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𓅱 disgruntled employee at the cracker factory
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jazz snob eat shit
shout out to the crispy chilli oil wings that numbed the uninitiated, the roquefort blue cheese ranch buffalo, and the gochujang and yuzu
October 18, 2025 at 7:18 PM
venting prevents explosion
September 22, 2025 at 2:23 PM
it'll do the trick nicely, nobody will freak out about getting a cold can to sup
September 15, 2025 at 12:06 PM
waaaah waaaah waaaah some commie told me to stop saying nazi shit online im gonna go shoot up a supermarket about it
September 12, 2025 at 6:23 PM
we love u julia
September 12, 2025 at 5:51 PM
trump is sat on the stage for so long and he's nowhere near starting his speech at this point
August 24, 2025 at 11:38 PM
you to can buy a ceremonial mike pillow for the low price of fourteen dollars and eighty eight cents and that will buy me another rock or two of crack
August 24, 2025 at 10:50 PM
you can see why the don't wheel lara very often but you don't need any talent for a spot in this roster
August 24, 2025 at 10:47 PM
you say you're very good at writing speeches but i don't think that's true, also what is going in with those extensions/highlights they are truly fucked up
August 24, 2025 at 10:38 PM
time to blow the mic screaming trump's name at this very respectful celebration of the life of diamond and then fake cry
August 24, 2025 at 10:35 PM
i piss em all the maga days

they make trump sit there for so long before he can do his rally he's got no idea what's going on. mark robinson is writing a nudeafrica post about this in his head instead of paying attention
August 24, 2025 at 10:33 PM
i piss em today
i piss em every day
i piss em tonight
August 24, 2025 at 10:28 PM
diamond had a boyfriend DONALD J TRUMP
August 24, 2025 at 10:25 PM
mark robinson is there - one of the funniest trump cronies ever, pioneering neurosurgeon ben carson calls in rambling incoherently and can't figure out how to hang up the video call
August 24, 2025 at 10:22 PM
playing the same diamond and silk bit about megyn kelly twice at a million decibels, the microphones blowing out again even more than you thought was possible
August 24, 2025 at 10:18 PM
weird church choir led by a guy with a quarter octave range, waylon jenning's grandson's cousin, microphones being blown out left right and centre
August 24, 2025 at 10:17 PM
oh did i forget to turn on my vpn and they were too juicy for tv without showing my face
August 16, 2025 at 11:16 PM
i don't know what i'm doing wrong, why is big sandwich good but shanghai style juicy pork buns verboten?
August 16, 2025 at 11:14 PM
An all time classic
August 1, 2025 at 7:05 AM