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i'm going to fucking see acid bath next year! holy fucking shit i never thought i'd ever have the chance to do that. i'm unreasonably excited for a monday night fuck me
October 27, 2025 at 10:01 PM
i'm going to fucking see acid bath next year! holy fucking shit i never thought i'd ever have the chance to do that. i'm unreasonably excited for a monday night fuck me
all i do is post about scran, i've eaten my own body weight in chicken wings today and it was fuckin incredible. converted several anti-wing friends to the glory of weird variations on buffalo wings, crunchy bbq wings and absolutely out-there sauces
October 18, 2025 at 7:16 PM
all i do is post about scran, i've eaten my own body weight in chicken wings today and it was fuckin incredible. converted several anti-wing friends to the glory of weird variations on buffalo wings, crunchy bbq wings and absolutely out-there sauces
September 10, 2025 at 9:02 PM
watched for nearly 4 hours and didn't even hear trump do his bit, i bet he was so fucking mad. i hope he dies in a way that causes him immense suffering but i'll miss the glory years of relentless sundowning rallies
watching diamond's funeral again, i think it's possibly one of the funniest things ever broadcast, everyone should have this in their life at least once
August 25, 2025 at 9:22 PM
watched for nearly 4 hours and didn't even hear trump do his bit, i bet he was so fucking mad. i hope he dies in a way that causes him immense suffering but i'll miss the glory years of relentless sundowning rallies
watching diamond's funeral again, i think it's possibly one of the funniest things ever broadcast, everyone should have this in their life at least once
August 24, 2025 at 10:15 PM
watching diamond's funeral again, i think it's possibly one of the funniest things ever broadcast, everyone should have this in their life at least once
one day bsky will let me post beautifully alt-texted pics of the incredible food i get at my favourite chinese restaurant, but until then, you'll have to take my word about how fuckin good those cuttlefish cakes were
August 16, 2025 at 11:11 PM
one day bsky will let me post beautifully alt-texted pics of the incredible food i get at my favourite chinese restaurant, but until then, you'll have to take my word about how fuckin good those cuttlefish cakes were
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unpopular opinion: the best thing young people can do MDMA
July 31, 2025 at 2:12 PM
unpopular opinion: the best thing young people can do MDMA
met mads mikkelson last night, what a chill dude
July 30, 2025 at 7:11 PM
met mads mikkelson last night, what a chill dude
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living by uncle warren's words and enjoying every sandwich
June 14, 2025 at 5:53 PM
living by uncle warren's words and enjoying every sandwich
anyone who's said the art of posting is dead is so wrong
June 13, 2025 at 8:29 PM
anyone who's said the art of posting is dead is so wrong
i forgot about big sandwich we ate
May 24, 2025 at 12:43 PM
i forgot about big sandwich we ate
Incredible investigative journalism being done here
THE CUSTODY OF DOMINIK MYSTERIO: A special investigation
In 2005, Rey Mysterio and Eddie Guerrero wrestled at Summerslam with an unusual stipulation - winner gets custody of Rey's young son Dominik. This was weird at the time and has long since escaped the boundaries of wrestling twitter as a meme
In 2005, Rey Mysterio and Eddie Guerrero wrestled at Summerslam with an unusual stipulation - winner gets custody of Rey's young son Dominik. This was weird at the time and has long since escaped the boundaries of wrestling twitter as a meme
April 25, 2025 at 9:04 AM
Incredible investigative journalism being done here
i can hear a woodpecker outside and it makes me wonder... if i could bash my head against a wall that quickly, would it cure me of my sins?
March 19, 2025 at 8:24 AM
i can hear a woodpecker outside and it makes me wonder... if i could bash my head against a wall that quickly, would it cure me of my sins?
eating borger
February 22, 2025 at 1:43 PM
eating borger
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hey there delilah what’s it like in piss poop pee pee
June 10, 2024 at 8:27 PM
hey there delilah what’s it like in piss poop pee pee
Finishing off the festive tipple for the new year, goes great with Dolly's prosecco
December 31, 2024 at 8:29 PM
Finishing off the festive tipple for the new year, goes great with Dolly's prosecco
big sarnie sunday for the boys and girls, with some marmite glazed fried gnocchi on the side. now to lay face down on the floor and await the sweet embrace of death (or the start of the darts)
December 15, 2024 at 3:11 PM
big sarnie sunday for the boys and girls, with some marmite glazed fried gnocchi on the side. now to lay face down on the floor and await the sweet embrace of death (or the start of the darts)
i just ate so much fuckin steak tartar and ham hock and drank so much vodka is this how polish people feel all the time
December 13, 2024 at 10:22 PM
i just ate so much fuckin steak tartar and ham hock and drank so much vodka is this how polish people feel all the time
Do Vault City just make the best fuckin beers at the moment? These sours are incredible, this shit should not be 8% it's too good.
November 22, 2024 at 8:03 PM
Do Vault City just make the best fuckin beers at the moment? These sours are incredible, this shit should not be 8% it's too good.
wow i really wish the ghostface killah gig i was at tonight was anywhere near as good as the other gigs i've been to this month
November 20, 2024 at 11:34 PM
wow i really wish the ghostface killah gig i was at tonight was anywhere near as good as the other gigs i've been to this month
today i went to the pub and at the pub there was a huge fuckin pumpkin and i paid to guess how much the pumpkin weighs (in pounds) and boy howdy i either don't know how heavy a pound is or im winning a juicy beer hamper, no fuckin way that thing weighs 300lbs you insane old bags
October 8, 2023 at 10:00 PM
today i went to the pub and at the pub there was a huge fuckin pumpkin and i paid to guess how much the pumpkin weighs (in pounds) and boy howdy i either don't know how heavy a pound is or im winning a juicy beer hamper, no fuckin way that thing weighs 300lbs you insane old bags