Bret
@ofcourses.bsky.social
Gainer, horror enthusiast, baby game dev.
Above all, a big lazy oaf.
Patreon.com/ofcourses
https://linktr.ee/ofcourses
Above all, a big lazy oaf.
Patreon.com/ofcourses
https://linktr.ee/ofcourses
I think my head is getting smaller. 😐
October 29, 2025 at 6:31 PM
I think my head is getting smaller. 😐
Took the kids to the waterpark today. I hung out in the shade all day with my snacks and a book.
August 25, 2025 at 5:35 AM
Took the kids to the waterpark today. I hung out in the shade all day with my snacks and a book.
I went to the gym for the first time in many many years. I feel like the gains are already showing. 😌
August 9, 2025 at 6:47 AM
I went to the gym for the first time in many many years. I feel like the gains are already showing. 😌
Some much needed solo relaxation after the pride festivities. Had a great time and shook my fat ass on the dance floor, for a couple minutes anyway. 💃
August 3, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Some much needed solo relaxation after the pride festivities. Had a great time and shook my fat ass on the dance floor, for a couple minutes anyway. 💃
Just a little 1L 33% cream top up. 😋
July 29, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Just a little 1L 33% cream top up. 😋
Bubba Summer! ☀️
Make room
Make room
July 17, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Bubba Summer! ☀️
Make room
Make room
Manifesting a scruffy little bf to bring me ice cream at the beach and tell me about his day. 🍦 🏖️
July 6, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Manifesting a scruffy little bf to bring me ice cream at the beach and tell me about his day. 🍦 🏖️
Relaxed and stuffed myself with bbq at our picnic until I broke this chair at the end of the night. I guess they don’t make em like they used to. 🤣
June 25, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Relaxed and stuffed myself with bbq at our picnic until I broke this chair at the end of the night. I guess they don’t make em like they used to. 🤣
It’s that kind of a Tummy Tuesday.
June 17, 2025 at 8:42 PM
It’s that kind of a Tummy Tuesday.
My ‘Hedonist’ tattoo appears to be disappearing as my chest gets more ample. Apt I suppose. 😝
May 11, 2025 at 5:45 PM
My ‘Hedonist’ tattoo appears to be disappearing as my chest gets more ample. Apt I suppose. 😝
Some very very VERY fat localizer images from a head CT I had done a few weeks ago. A little shocking to see how big my neck and chins are now. 😜
Fun fact: on the lateral image, the parts that are furthest in front of me are actually my arms. I’m too wide and had to be crammed into the CT scanner.
Fun fact: on the lateral image, the parts that are furthest in front of me are actually my arms. I’m too wide and had to be crammed into the CT scanner.
May 1, 2025 at 8:55 AM
Some very very VERY fat localizer images from a head CT I had done a few weeks ago. A little shocking to see how big my neck and chins are now. 😜
Fun fact: on the lateral image, the parts that are furthest in front of me are actually my arms. I’m too wide and had to be crammed into the CT scanner.
Fun fact: on the lateral image, the parts that are furthest in front of me are actually my arms. I’m too wide and had to be crammed into the CT scanner.
My last post hit a bunch of normie feeds. Got a couple hate comments from it. Little do they know, those comments only make me fatter! Wuahahaha
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April 11, 2025 at 8:20 PM
My last post hit a bunch of normie feeds. Got a couple hate comments from it. Little do they know, those comments only make me fatter! Wuahahaha
🦹♂️
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Been going to the gym secretly for the last 4 years. Finally got those 30 inch arms. Showing off with this *obviously* full size can on my favourite day in April. 😙
April 1, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Been going to the gym secretly for the last 4 years. Finally got those 30 inch arms. Showing off with this *obviously* full size can on my favourite day in April. 😙
Of Tuesdays and tums and Ofcourses.
March 25, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Of Tuesdays and tums and Ofcourses.
So I’ve reached the point in my gaining career where I’ve started getting ads for industrial fryers. 😝
March 15, 2025 at 11:19 PM
So I’ve reached the point in my gaining career where I’ve started getting ads for industrial fryers. 😝
I wrote and narrated a fat boy buffet story last year. I just made it available for free members on my patreon. Y’all should check it out and let me know what you think!
www.patreon.com/posts/121996...
www.patreon.com/posts/121996...
February 11, 2025 at 4:43 AM
I wrote and narrated a fat boy buffet story last year. I just made it available for free members on my patreon. Y’all should check it out and let me know what you think!
www.patreon.com/posts/121996...
www.patreon.com/posts/121996...
I just realized almost all of my posts on here are of me sitting down. I do stand on occasion, I swear. 😅
January 20, 2025 at 9:00 AM
I just realized almost all of my posts on here are of me sitting down. I do stand on occasion, I swear. 😅
Reposted by Bret
Getting some belly rubs in with @ofcourses.bsky.social
January 19, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Getting some belly rubs in with @ofcourses.bsky.social
What my bag of burgers sees when I’m buckling them in and turning on the seat warmer for them. 😌
January 9, 2025 at 6:09 AM
What my bag of burgers sees when I’m buckling them in and turning on the seat warmer for them. 😌
A posting frenzy today before I disappear into the night yet again. 🦇
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Rotating Sandwiches
that's it
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December 18, 2024 at 10:19 PM
A posting frenzy today before I disappear into the night yet again. 🦇
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