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Alex Karne
@alexkarne.com
Cuban-American indie author trying to bring joy to the world.
Currently working on becoming my best self.
Loves writing Cozy Fantasy and LitRPGs.
Trans people are welcome here.

www.alexkarne.com
Alright! It looks like Magic Murder Cube Marine is off to a great start! Day two, and it's starting to climb. People really seem to like it! If you are into #litRPG #fantasy or #comedy help an indie author out, give it a read!

www.amazon.com/gp/product/B...
#booksky #kindle #books
August 20, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Hey #booksky my latest book is on sale right now for $5.99 on audible. And they knocked it out of the park with the narration, if you like heartwarming books and deserve some cozy fantasy in your life, now would be a great time to buy it.

www.audible.com/pd/Soul-Guar...
August 9, 2025 at 6:41 PM
@gailsimone.bsky.social

A shout out to the time when I went to a panel, was mistaken for a press photographer (I was dressed terribly and had a big camera), and got to meet Gail.

It was fun. Would recommend. I didn't stand in line once that entire convention.
May 27, 2025 at 2:55 PM
When you develop a new issue, but it "often affects highly active people". A win is a win.
May 26, 2025 at 2:15 PM
I was 230-235 lbs in January. The irony of hitting injuring myself so bad that I'm bedridden and hitting my goal weight in the same week is not lost on me.
May 17, 2025 at 2:48 PM
I flipped a coin this morning.

I was trying to decide if my character should go full murder hobo on some bandits.

Heads he would, and tails he wouldn't.

After the flip, I realized that both sides were heads.

#writingcommunity #litRPG
May 15, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Well, I know what needs to find its way into one of my books.
May 14, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Sounds like the guy who freaked out because Magic Murder Cube Marine had gay characters. I mean... the cover is a dude in pink shorts jumping onto a unicorn.
May 2, 2025 at 3:36 PM
I ran for the first time in years, and didn't get far. But it was better than nothing.

I also found this #cursed fork. Or is it a #blursed fork?
May 1, 2025 at 2:18 PM
As if I needed another excuse to jailbreak my Kindle.... transparent lock screens.
April 30, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Nice! My cozy little story just hit 300 ratings!

#booksky
April 25, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Without downloading any pics, where are you mentally?
April 25, 2025 at 2:58 AM
I'll take your advice and see how it lands. Who knows? Maybe people will think it's funny.
It probably serves as a nice warning for people who aren't expecting to see random rants on weight loss, or how fitness influencers are full of shit.
April 24, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Ah, it was a 3D printed pen that accepted multiple different types of cartridges and refills so it could be tailored to their individual preferences, not a system for refilling.
The actual design made it so you didn't need to grip, and it was easier to control, plus the balance was further forward.
April 24, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Fascinating stuff. Maybe you would know, what is their criteria for a death at less than one year old? Are they including children dying during birth? Miscarriages very late in pregnancy?

Because if you do ages 1-18 the numbers look radically different.
April 23, 2025 at 11:15 PM
According to the CDC and the chart attached, the number one cause of death for children is accidents. Specifically, car accidents.
More children die from accidents than suicide and and homicide combined.
Hanging and poison are quickly becoming the preferred methods of suicide for adolescents.
April 23, 2025 at 8:26 PM
April 23, 2025 at 7:31 AM
RFK: Announces they're going to start registering and tracking people with autism.

IBM: Funny you should mention it, but we actually have some experience with this exact thing!

IBM's stock the next day:
April 23, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Ever wonder why the photo looks so serenely peaceful, yet slightly off? Almost like something is missing?

It used to be a vineyard. But a phylloxera infestation forced them to clear the land.

It's the absence that sticks with us.
April 21, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Pictured: Macy at home later when she had to leave one of her swords behind.
April 21, 2025 at 4:21 AM
It might be safer to limit yourself to nine swords. And you shouldn't be running with swords anyway.
April 21, 2025 at 2:58 AM
There's even a map.
April 20, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Funny you should say that. Here is a map of the different caramel pronunciations and meanings across the US.

Where I live the different pronunciations mean different things, one is brittle like a hard candy, while the other is something chewy or creamy like a caramel sauce.
April 20, 2025 at 10:47 PM
A pro tip for my #fitness friends:

Gaining weight while on a diet can be a good thing, if not a great thing.

It's normal to worry that your diet isn't working if your weight goes up.

But overall health is what matters, and having faith in the process is key.

Let me use a real world example,
April 20, 2025 at 4:44 PM
I have one too. But it has seen better days. I accidentally smushed it and didn't realize until 6 months later. But a dear friend helped pick it out for me. And I love it so.
April 19, 2025 at 6:05 PM