Sigur Rósé
@oceanrose.bsky.social
e.g. Artist, dog-liver, and avid reader.
The penis processor is all gunked up again
May 27, 2025 at 12:41 AM
The penis processor is all gunked up again
Ok so if the economy tanks then we still need a DPS and healer to fill out the rest of the squad
March 13, 2025 at 8:18 AM
Ok so if the economy tanks then we still need a DPS and healer to fill out the rest of the squad
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they’re making me suck all the pollutants out of the ocean tomorrow
March 13, 2025 at 2:09 AM
they’re making me suck all the pollutants out of the ocean tomorrow
Just tried having sex with the sex bot I got last week but as soon as we got started she yelled "ACCESSORY NOT SUPPORTED. CONTACT CUSTOMER SUPPORT NUMBER 564JY6"
I know my penis is small but I don't appreciate being mocked and I certainly won't be buying from them in the future
I know my penis is small but I don't appreciate being mocked and I certainly won't be buying from them in the future
February 11, 2025 at 9:37 AM
Just tried having sex with the sex bot I got last week but as soon as we got started she yelled "ACCESSORY NOT SUPPORTED. CONTACT CUSTOMER SUPPORT NUMBER 564JY6"
I know my penis is small but I don't appreciate being mocked and I certainly won't be buying from them in the future
I know my penis is small but I don't appreciate being mocked and I certainly won't be buying from them in the future
My wife left me for my imaginary friend
February 6, 2025 at 7:05 AM
My wife left me for my imaginary friend
Having a severe allergic reaction to the darkness inside my soul
February 6, 2025 at 6:55 AM
Having a severe allergic reaction to the darkness inside my soul
Cracked my phone on my large erection
February 6, 2025 at 6:53 AM
Cracked my phone on my large erection
Does anyone want to play marble ribalds
February 6, 2025 at 6:33 AM
Does anyone want to play marble ribalds
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If I lived in fantasy times I would be drinking potions all the time; I could take or leave the effects I just bet the flavors are fun
February 6, 2025 at 4:35 AM
If I lived in fantasy times I would be drinking potions all the time; I could take or leave the effects I just bet the flavors are fun
Hey shordy let me pick your brain
February 6, 2025 at 6:29 AM
Hey shordy let me pick your brain
I got a wee bit of a headache.
November 29, 2024 at 5:36 PM
I got a wee bit of a headache.
Experiencing Twink death but for jonking my peanus
November 29, 2024 at 5:36 PM
Experiencing Twink death but for jonking my peanus
Meet me in the library. There we are free to discuss world politics and the next cod game away from prying eyes.
November 29, 2024 at 5:35 PM
Meet me in the library. There we are free to discuss world politics and the next cod game away from prying eyes.
I found Granny's no no drawer
November 29, 2024 at 5:34 PM
I found Granny's no no drawer
Mummy says I've been very bad and brought doom upon all the world
November 29, 2024 at 5:33 PM
Mummy says I've been very bad and brought doom upon all the world
I'm a licensed beanstalk appraiser
November 29, 2024 at 5:33 PM
I'm a licensed beanstalk appraiser
Covered in what quite possibly could be goop but the verdicts still out
November 20, 2024 at 4:45 PM
Covered in what quite possibly could be goop but the verdicts still out
What makes a drift Tokyo
November 20, 2024 at 4:44 PM
What makes a drift Tokyo
Pumpkin spice latin
October 13, 2024 at 3:02 PM
Pumpkin spice latin
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I hope you get help. I hope it kills you
February 16, 2024 at 6:00 AM
I hope you get help. I hope it kills you
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Has humanity invented technical marvels yet?
February 16, 2024 at 2:04 AM
Has humanity invented technical marvels yet?
One of most common side effects from taking meth is that you're on meth
February 15, 2024 at 2:08 AM
One of most common side effects from taking meth is that you're on meth