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I wish I could make taking care of my plants my full-time job 🌿🌵🌱

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Companies like to make metadata sound innocuous, but it matters more than you might think. Here’s why. ssd.eff.org/module/why-...
Why Communication Metadata Matters
As its name suggests, metadata is data about data. Metadata is used in a variety of contexts, often for cataloging information, like tagging keywords in a video so it’s easy to find later. When it comes to computers, people often first think of "file metadata," which includes details about when...
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September 13, 2025 at 9:00 PM
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An average Web Framework landing page be like
September 1, 2025 at 1:01 PM
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August 25, 2025 at 1:43 AM
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August 22, 2025 at 4:40 PM
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we used to build household shrines to Going On The Computer and it's no coincidence that as we abandoned these we started straying further from god's light
August 22, 2025 at 9:19 AM
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ikea captcha
July 31, 2025 at 5:07 PM
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One of my ultimate comfort #movies.
June 12, 2025 at 12:55 PM
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Systemic protections and guardrails are essential to a functioning society. Nature understands this even if oligarchs don't.
May 28, 2025 at 1:41 PM
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Wer vor Kriminellen zurückweicht übernimmt deren Geschäftsmodell.
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Arschkriecher

Als "global agierendes Unternehmen mit einer starken Präsenz in den USA" müsse man aber auf "externe Veränderungen, etwa auf aktuelle gesetzliche Entwicklungen" reagieren. Dadurch seien Anpassungen im Bereich "Diversity & Inclusion" notwendig
Diversität ist unter US-Präsident Trump ein Unwort: SAP hat nun wohl deshalb seine Frauenquote zurückgenommen
40 Prozent Frauen - das war eines mehrerer Diversitätsziele des Walldorfer Softwarekonzerns SAP. Nun scheint die Quote gekippt. War der Druck der US-Regierung unter Trump zu groß?
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May 11, 2025 at 9:04 PM
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No. He has the chance to do the funniest catholic troll ever. Name himself john. So we can call him Pappa John Pizzabella 🤣
April 22, 2025 at 8:13 PM
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this is the horniest spatula I've ever seen
March 27, 2025 at 3:03 AM
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March 21, 2025 at 3:34 AM
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The best Core. Good morning Blue Sky
March 21, 2025 at 9:31 AM
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March 20, 2025 at 1:50 AM
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Everyone watching The Phantom Menace in 1999:

“Why does this matter? Tarrifs and blockades of trade routes in outer space?”

George Lucas in 2025:
March 20, 2025 at 6:48 PM
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Ahead of Germany’s election, with anti-immigrant sentiment rising, they released viral videos showing life without immigrants.

History proves that when a country starts erasing certain people, it doesn’t end well.
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March 18, 2025 at 11:05 PM
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Ozymandias
March 18, 2025 at 6:20 AM
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March 7, 2025 at 12:35 PM
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“According to the latest calculations from NASA's Jet Propulsion Laboratory, there is a 0.004% chance of the asteroid striking Earth on Dec. 22, 2032”
a man is talking to a woman and saying `` so you 're telling me there 's a chance .
ALT: a man is talking to a woman and saying `` so you 're telling me there 's a chance .
media.tenor.com
March 11, 2025 at 1:25 PM
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off work for today
March 6, 2025 at 9:31 PM
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March 6, 2025 at 2:40 PM
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I will never apologize for a post
March 6, 2025 at 7:17 PM
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old Soviet joke for our times:

Guy stops by the newsstand every day, scans the front page, doesn’t buy the paper. One day the vendor asks what he’s up to.

Guy says: “looking for an obituary.”

Vendor says “those are towards the back of the paper, comrade.”

Guy says: “not the one I’m looking for.”
March 3, 2025 at 12:54 AM
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Omg. So funny
January 25, 2025 at 12:34 AM