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I support leftists. If you post Occupy Democrats stuff and have nothing but anti Trump stuff in your bio and it consumes you don’t follow me. Love my pittie mix, she’s my world, 4 wheeling, bad jokes, good jokes, camping, and cooking.
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Good morning, here’s my dog bringing me her favorite stuffie on my birthday last week.
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Unlike Disneyland, our mice will fuck you up
January 24, 2026 at 3:56 AM
I love making bone broths. Good for me good for the pup. I mix in some of the gelatinous stuff and she goes hog over it. It’s healthy for her and I have a great soup base. I can’t imagine that dry add dog food. I wish chicken was cheaper, she’d have a really diet then.
January 24, 2026 at 5:21 AM
What a sad story, once on too, he hit rock bottom. It yearns for all of us.
January 24, 2026 at 4:44 AM
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Breaking NYT:

The FBI agent who sought to investigate the federal immigration officer who fatally shot Renee Good has resigned from the bureau, according to two people familiar with the matter, after leadership pressured her to discontinue a civil rights inquiry into the officer.
F.B.I. Agent Who Tried to Investigate ICE Officer in Shooting Resigns
www.nytimes.com
January 23, 2026 at 11:15 PM
I am of Finnish descent, my family landing in Upper Michigan in the copper mines there.

I am still used to the cold. Do not fuck with us. Yeah we are immigrants, and we protect our own: ICE get the fuck out. They have every right to be here/
January 23, 2026 at 11:44 PM
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Minnesota is the best of us.
January 23, 2026 at 10:52 PM
Reddit will tell you that dogs don’t like your face next to theirs. My dog LOVES it. She puts her head right up under mine for naps. She loves kisses all over her head.

I often wonder about how those Reddit folk treat their dogs.
January 23, 2026 at 10:40 PM
I am participating in the General strike by sitting here drinking all day.
January 23, 2026 at 3:45 PM
I guess my iPhone updated and now everything is an eye test. Text is as smol as it can be but I can still read it.

Fuck getting old. This shit sucks.
January 23, 2026 at 3:41 PM
Since gas is so cheap might go camping in the desert with my dog and just enjoy cooking outside, the stars, the fragrance of the desert an the sounds of nature and just being under the covers and sleeping in.
January 23, 2026 at 9:29 AM
THERES A DANG CHEETO IN THE WHITEHOUSE!!
January 23, 2026 at 9:25 AM
I watched Sinners in the theater and a couple of times at home and that’s rare for me.

It should win a lot of Oscars. Michael B Jordan needs one. The score, storyline etc etc Al.

Just fantastic movie. Hard to find a horror movie like that. Fuck the haters.
January 23, 2026 at 8:29 AM
She likes being all swaddled up. Ifs comforting to her. And her head in my lap? I guess double happy? She’s a great lapdog and I am happier for it.
January 23, 2026 at 4:27 AM
Fellas, is it gay now if I take a 2 to 3 road-trip with my dog and camp and just contemplate the stars and watch caveman tv?
January 23, 2026 at 3:44 AM
I Hate FB but rejoined to find my stolen e-bike that cost $3,800 (long story) but on FB marketplace found a brand new set of tires that normally cost $1600+ for $400 cash plus installation.
January 23, 2026 at 3:27 AM
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APA only has a handful of dogs left that need to go to unicorn homes that don't have other pets or children. If that describes yours and you want to help keep a dog warm for the weekend, please reach out to them at matchmaker@austinpetsalive.org. They also have cats with medical needs.
January 23, 2026 at 12:55 AM
Don’t hire an Apex predator as a companion then. What the fuck.

Did you think they were going to hi to hunt extra firm tofu?
January 22, 2026 at 9:05 PM
My sweet dog will will army crawl ( laying on her belly, inching her way forward) until her head is on my shoulder or bicep then she uses it as pillow.

She’s spoiled yes. But I didn’t teach her this, it happened pretty much after I adopted her. I love her so much. She loves the small spoon.
January 22, 2026 at 8:58 PM
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X's product head has multiple brushes with death from failing to chew
January 22, 2026 at 4:29 AM
Everyone watching these threads like:
January 22, 2026 at 7:21 AM
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Me after seeing some European say that they hate all Americans
a man in a suit and tie says i don t think about you at all
ALT: a man in a suit and tie says i don t think about you at all
media.tenor.com
January 21, 2026 at 7:45 PM
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he’s looking very “da fuck they doin ova der” and it’s making me laugh SO hard. 🤣
January 21, 2026 at 8:36 PM
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Friend sent this to me today. It’s in Seattle. Hadn’t seen it on here yet so I figured I’d share.
January 22, 2026 at 3:31 AM
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Hate the government, not the people
January 21, 2026 at 6:59 PM
Sound up! Queue the Imperial March theme.
Laser ablation
January 22, 2026 at 5:35 AM