish, and I have failed you.
I can’t believe it. I missed fish of the week Tuesday.
October 30, 2025 at 12:24 AM
I can’t believe it. I missed fish of the week Tuesday.
Believe it, sister.
October 28, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Believe it, sister.
Fun fact. I’m actually really good at fighting. I trained boxing for almost 5 years, Muay Thai too. Went amateur pro, won a single fight, and retired to get my masters degree. Inactive for about a year now, but I still train pretty regularly to try and keep my footwork. Technically undefeated tho!
October 26, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Fun fact. I’m actually really good at fighting. I trained boxing for almost 5 years, Muay Thai too. Went amateur pro, won a single fight, and retired to get my masters degree. Inactive for about a year now, but I still train pretty regularly to try and keep my footwork. Technically undefeated tho!
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Day 21 Solarpunk
Even if we don't make the world better for ourselves, let's at least do right by the planet and the creatures
#sharktober2025 #sharktober #art #shark
Even if we don't make the world better for ourselves, let's at least do right by the planet and the creatures
#sharktober2025 #sharktober #art #shark
October 23, 2025 at 5:57 AM
Day 21 Solarpunk
Even if we don't make the world better for ourselves, let's at least do right by the planet and the creatures
#sharktober2025 #sharktober #art #shark
Even if we don't make the world better for ourselves, let's at least do right by the planet and the creatures
#sharktober2025 #sharktober #art #shark
This is how I pull up to the function
October 23, 2025 at 9:49 PM
This is how I pull up to the function
FISH OF THE WEEK TUESDAY!
And what a fish of the week, and what a Tuesday, it truly is. This week we’re giving the crown to my main man the snakehead. I saw a show on animal planet about this guy when I was little and it scared me for several years. Very cool. Thank you the snakehead.
And what a fish of the week, and what a Tuesday, it truly is. This week we’re giving the crown to my main man the snakehead. I saw a show on animal planet about this guy when I was little and it scared me for several years. Very cool. Thank you the snakehead.
October 21, 2025 at 12:51 PM
FISH OF THE WEEK TUESDAY!
And what a fish of the week, and what a Tuesday, it truly is. This week we’re giving the crown to my main man the snakehead. I saw a show on animal planet about this guy when I was little and it scared me for several years. Very cool. Thank you the snakehead.
And what a fish of the week, and what a Tuesday, it truly is. This week we’re giving the crown to my main man the snakehead. I saw a show on animal planet about this guy when I was little and it scared me for several years. Very cool. Thank you the snakehead.
I’ve been considering getting into beyblade. There’s a kraken one and a whale one. There’s also a turtle one and I like that one too.
October 19, 2025 at 2:35 AM
I’ve been considering getting into beyblade. There’s a kraken one and a whale one. There’s also a turtle one and I like that one too.
Shaka brah
October 18, 2025 at 1:18 PM
Shaka brah
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The artifact has been found. The prophecy has been set in motion.
October 17, 2025 at 3:47 PM
The artifact has been found. The prophecy has been set in motion.