Porkazard Is Your Favourite Large Alt
@porkazard.bsky.social
A big large walrus in a super hero costume. Or a short large human in wrestling gear. Very cuddly. He / Him - Fat - Mid 40s - Canada. Check out Bears in Games Neo on YouTube!
Pinned
Rarrs now available in purple.
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Cozy Bear ~
January 26, 2026 at 8:20 PM
Cozy Bear ~
Lemme see
- Yelle x 2
- The Go! Team
- Freezepop
- Aimee Mann
- Rough Trade
- Yelle x 2
- The Go! Team
- Freezepop
- Aimee Mann
- Rough Trade
January 26, 2026 at 12:28 PM
Lemme see
- Yelle x 2
- The Go! Team
- Freezepop
- Aimee Mann
- Rough Trade
- Yelle x 2
- The Go! Team
- Freezepop
- Aimee Mann
- Rough Trade
My buddy took a still of me streaming him my workout
January 26, 2026 at 12:10 PM
My buddy took a still of me streaming him my workout
I didn't post this before because it was too dorky, but now I have reconsidered and believe it is appropriately dorky, plus my quads look banging
January 22, 2026 at 2:18 AM
I didn't post this before because it was too dorky, but now I have reconsidered and believe it is appropriately dorky, plus my quads look banging
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Was checking out Asgard Wrath and you meet him pretty early on. It was pretty incredible looking up at this 9ft tall fucker in VR
January 21, 2026 at 4:02 AM
Was checking out Asgard Wrath and you meet him pretty early on. It was pretty incredible looking up at this 9ft tall fucker in VR
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Yunobo's got yer halloween costume right here, goro (comm done by the supercool @wafflethekodiak.bsky.social )
October 30, 2024 at 1:08 PM
Yunobo's got yer halloween costume right here, goro (comm done by the supercool @wafflethekodiak.bsky.social )
I gave Porky the lil crumbles of honey glaze from the donut I was having and she went wild. She's never been aggro about food like this before.
January 18, 2026 at 2:02 PM
I gave Porky the lil crumbles of honey glaze from the donut I was having and she went wild. She's never been aggro about food like this before.
I know it's not the best idea but I went to the gym stoned and walking to and from the gym high was delightful I was smiling at all the cars and birds nests and how bright venus was
January 18, 2026 at 1:05 AM
I know it's not the best idea but I went to the gym stoned and walking to and from the gym high was delightful I was smiling at all the cars and birds nests and how bright venus was
It was Shouldies day but I'm still breasting boobily
January 17, 2026 at 1:00 PM
It was Shouldies day but I'm still breasting boobily
Hevy is just a workout tracker with flirting
January 17, 2026 at 12:00 PM
Hevy is just a workout tracker with flirting
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You aren’t that short… (Also, can you believe its been almost 10 years?!?)
January 16, 2026 at 6:30 AM
You aren’t that short… (Also, can you believe its been almost 10 years?!?)
Hello. I haven't been taking a lot of spandex pics lately but here's one of me from 2023 that I really like, even if I'm moose knuckling like crazy
January 16, 2026 at 12:59 AM
Hello. I haven't been taking a lot of spandex pics lately but here's one of me from 2023 that I really like, even if I'm moose knuckling like crazy
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Hey, so...my work computer is pretty fuckin toast. If anyone has a spare laptop they don't need anymore, I'm kinda desperate for a replacement. I need this for work, but my work doesn't pay me enough to get a new one, so if I'm honest I don't really know what I'm supposed to do.
January 15, 2026 at 2:28 AM
Hey, so...my work computer is pretty fuckin toast. If anyone has a spare laptop they don't need anymore, I'm kinda desperate for a replacement. I need this for work, but my work doesn't pay me enough to get a new one, so if I'm honest I don't really know what I'm supposed to do.
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Only six years late, here's my review of the Grandia II HD Remaster on Nintendo Switch! There's the voice of a ninja turtle being a Dennis Leary style jerk! Mareg's big bara tiddies! A gay bird! And so much more! youtu.be/2SjtDqRdA_E
Grandia II HD Remaster For Nintendo Switch Review | Can A Dreamcast Classic Make the Switch?
YouTube video by Bears in Games: Neo
youtu.be
January 12, 2026 at 12:19 AM
Only six years late, here's my review of the Grandia II HD Remaster on Nintendo Switch! There's the voice of a ninja turtle being a Dennis Leary style jerk! Mareg's big bara tiddies! A gay bird! And so much more! youtu.be/2SjtDqRdA_E
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My sexuality is mostly flirting with cute guys in the internet and that's okay.
January 7, 2026 at 10:48 PM
My sexuality is mostly flirting with cute guys in the internet and that's okay.
Black on black.
January 7, 2026 at 1:43 PM
Black on black.
Some gloves!
January 7, 2026 at 1:41 PM
Some gloves!
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Happy New Year from me and @porkazard.bsky.social!!
January 1, 2026 at 8:30 AM
Happy New Year from me and @porkazard.bsky.social!!
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12. Senshi. The way i would eat it raw from behind 😭
December 29, 2025 at 12:13 AM
12. Senshi. The way i would eat it raw from behind 😭
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My final painting for 2025. May we all find our solace amidst the storm! 🤍☁️
December 28, 2025 at 7:03 PM
My final painting for 2025. May we all find our solace amidst the storm! 🤍☁️
I'm a lil bit heavier now, but I should try wearing that shirt again.
December 27, 2025 at 9:59 PM
I'm a lil bit heavier now, but I should try wearing that shirt again.
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HIDE YER COOKIES HE COMIN!!!
December 25, 2025 at 11:37 PM
HIDE YER COOKIES HE COMIN!!!
oh, the good times me and that Golden Axe II ad Gillius Thunderhead had in the mid 90s once I discovered that I had a thing for bearded beefy fellas with bulges
December 22, 2025 at 11:53 PM
oh, the good times me and that Golden Axe II ad Gillius Thunderhead had in the mid 90s once I discovered that I had a thing for bearded beefy fellas with bulges