obliojoe
@obliojoe.bsky.social
Singer, guitarer, songwriter, programmer. Founder of Submittable. Founder of Frosting. Detroit Lions - One Pride!
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Yeah my job is pretty cool. My uniform is a tactical vest that’s two sizes too small and a gaiter I bought in a gas station. They send me to sneak into schools to kidnap little kids because people got mad about having to press 1 for English. The president had to warn everyone to stop spitting on me.
June 10, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Yeah my job is pretty cool. My uniform is a tactical vest that’s two sizes too small and a gaiter I bought in a gas station. They send me to sneak into schools to kidnap little kids because people got mad about having to press 1 for English. The president had to warn everyone to stop spitting on me.
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there are four teams (bills, ravens, lions, vikings) who are really good, really entertaining, have very compelling narratives, and would be exceptionally satisfying to see as super bowl champs. if the chiefs threepeat it will be more annoying and loathsome than anything the patriots ever did
December 30, 2024 at 3:06 PM
there are four teams (bills, ravens, lions, vikings) who are really good, really entertaining, have very compelling narratives, and would be exceptionally satisfying to see as super bowl champs. if the chiefs threepeat it will be more annoying and loathsome than anything the patriots ever did
I built a free web app for NFL fans to see who they should root against in upcoming games (based upon the outcomes of 100,000 simulations). It's early and still hammering out the methodology, but it's kinda fun. #NFL
whoshouldlose.com
whoshouldlose.com
Who Should Lose - NFL Playoff Race Analyzer
Find out which teams need to lose to help your NFL team make the playoffs. Updated playoff odds, division race probabilities, and AI-powered game impact analysis.
www.whoshouldlose.com
December 8, 2024 at 6:29 PM
I built a free web app for NFL fans to see who they should root against in upcoming games (based upon the outcomes of 100,000 simulations). It's early and still hammering out the methodology, but it's kinda fun. #NFL
whoshouldlose.com
whoshouldlose.com
For my first post here I will tell you my favorite joke.
How do you catch a polar bear?
You cut a hole in the ice and put some peas next to it. When it goes to take a pea, kick it in the ice hole.
How do you catch a polar bear?
You cut a hole in the ice and put some peas next to it. When it goes to take a pea, kick it in the ice hole.
November 19, 2024 at 2:30 PM
For my first post here I will tell you my favorite joke.
How do you catch a polar bear?
You cut a hole in the ice and put some peas next to it. When it goes to take a pea, kick it in the ice hole.
How do you catch a polar bear?
You cut a hole in the ice and put some peas next to it. When it goes to take a pea, kick it in the ice hole.