Kale
@offbrandkalechips.bsky.social
Aggressively plotless.
Writer, artist, and poet masquerading as a corporate social media marketer.
She/her.
Writer, artist, and poet masquerading as a corporate social media marketer.
She/her.
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Kale
@offbrandkalechips.bsky.social
· Nov 15
I’m not answering the “what do you do?” question with my soulless corporate job title anymore. I make art! I write poetry! I dance in my living room and stretch my fingers toward the sunshine! I am the universe experiencing itself and we are full of wonders!!
SOMEONE STOLE MY PUMPKIN OUT OF MY YARD >:(
September 16, 2025 at 4:15 AM
SOMEONE STOLE MY PUMPKIN OUT OF MY YARD >:(
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They are creating violence where there is none because they require violence to justify tightening their grip.
June 8, 2025 at 4:36 PM
They are creating violence where there is none because they require violence to justify tightening their grip.
Hate that scams these days are like “we have a job opportunity for you”. What happened to “be my sugar baby”??
June 9, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Hate that scams these days are like “we have a job opportunity for you”. What happened to “be my sugar baby”??
The conservatives in my family warned me about “getting twisted” when I moved to CA as if I wasn’t winning debates about police violence against the school resource officer in high school. Babes I been happily “twisted” since I gained consciousness.
June 9, 2025 at 4:18 PM
The conservatives in my family warned me about “getting twisted” when I moved to CA as if I wasn’t winning debates about police violence against the school resource officer in high school. Babes I been happily “twisted” since I gained consciousness.
I need a break from the ads.
June 9, 2025 at 3:19 PM
I need a break from the ads.
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they should rotate the moon so we can make sure it's not hiding something round the back. would help restore people's trust in the moon
May 27, 2025 at 4:56 AM
they should rotate the moon so we can make sure it's not hiding something round the back. would help restore people's trust in the moon
As a reformed emotional vampire, I’d like to formally apologize for anyone who had to deal with me in 2018-2019.
May 27, 2025 at 5:02 PM
As a reformed emotional vampire, I’d like to formally apologize for anyone who had to deal with me in 2018-2019.
Me whenever someone suggests I move back to my hometown:
a woman is sitting on a couch and says well i 'd rather be dead in california
Alt: a woman is sitting on a couch and says “well I'd rather be dead in California than alive in Arizona”
media.tenor.com
May 27, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Me whenever someone suggests I move back to my hometown:
Not convinced that my ex ISN’T astral projecting into my dreams. Time for a cord cutting ceremony STAT.
May 27, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Not convinced that my ex ISN’T astral projecting into my dreams. Time for a cord cutting ceremony STAT.
Connecting with/supporting your community, loved ones, and friends is a form of resistance!!!
May 27, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Connecting with/supporting your community, loved ones, and friends is a form of resistance!!!
Now that this painting has gone home with my fave mentors, I can finally share here! 💛 Hope your next journey is filled with fun, laughter, and learning!
May 27, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Now that this painting has gone home with my fave mentors, I can finally share here! 💛 Hope your next journey is filled with fun, laughter, and learning!
I’m sorry but this pic the cat sitter took is SENDING ME.
May 23, 2025 at 1:49 PM
I’m sorry but this pic the cat sitter took is SENDING ME.
I planned my younger sibling’s bachelorette party and it’s happening this weekend and, yes, I’m emo about it. 🥺
May 23, 2025 at 1:44 PM
I planned my younger sibling’s bachelorette party and it’s happening this weekend and, yes, I’m emo about it. 🥺
It was micro bangs or shaving my head. Sue me.
May 23, 2025 at 1:43 PM
It was micro bangs or shaving my head. Sue me.
And just like with the bird app, I sometimes forget this app exists. Consider this proof of life.
May 23, 2025 at 1:39 PM
And just like with the bird app, I sometimes forget this app exists. Consider this proof of life.
The softest parts of you are the most sacred. ✨
April 8, 2025 at 6:21 PM
The softest parts of you are the most sacred. ✨
I don’t need therapy, I need to sing Tongue Tied by @grouplovemusic.com in a room full of people I love.
March 6, 2025 at 4:37 PM
I don’t need therapy, I need to sing Tongue Tied by @grouplovemusic.com in a room full of people I love.
Does everything make you wanna scream and go feral or is that just me?
February 26, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Does everything make you wanna scream and go feral or is that just me?
If you see me with an angler fish tattoo soon, just know that it’s not because of the viral video. I simply had a dream 2 yrs ago and the prophecy must be fulfilled.
February 20, 2025 at 6:22 PM
If you see me with an angler fish tattoo soon, just know that it’s not because of the viral video. I simply had a dream 2 yrs ago and the prophecy must be fulfilled.
The tarot cards said it, not me.
February 20, 2025 at 6:20 PM
The tarot cards said it, not me.
Feeling like my life is out of control and coping by covering my body in rad tattoos.
February 20, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Feeling like my life is out of control and coping by covering my body in rad tattoos.
Not my tarot cards telling me I’m doing too much 💀
January 27, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Not my tarot cards telling me I’m doing too much 💀
What if I fuck around and finally write my book?
January 27, 2025 at 8:37 PM
What if I fuck around and finally write my book?