Bret
@ofcourses.bsky.social
Gainer, horror enthusiast, baby game dev.
Above all, a big lazy oaf.
Patreon.com/ofcourses
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Above all, a big lazy oaf.
Patreon.com/ofcourses
https://linktr.ee/ofcourses
Damn, you’re looking so porked up. 🐷
November 12, 2025 at 6:55 AM
Damn, you’re looking so porked up. 🐷
Hmmm, been trying that for a few years now. Doesn’t seem to be working. Maybe I’m not eating… enough?
October 29, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Hmmm, been trying that for a few years now. Doesn’t seem to be working. Maybe I’m not eating… enough?
Hot on your 500lb tail, bubba. 😉
October 29, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Hot on your 500lb tail, bubba. 😉
You’re well on your way. 😋
October 29, 2025 at 7:55 PM
You’re well on your way. 😋
Gainer daddy I suppose. The kids in question were a group of bears for a birthday. 😝
I just felt like a dad, sitting with all the beach stuff while they had fun on the slides.
I just felt like a dad, sitting with all the beach stuff while they had fun on the slides.
August 26, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Gainer daddy I suppose. The kids in question were a group of bears for a birthday. 😝
I just felt like a dad, sitting with all the beach stuff while they had fun on the slides.
I just felt like a dad, sitting with all the beach stuff while they had fun on the slides.
That’s how I do it! Haha
I float just fine on my back and I have a hard time balancing on those inflatable tubes anyway.
I float just fine on my back and I have a hard time balancing on those inflatable tubes anyway.
August 26, 2025 at 12:50 AM
That’s how I do it! Haha
I float just fine on my back and I have a hard time balancing on those inflatable tubes anyway.
I float just fine on my back and I have a hard time balancing on those inflatable tubes anyway.
The Hitchcock Hotel by Stephanie Wrobel. Pretty good so far, my mom got it for me. ☺️
August 26, 2025 at 12:45 AM
The Hitchcock Hotel by Stephanie Wrobel. Pretty good so far, my mom got it for me. ☺️
But, you know, what if you did? That sounds like a really fun day to be honest. Ride some rides, eat plenty of fair food. You’d be a hit. I’m sure you’d get a lot of fun comments too. ☺️
Put yourself on display, indulge in it, be the girthiest hog that you are, both inside and out. 🐷
Put yourself on display, indulge in it, be the girthiest hog that you are, both inside and out. 🐷
August 19, 2025 at 5:44 PM
But, you know, what if you did? That sounds like a really fun day to be honest. Ride some rides, eat plenty of fair food. You’d be a hit. I’m sure you’d get a lot of fun comments too. ☺️
Put yourself on display, indulge in it, be the girthiest hog that you are, both inside and out. 🐷
Put yourself on display, indulge in it, be the girthiest hog that you are, both inside and out. 🐷
Ahhhh omg! You made me so much fatter!!!
I love it, and it makes me hungry! 😋
Also love how generous you were with my very limited chest hair. 😆
I love it, and it makes me hungry! 😋
Also love how generous you were with my very limited chest hair. 😆
August 14, 2025 at 9:09 AM
Ahhhh omg! You made me so much fatter!!!
I love it, and it makes me hungry! 😋
Also love how generous you were with my very limited chest hair. 😆
I love it, and it makes me hungry! 😋
Also love how generous you were with my very limited chest hair. 😆
Good idea, although, I don’t know about @porkchopmcfatpants.bsky.social but these days I can only run metaphorically anyway. 😅
August 12, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Good idea, although, I don’t know about @porkchopmcfatpants.bsky.social but these days I can only run metaphorically anyway. 😅
Gonna give you a run for your money someday. 😘
…maybe
…maybe
August 12, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Gonna give you a run for your money someday. 😘
…maybe
…maybe
These slabs of pure muscle you mean? 🧐
August 12, 2025 at 6:22 PM
These slabs of pure muscle you mean? 🧐
Holy shit, you’re enormous!
🦛 hippo is right.
🦛 hippo is right.
August 11, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Holy shit, you’re enormous!
🦛 hippo is right.
🦛 hippo is right.
An arms (and guts) race.
August 8, 2025 at 6:01 PM
An arms (and guts) race.