nyxchievous
@nyxchievous.bsky.social
Smut slut, fan girl, brat, delicious deviant. 😈
🌶️ content curator & creator.
📍33F • CO, USA
18+ only MDNI
https://nyxchievous.carrd.co/
🌶️ content curator & creator.
📍33F • CO, USA
18+ only MDNI
https://nyxchievous.carrd.co/
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nyxchievous
@nyxchievous.bsky.social
· Dec 29
So, I spent way too much time making this, but I had fun, and that's what counts, right?
Here it is, my 2024 In Smut. 🌶️
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Here it is, my 2024 In Smut. 🌶️
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guys, turns out, I regret it
"I mean, there are two days in a weekend... it's probably fine to take Saturday for being lazy and just do everything I need to get done on Sunday" - my procrastinating, reward-seeking, ADHD brain
November 19, 2025 at 4:00 AM
guys, turns out, I regret it
The President of the US snaps "Quiet, piggy" at reporter asking about the Epstein files
In other playground news, grand jury determines man charged with throwing a sub sandwich at a CPBE agent is not guilty of felony assault
I must also assume The Onion will be filing for bankruptcy any day now
In other playground news, grand jury determines man charged with throwing a sub sandwich at a CPBE agent is not guilty of felony assault
I must also assume The Onion will be filing for bankruptcy any day now
November 19, 2025 at 3:43 AM
The President of the US snaps "Quiet, piggy" at reporter asking about the Epstein files
In other playground news, grand jury determines man charged with throwing a sub sandwich at a CPBE agent is not guilty of felony assault
I must also assume The Onion will be filing for bankruptcy any day now
In other playground news, grand jury determines man charged with throwing a sub sandwich at a CPBE agent is not guilty of felony assault
I must also assume The Onion will be filing for bankruptcy any day now
*gulp* *loins a-stirrin'*
So, does this look really good or am I just a deeply single and touch-starved hopeless romantic?
Both? Yeah, probably both. 🫠
So, does this look really good or am I just a deeply single and touch-starved hopeless romantic?
Both? Yeah, probably both. 🫠
"Wuthering Heights" | Official Trailer
YouTube video by Warner Bros.
youtu.be
November 15, 2025 at 8:39 PM
*gulp* *loins a-stirrin'*
So, does this look really good or am I just a deeply single and touch-starved hopeless romantic?
Both? Yeah, probably both. 🫠
So, does this look really good or am I just a deeply single and touch-starved hopeless romantic?
Both? Yeah, probably both. 🫠
Okay, Liam... I'm listening...
November 15, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Okay, Liam... I'm listening...
Childhood: Saturday morning cartoons
Adulthood: Saturday morning Smosh Reddit Stories
Adulthood: Saturday morning Smosh Reddit Stories
November 15, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Childhood: Saturday morning cartoons
Adulthood: Saturday morning Smosh Reddit Stories
Adulthood: Saturday morning Smosh Reddit Stories
Peloton, I promise you're barking up the wrong tree with these YouTube ads
November 15, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Peloton, I promise you're barking up the wrong tree with these YouTube ads
"I mean, there are two days in a weekend... it's probably fine to take Saturday for being lazy and just do everything I need to get done on Sunday" - my procrastinating, reward-seeking, ADHD brain
November 15, 2025 at 6:44 PM
"I mean, there are two days in a weekend... it's probably fine to take Saturday for being lazy and just do everything I need to get done on Sunday" - my procrastinating, reward-seeking, ADHD brain
At the end of the day, this is it—literally all I'm looking for
All i want is for you to see me and instantly relax because you feel safe and at peace in my space.
November 15, 2025 at 6:26 PM
At the end of the day, this is it—literally all I'm looking for
Reposted by nyxchievous
Yup that's me, a hopeless romantic at heart
November 14, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Yup that's me, a hopeless romantic at heart
just a few of my mundane red flags 🚩
- actually likes Mountain Dew
- actually likes Arby's
- definitely does not wash water bottle frequently enough
- incapable of entertaining more than one hobby at a time
- hardcore alarm snoozer
- chronic oversharer
- not passive aggressive, just aggressive
- actually likes Mountain Dew
- actually likes Arby's
- definitely does not wash water bottle frequently enough
- incapable of entertaining more than one hobby at a time
- hardcore alarm snoozer
- chronic oversharer
- not passive aggressive, just aggressive
November 14, 2025 at 4:36 AM
just a few of my mundane red flags 🚩
- actually likes Mountain Dew
- actually likes Arby's
- definitely does not wash water bottle frequently enough
- incapable of entertaining more than one hobby at a time
- hardcore alarm snoozer
- chronic oversharer
- not passive aggressive, just aggressive
- actually likes Mountain Dew
- actually likes Arby's
- definitely does not wash water bottle frequently enough
- incapable of entertaining more than one hobby at a time
- hardcore alarm snoozer
- chronic oversharer
- not passive aggressive, just aggressive
As expected, the new Ashnikko album slaps. 💙
Tickets to her Denver concert in March: purchased.
Tickets to her Denver concert in March: purchased.
Ashnikko - Skin Cleared (Official Visualiser)
YouTube video by Ashnikko
www.youtube.com
November 13, 2025 at 4:29 PM
As expected, the new Ashnikko album slaps. 💙
Tickets to her Denver concert in March: purchased.
Tickets to her Denver concert in March: purchased.
The plus sized girly is far more accurate for me, too 😘
November 13, 2025 at 8:24 AM
The plus sized girly is far more accurate for me, too 😘
Really feels like a lot of Christians in the US need another reminder that neither Jesus nor God wrote the Bible. It's a collection of writings from a span of ~1,500 years it's been edited and translated endlessly over the last 2,000 or so years by human men with ✨agendas✨
November 12, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Really feels like a lot of Christians in the US need another reminder that neither Jesus nor God wrote the Bible. It's a collection of writings from a span of ~1,500 years it's been edited and translated endlessly over the last 2,000 or so years by human men with ✨agendas✨
This is the kind of nerd shit I live for
It's really funny how much sci-fi stuff is running on outdated assumptions that have entered the fabric of what is assumed to be true and no one ever bothers to check if scientists still think that
"Planets are rare"
Most stars have planets
"Liquid water is rare"
It's super common, actually
"Planets are rare"
Most stars have planets
"Liquid water is rare"
It's super common, actually
November 6, 2025 at 5:55 PM
This is the kind of nerd shit I live for
So, the more I learn, the more I realize how much everything I do in life is just desperately seeking dopamine
November 6, 2025 at 5:53 PM
So, the more I learn, the more I realize how much everything I do in life is just desperately seeking dopamine
Old enough to remember when my call log wasn't 95% unanswered calls from unknown numbers
October 15, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Old enough to remember when my call log wasn't 95% unanswered calls from unknown numbers
Artsy tots for Tues
October 15, 2025 at 4:55 AM
Artsy tots for Tues
Seeing an influx of posts (on other platforms) about how romance novels and smut are "the same as" or "just as bad as" video porn...
*literally no.* In no universe does a fictional, written story have the same ethical concerns as the traditional porn industry.
*literally no.* In no universe does a fictional, written story have the same ethical concerns as the traditional porn industry.
a woman sitting in a library with a book that says " that is stupid "
ALT: a woman sitting in a library with a book that says " that is stupid "
media.tenor.com
October 14, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Seeing an influx of posts (on other platforms) about how romance novels and smut are "the same as" or "just as bad as" video porn...
*literally no.* In no universe does a fictional, written story have the same ethical concerns as the traditional porn industry.
*literally no.* In no universe does a fictional, written story have the same ethical concerns as the traditional porn industry.
Monday: Ran the coffee machine without putting grounds in it. Got a cup of caramel syrup, half & half, and hot water. Dumped it, ran it again, then realized halfway to my destination that I'd left it outside on the fence post of my patio because my hands were too full to open the gate.
October 13, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Monday: Ran the coffee machine without putting grounds in it. Got a cup of caramel syrup, half & half, and hot water. Dumped it, ran it again, then realized halfway to my destination that I'd left it outside on the fence post of my patio because my hands were too full to open the gate.
dude, I just found out that scorpions, ticks, and mites are arachnids, and while it makes sense, my mind also feels kind of blown
October 12, 2025 at 12:34 AM
dude, I just found out that scorpions, ticks, and mites are arachnids, and while it makes sense, my mind also feels kind of blown
sorry, I have plans. It's #spookylakemonth
October 10, 2025 at 7:37 PM
sorry, I have plans. It's #spookylakemonth
I hoped the US entering the (latest) "found out" stage would be more effective but I've overestimated the MAGAts once again
October 7, 2025 at 11:28 PM
I hoped the US entering the (latest) "found out" stage would be more effective but I've overestimated the MAGAts once again
Finally watching Outlander and whilst there are many things I enjoy, listening to Scots say whore is at the top of the list
October 7, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Finally watching Outlander and whilst there are many things I enjoy, listening to Scots say whore is at the top of the list
*clenches thighs*
September 30, 2025 at 5:05 AM
*clenches thighs*