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Steve
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kentucky fried fully automated luxury millennial dirtbag urbanist democratic market sewer socialism with hutt valley characteristics
I guess Vegas would frown pretty heavily on me having a bunch of jokers when I play poker
Confess your crimes to me
January 17, 2025 at 12:43 AM
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Live your life so that when you die, some joyless schmuck is annoyed that his entire social media feed is a wall of people's posts talking about how much you and your work meant to them
January 17, 2025 at 12:19 AM
"this isn't my first rodeo"

- guy on only his second rodeo with loads still to learn
November 26, 2024 at 11:01 AM
people talk about the pros and cons of daylight savings time like it's a deadly serious and respectable policy proposal but I oppose it on much more basic grounds: it's just a fundamentally silly idea not worthy of respect
November 15, 2024 at 4:11 AM
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Magic trick where a pregnant lady picks a card and when she delivers the baby several months later it comes out holding it
November 15, 2024 at 4:08 AM
Man, imagine how embarrassing it would be if you were the guy driving the city works contractor tractor for mowing the playing fields and you get caught up in one of those tractor convoys and everyone thinks you're one of them
October 3, 2023 at 8:05 PM
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this haunted french breakfast place is giving me the crepes
September 23, 2023 at 5:56 PM
Blessing your timeline with New Zealand's greatest road sign
September 22, 2023 at 9:47 PM
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Your timeline has been blessed with accurate maps of the Hutt
September 22, 2023 at 4:53 AM
Sometimes I think maybe our accent is a bit ridiculous as I just had to ask several times in a conversation "wait, are you asking me or telling me"
September 20, 2023 at 9:52 PM
The journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step, then a few more steps, then you get in the cab to the airport
September 19, 2023 at 10:20 PM
Haven't really used the site yet but going to experiment with crossposting the hits from Twitter
September 19, 2023 at 11:25 AM
Plea-bargained down to manslaughter on the dance floor
September 19, 2023 at 11:14 AM
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Tuzla Bank, Bosnia & Herzegovina /r/brutalism
September 14, 2023 at 11:03 AM
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Villa Sarabhai in Ahmedabad, India by Le Corbusier, (1955) /r/brutalism
September 14, 2023 at 8:03 PM
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Gf asked me to explain the difference between Roman Empire and republic. Most men only dream of a moment like this
September 18, 2023 at 7:11 PM
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when movies get deleted for tax reasons, they should legally become public domain. people should be allowed to upload it anywhere they want. that's the tradeoff you make if you wanna delete your own movie released this year for a few extra bucks, and i think it's fair
July 4, 2023 at 10:23 PM
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Apes got too woke
July 5, 2023 at 1:02 AM
Alright where my hogs at and where my earnest peeps at?
July 3, 2023 at 9:10 AM
Prepare for disappointment
July 3, 2023 at 9:02 AM