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Hagatha Crusty
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Crusty Hag
Woke up to a video message from a friend who was spiraling on ketamine at 4am and decided to make a puppet show about their feelings.

Check on your people, they're struggling, and possibly in beautiful ways you want to be a part of.
January 17, 2026 at 6:41 PM
Saw an interview with the director and basically he's fascinated with people who are single-mindedly obsessed with dumb shit, and will do anything to be the best at said dumb shit.
I haven't seen the movie yet, so can't comment further.
January 17, 2026 at 5:13 PM
January 17, 2026 at 3:28 AM
Dump'em out for God and country.
came back to bsky to share some advice from a medieval French courtesy manual:

"If you have a beautiful chest and a beautiful neck do not cover them up but your dress should be low cut so that everyone can gaze and gape after them".
January 16, 2026 at 2:29 PM
Refusing to remove my emotional support pillow from the bed. No, i don't have a specific use for it, but I'm not going to rob myself of the options third pillow offers.
January 16, 2026 at 7:22 AM
I think I'm in the top percentile of drawing cartoon dicks.
Artists, I think we're all too comfortable sharing our imposter syndrome.

I would love to see you step out of your comfort zone and confidently state what you think you're actually really good at.

No self deprecation, just what you think you're the strongest at

Is anyone brave eniough? 👀
January 15, 2026 at 5:17 PM
Flashbacks to teargas Tuesday. Solidarity with Minne-Minni, flood the streets and keep givin'em hell.
January 15, 2026 at 8:01 AM
All my battle coins gone
January 15, 2026 at 5:45 AM
Higher taste has so many good Vegan options. Their vegan breakfast burritos were my all time favorite when i lived in PDX
January 15, 2026 at 12:05 AM
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it's the big day
January 14, 2026 at 11:16 PM
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One thing you will never think after reading a great book or listening to a great album or seeing a great piece of art is, “I’m really glad this person remained cautious while they were making this and guarded against being perceived as weird.”
December 13, 2025 at 7:29 AM
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This zombie hand (not yet painted) is my new favorite hand I've ever made. I've made maybe ten sets of hands over the years for various projects. I really enjoy making them, I get a little better at it every time, I figure out new little tricks that help most times; it's nice, it makes me happy.
January 14, 2026 at 7:44 PM
Go to life drawing, art can be a solitary endeavor and it's good to be around other people creating. Plus the structure will keep you grounded.
ARTISTS: quote with some random art advice!!
January 12, 2026 at 4:18 AM
Without escalation they go on committing horrendous acts of violence against migrants and no one cares. Those with privilege need to throw their bodies on the gears because the machine shouldn't run smoothly.
Escalation works, and has a cost. Your cowardice is noted though.
January 12, 2026 at 1:28 AM
Can personally confirm.
January 11, 2026 at 10:21 PM
"There's so little of you. Most things aren't you! There's so much that exists, and you're barely any of it" -me giving my chihuahua mix a complex.
January 11, 2026 at 4:59 PM
See a hydrant, post a hydrant
January 10, 2026 at 4:25 AM
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this is exactly why we need stronger tenant protections
January 10, 2026 at 2:02 AM
Jerry no
January 9, 2026 at 11:29 PM
It's actually good everyone posts that way, as it provides cover for the silent heroes doing the actual work. I hope I have a file and surveillance watching me fill my slanket full of farts. It's called being a brave hero.
a lot of you post as though you’re very confident that the FBI will never read what you’re writing
January 9, 2026 at 7:32 PM
Hahaha.... HAHAHAHHAHA
January 9, 2026 at 7:16 PM
Is this fed posting, fuck dude who cares. It's fine to have opinions and mine is that some people need their asses beat down, by whatever means necessary.
January 9, 2026 at 7:15 PM
Been sitting with it for a few days, and haven't scrutinized videos or whatever, but people should be running ice over with their cars. They're stealing our neighbors. You should run over people who steal your neighbors. This is ok to do.
January 9, 2026 at 7:10 PM
Why is you post haunted?
January 9, 2026 at 6:45 PM
IDK, I think they nailed it
January 9, 2026 at 5:28 PM