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Alex Karne
@alexkarne.com
Cuban-American indie author trying to bring joy to the world.
Currently working on becoming my best self.
Loves writing Cozy Fantasy and LitRPGs.
Trans people are welcome here.

www.alexkarne.com
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Today's the day! My newest LitRPG just came out on Amazon. Give it a read if you deserve a good laugh.
Magic Murder Cube Marine - Book One
Amazon.com: Magic Murder Cube Marine - Book One eBook : Karne, Alex: Kindle Store
www.amazon.com
🎶 Why ya gotta be so rude? Don't you know I'm human too! 🎶
November 7, 2025 at 6:39 PM
It would change a lot, because he's an artificer dating a werewolf who gets all hot and bothered by firepower... and one gun is not enough.
How much would your book/wip change if your MC had a gun #WritingPrompt
November 7, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Alright! It looks like Magic Murder Cube Marine is off to a great start! Day two, and it's starting to climb. People really seem to like it! If you are into #litRPG #fantasy or #comedy help an indie author out, give it a read!

www.amazon.com/gp/product/B...
#booksky #kindle #books
August 20, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Today's the day! My newest LitRPG just came out on Amazon. Give it a read if you deserve a good laugh.
Magic Murder Cube Marine - Book One
Amazon.com: Magic Murder Cube Marine - Book One eBook : Karne, Alex: Kindle Store
www.amazon.com
August 19, 2025 at 6:52 PM
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Hey #booksky, @alexkarne.com 's latest, Magic Murder Cube Marine, is on sale! (Yes, on Amazon, Royal Road has a deal with them, unfortunately).

If you want to read about a Marine given too much power and sent to ruin someone's fantasy setting, give it a read!

www.royalroad.com/amazon/B0FJG...
Amazon.com
www.royalroad.com
August 19, 2025 at 1:22 PM
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Hear this, yall? Soul Guardian is on sale! I just finished it earlier and loved it. So charming and funny.
August 9, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Hey #booksky my latest book is on sale right now for $5.99 on audible. And they knocked it out of the park with the narration, if you like heartwarming books and deserve some cozy fantasy in your life, now would be a great time to buy it.

www.audible.com/pd/Soul-Guar...
August 9, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Hello covid my old friend
I've come to cough with you again
Because a headache softly creeping
Left its seeds while I was sleeping
And the fog that was planted in my brain
Still remains
Because this fucking virus
August 9, 2025 at 6:00 PM
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Beneath the Dragoneye Moons special edition hardcovers have arrived! Check out the kickstarter because this is the only chance to get these!

www.kickstarter.com/projects/btd...

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#booksky
Beneath the Dragoneye Moons Complete Collector's Edition Set
The Fan-Favorite Series, Now in Spellbinding Special Editions.
www.kickstarter.com
June 24, 2025 at 3:03 PM
If you're thinking about packing a go bag, or a get home bag for your car, do it. Not because of zombies, but because accidents happen.

That duct tape, medical gear, spare food, and medicine can be the difference between having a miserable time, and being pretty okay.
Me watching every post-apocalyptic show or movie: That would be me, I would be a SURVIVOR
Also me: *thinks about making a go bag, sounds like too much work*
June 20, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Ah yes, I feel like garbage but the question is, am I sick? Is my body rebelling because I'm on a diet? Or is something else going on?

Because my normal morning walk wiped me out. I'm down to 178 lbs from 230 in January. With the goal of 170. So, either way I'm close.
June 18, 2025 at 3:32 PM
If you ever feel dumb, just remember that right now someone is googling "How many days is in a week?"
June 7, 2025 at 2:05 PM
I just heard the term "Gymcel" for the first time today. And yeah, that sums up what I'm seeing with fitness influencers. This shit is problematic.
May 31, 2025 at 2:42 PM
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May 30, 2025 at 10:36 AM
Vampire: Uh, I'm here to meet Bella?

Chris Hansen: Why don't you have a seat right over there?
May 30, 2025 at 12:47 PM
A clip of Rocky Horror Picture Show being performed on stage in Korean just came across my feed, and it was glorious.
May 29, 2025 at 4:20 PM
I mean, it can. But it will be a Wilhelm scream.
“Can an AI writer do this?”

*opens Word doc and screams*
May 27, 2025 at 4:58 PM
@gailsimone.bsky.social

A shout out to the time when I went to a panel, was mistaken for a press photographer (I was dressed terribly and had a big camera), and got to meet Gail.

It was fun. Would recommend. I didn't stand in line once that entire convention.
May 27, 2025 at 2:55 PM
When you develop a new issue, but it "often affects highly active people". A win is a win.
May 26, 2025 at 2:15 PM
That moment when you see a post starting to break containment and you preemptively turn off the replies.
May 24, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Someone recently mentioned that it's only a matter of time before GenAI starts being used to serve ads.

Imagine how much Coke would pay to have their product be the default whenever anyone wants an image of a soda.

Or companies figuring out ways to do SEO so LLMs mention them.
May 24, 2025 at 3:28 PM
It would be hilarious if we somehow managed to create a new Satanic Panic about genAI and how these Machine Devils were sent by Satan to corrupt our youth.

There has to be a story somewhere about a person who realized they were gay after talking to AI, or became an atheist.
May 24, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Spotify is literally ripping off artists both in terms of Royalties, and by copying their music to avoid paying out.

I recently started moving away from algorithmic streaming, and man, there are so many old favorites I hadn't heard in a while. Like old goth / industrial stuff. Good times.
May 24, 2025 at 3:01 PM
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The mints are in herb jail.
May 24, 2025 at 1:15 PM
Happy birthday! Your art is AMAZING.
It's my bday so it's legal to ask for likes and reposts 🤲

Come say hi at MCM London tehee~
May 24, 2025 at 2:40 PM