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Esther did that to her hair to distract the Orlando players, possibly give them psychic damage, all to help her team win.
November 16, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Esther did that to her hair to distract the Orlando players, possibly give them psychic damage, all to help her team win.
What if we kissed at Rowdy Audi?
November 15, 2025 at 6:40 PM
What if we kissed at Rowdy Audi?
If the northern lights flash yellow the most tonight, the Spirit will win the championship. If they are purple, Orlando will win. If they are Blue, Gotham will be champions. If they are pink, Portland will win. The magnetic field decides!
November 12, 2025 at 6:13 PM
If the northern lights flash yellow the most tonight, the Spirit will win the championship. If they are purple, Orlando will win. If they are Blue, Gotham will be champions. If they are pink, Portland will win. The magnetic field decides!
Sometimes when you're an average fan and your fav team misses playoffs, you often do much better picking mvp, best xi, etc., but in some cases, that doesn't happen
November 11, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Sometimes when you're an average fan and your fav team misses playoffs, you often do much better picking mvp, best xi, etc., but in some cases, that doesn't happen
Thinking vlatko should get coach of the year is a good thought for anyone who is just getting into thinking
November 10, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Thinking vlatko should get coach of the year is a good thought for anyone who is just getting into thinking
NWSL invented a time dilation machine so they can have more extra time
November 9, 2025 at 10:34 PM
NWSL invented a time dilation machine so they can have more extra time
liz eddy would be so mad about this statement if she knew how to read
November 4, 2025 at 11:37 PM
liz eddy would be so mad about this statement if she knew how to read
Tune in on Friday to watch @racingloufc.com travel back in time to 1871 to battle the great Chicago fire.
October 9, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Tune in on Friday to watch @racingloufc.com travel back in time to 1871 to battle the great Chicago fire.
Putting nwsl games on cbs sports network is the leagues preferred way of dealing psychic damage to fans
October 7, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Putting nwsl games on cbs sports network is the leagues preferred way of dealing psychic damage to fans
To celebrate the most haunted season - NWSL will be turning off the lights all matches this weekend and putting glow sticks in the ball.
September 26, 2025 at 7:36 PM
To celebrate the most haunted season - NWSL will be turning off the lights all matches this weekend and putting glow sticks in the ball.
@kansascitycurrent.bsky.social is the most popular NWSL team in Antarctica, Siberia, and Greenland.
September 19, 2025 at 11:41 PM
@kansascitycurrent.bsky.social is the most popular NWSL team in Antarctica, Siberia, and Greenland.
I pledge to do my part to increase woso social media interaction metrics by making rage bait "team of the week" posts
September 17, 2025 at 11:45 PM
I pledge to do my part to increase woso social media interaction metrics by making rage bait "team of the week" posts
Chicago Stars are doing so well at their new stadium because they ran a giant straw from the lake to the bench so everyone can get hydrated with fresh lake water. Who knew that's all they were missing! #nwsl
September 7, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Chicago Stars are doing so well at their new stadium because they ran a giant straw from the lake to the bench so everyone can get hydrated with fresh lake water. Who knew that's all they were missing! #nwsl
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if the cowboys and eagles don’t get out there and play they’re gonna get fined by jessica berman
September 5, 2025 at 3:06 AM
if the cowboys and eagles don’t get out there and play they’re gonna get fined by jessica berman
The secret to keeping players happy is to feed them frosted mini wheats for every meal, and clearly angel city fc is failing at that.
September 4, 2025 at 6:41 PM
The secret to keeping players happy is to feed them frosted mini wheats for every meal, and clearly angel city fc is failing at that.
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Hard to believe the team that sold NFTs got scammed.
NEWS: Chelsea have reached a verbal agreement with Angel City to sign United States international Alyssa Thompson, sources tell The Athletic.
The Women's Super League club will pay just under £1 million for Thompson, who has already agreed a five-year contract.
www.nytimes.com/athletic/659...
The Women's Super League club will pay just under £1 million for Thompson, who has already agreed a five-year contract.
www.nytimes.com/athletic/659...
September 4, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Hard to believe the team that sold NFTs got scammed.
@bayfc.com broke the attendance record because they made hundreds of lines of candy throughout San Francisco that led to the field #nwsl
August 24, 2025 at 4:02 AM
@bayfc.com broke the attendance record because they made hundreds of lines of candy throughout San Francisco that led to the field #nwsl
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Chicago is like a sleeper cell that only gets activated when the other team has scored 3 goals
August 23, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Chicago is like a sleeper cell that only gets activated when the other team has scored 3 goals
Sorry we stuck Chicago Stars into a perpetual never-ending time loop that is always doomed to result in tragedy. Sorry we stuck Chicago Stars into a perpetual never-ending time loop that is always doomed to result in tragedy. Sorry we stu
August 19, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Sorry we stuck Chicago Stars into a perpetual never-ending time loop that is always doomed to result in tragedy. Sorry we stuck Chicago Stars into a perpetual never-ending time loop that is always doomed to result in tragedy. Sorry we stu
No one could have predicted it being hot in Kansas City in August.
August 16, 2025 at 8:37 PM
No one could have predicted it being hot in Kansas City in August.
I showed ChatGPT a picture of going to a Friday night NWSL game with a hazy IPA and it killed itself knowing it’ll never know this joy.
August 8, 2025 at 11:44 PM
I showed ChatGPT a picture of going to a Friday night NWSL game with a hazy IPA and it killed itself knowing it’ll never know this joy.
today i closed my eyes and rammed a hallmark gift shop with my shitty bronco. when they asked me why I did it, I said "A Multi dude of factors"
August 7, 2025 at 8:29 PM
today i closed my eyes and rammed a hallmark gift shop with my shitty bronco. when they asked me why I did it, I said "A Multi dude of factors"
Want to feel old? This is what the challenge cup playground looks like now.
July 23, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Want to feel old? This is what the challenge cup playground looks like now.