nubbl
nubbl.bsky.social
nubbl
@nubbl.bsky.social
the original lil guy
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i think nostalgia can be harmful to society at large but can be beneficial to UI design. as in, i am very nostalgic for the UI your website had before you changed it for no reason, please change it back.
November 2, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Had a dream where for some reason I was trying to make things as awkward as possible so I asked someone "have you ever touched buttholes with another person"
October 26, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Any tips on jazzing up a mono white #magicthegathering deck? It says that a lot of my cards are "basic" and "plain"
October 20, 2025 at 1:24 PM
If a couple who are 29 and 31 have a kid who is 6 call that a product of two primes
October 6, 2025 at 9:59 PM
To whomever has been spending this last decade or so unearthing ancient Mesopotamian artifacts that envelop the world with dark curses: can you find the one that will let the Cleveland Guardians win the World Series please and thank you
September 25, 2025 at 4:03 AM
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September 18, 2025 at 7:39 PM
"Hey guess what"
"What, what is it"
"No, you gotta gueessss"
"...no. Just tell me"
"Aw, you're no fun. All right here goes. It's terminal"
September 18, 2025 at 3:29 AM
So another thing that sucks about testicular cancer is that even after you're all better you have to make sure that your brothers are regularly touching their balls
September 13, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Always remember. No matter how bad your day is going, Rincewind is having a worse one. #discworld
September 10, 2025 at 4:18 PM
If you believe that generative AI is actually useful or valuable just because it's the latest thing then I have an NFT of the London Bridge to sell to you
August 28, 2025 at 7:49 PM
My brain: stop saying obie kaybie stop saying obie kaybie stop saying obie kaybie stop saying obie kaybie

Me: obie kaybie
August 24, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Weekend at Bernie's except it's post-apocalypse and everyone is dead except for one guy who's gone insane and is propping everyone else up and having conversations with them like they're alive
August 22, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Remember that movie, Road to El Dorado?

Remember that scene with the ball game where they gotta get it through the hoop a bunch, and the losing team has to be sacrificed to the gods?

Remember that movie, Air Bud?
August 20, 2025 at 11:18 PM
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me playing an ace attorney case: wow haha all these wacky colorful characters and crazy twists! this is the best game ever!

me replaying an ace attorney case: sure is a lot of talking
July 20, 2025 at 10:26 PM
"I don't know what's going on, and I'm probably not smart enough to understand if somebody was to explain it to me...all I can do is be friendly and keep calm and try to have a nice time till it's over."
June 14, 2025 at 8:50 PM
"I asked chatgpt" cool can you ask it to shut the fuck up
May 19, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Don't you hate it when the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie it's like ugh gross get it out
May 17, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Speak of the devil and he shall appear. He'll get all up in your face and be like, "Are you guys talking about me?" And it gets super awkward and you try saying no no, I was talking about DEVIN, not you. But he knows
May 8, 2025 at 5:41 PM
As far as I know, there's nothing in the rulebook that says the pope CAN'T be a golden retriever
May 8, 2025 at 2:55 AM
I ate its heart to gain its power but it was an artichoke so I didn't get that much
May 7, 2025 at 11:53 PM
The pace of technology is amazing. Things might suck now, but twenty years from now things are going to suck in ways we can't even imagine today
May 7, 2025 at 6:13 PM
After being off social media for so long, I forgot how freeing it can be to have an outlet to just post whatever random thought comes to my head. Here I go:

what if the ocean was beef stew instead of water
May 7, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Keep a lookout! Big things in the works! Can't talk about them now, because I am lying
May 6, 2025 at 11:48 PM