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today is the first time since 1988 that the united states is not observing world AIDS day
in fact, per STAT, the state department has forbidden federal employees AND GRANTEES to not utilize any funding to promote or commemorate this day
in fact, per STAT, the state department has forbidden federal employees AND GRANTEES to not utilize any funding to promote or commemorate this day
December 1, 2025 at 2:37 PM
today is the first time since 1988 that the united states is not observing world AIDS day
in fact, per STAT, the state department has forbidden federal employees AND GRANTEES to not utilize any funding to promote or commemorate this day
in fact, per STAT, the state department has forbidden federal employees AND GRANTEES to not utilize any funding to promote or commemorate this day
I need a thanksgiving detox
November 30, 2025 at 4:19 AM
I need a thanksgiving detox
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when a comediän jaçks-œff in front of women nònconsensűally
When a cancelled performer reënters the culture, we expect them to offer us a great work, channelling their newfound clarity into the finest art they’ve ever made. With his new comedy show and début novel, has Louis C.K. met the bar?
www.newyorker.com/culture/crit...
www.newyorker.com/culture/crit...
Louis C.K.’s Next Chapter
In a new standup special, and a début novel, the comedian navigates murky, post-#MeToo terrain: not quite exiled, not quite welcomed back.
www.newyorker.com
November 29, 2025 at 7:43 PM
when a comediän jaçks-œff in front of women nònconsensűally
The act of pouring bubble bath in a bathtub
November 27, 2025 at 3:42 AM
The act of pouring bubble bath in a bathtub
Every time I think “oh my dad wants to talk baseball, okay cool” it ends in a mansplain
November 2, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Every time I think “oh my dad wants to talk baseball, okay cool” it ends in a mansplain
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I still cannot believe this shit. I cannot focus. I see them celebrating and it doesn't feel real.
November 2, 2025 at 4:42 AM
I still cannot believe this shit. I cannot focus. I see them celebrating and it doesn't feel real.
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How did they win?
HOW
LMAO
HOW
LMAO
November 2, 2025 at 4:42 AM
How did they win?
HOW
LMAO
HOW
LMAO
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wish u were here 💙
November 2, 2025 at 4:37 AM
wish u were here 💙
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Game-tying home runs to tie a game in the 9th inning of World Series Game 7:
Miguel Rojas tonight
End of list!
Miguel Rojas tonight
End of list!
November 2, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Game-tying home runs to tie a game in the 9th inning of World Series Game 7:
Miguel Rojas tonight
End of list!
Miguel Rojas tonight
End of list!
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I’m still trying to comprehend how they even won that series
November 2, 2025 at 7:46 AM
I’m still trying to comprehend how they even won that series
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If you see me like this, don't help me, I'm right where I want to be.
November 2, 2025 at 1:33 PM
If you see me like this, don't help me, I'm right where I want to be.
My longtime ups guy has gotten increasingly more flirty and I hate it 😖
October 24, 2025 at 3:57 PM
My longtime ups guy has gotten increasingly more flirty and I hate it 😖
I told this gal she smelled good and she said I love your socks, your smile, and your nose
October 12, 2025 at 12:57 AM
I told this gal she smelled good and she said I love your socks, your smile, and your nose
An acquaintance that had only seen me at the free concerts downtown has now seen me a greens show and I think she’s in love idk
September 27, 2025 at 4:48 AM
An acquaintance that had only seen me at the free concerts downtown has now seen me a greens show and I think she’s in love idk
What is that charm jason bateman has
September 23, 2025 at 2:02 AM
What is that charm jason bateman has
Nothing gets me on the floor faster than “fat bottomed girls”
September 19, 2025 at 3:58 AM
Nothing gets me on the floor faster than “fat bottomed girls”
I am trying not to be an asshole but this lady keeps clapping in my ear
September 3, 2025 at 11:19 PM
I am trying not to be an asshole but this lady keeps clapping in my ear
Gonna see Ohtani pitch guys 🥲
September 3, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Gonna see Ohtani pitch guys 🥲
Anywho there’s a free hoobastank concert tonight and I’m gonna sing that one song SO LOUD
August 22, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Anywho there’s a free hoobastank concert tonight and I’m gonna sing that one song SO LOUD
“Jess how was your summer”
Poison ivy is the worst but burning the rash in the shower is a top ten experience
August 22, 2025 at 10:02 PM
“Jess how was your summer”
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This is going in the file in my brain next to the thing about how baby porcupines are called porcupettes
A baby flamingo is called a flamingling.
Ok folks: what is your favorite fact that you share with people (maybe a bit too) eagerly?
August 19, 2025 at 5:10 PM
This is going in the file in my brain next to the thing about how baby porcupines are called porcupettes
My xbox is set to update games automatically. GUESS WHAT STILL NEEDED AN UPDATE
August 19, 2025 at 3:01 PM
My xbox is set to update games automatically. GUESS WHAT STILL NEEDED AN UPDATE
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They had a plan, huh?
August 17, 2025 at 6:11 AM
They had a plan, huh?
Omg this guy next to me is mandelbaum. “My youngest son is 66”
August 12, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Omg this guy next to me is mandelbaum. “My youngest son is 66”