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You really think someone would just do that?
Go on the internet and exaggerate?
October 8, 2025 at 11:16 AM
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September 13, 2025 at 11:31 PM
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one of the stupid things that makes me feel alive is taking long exposure shots of night rocket launches taking off from Canaveral.
July 13, 2025 at 2:12 PM
May 13, 2025 at 3:53 PM
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Approximately 40, 000 tons of interplanetary and cosmic materials fall to the surface of Earth every year from space — that’s 120, 000 million tons since human ancestors evolved approximately three million years ago. 🧪🏺
May 12, 2025 at 1:37 AM
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Laika the space dog 💫🐕
#laika #tattoo
March 5, 2025 at 6:18 PM
looking forward to reading this.
For years I justified my twitter habit by saying, "I need to be here to promote my books and stuff like the Project for Awesome."

Without twitter, this year's p4a raised a record $3,700,000.

Without twitter, Everything Is Tuberculosis (a history of tuberculosis!) is outselling my previous book...
March 6, 2025 at 10:56 AM
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February 12, 2025 at 5:08 PM
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Incoming Asteroid xkcd.com/3049
February 12, 2025 at 1:53 AM
February 7, 2025 at 4:23 PM
The Laboratory of Democracy may have methodology issues
February 3, 2025 at 2:40 PM
never give up
January 30, 2025 at 9:47 PM
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January 16, 2025 at 11:46 PM
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OnlyFans model creates SFW content on PornHub, publishes post to LinkedIn explaining that she gets a much higher rate on PornHub vs YouTube ($1,000 per million views on Pornhub versus YouTube’s $340), and then LinkedIn takes down her post and bans her.

www.404media.co/why-this-onl...
Why This OnlyFans Model Posts Machine Learning Explainers to Pornhub
Justice Alito should watch this Pornhub video about calculus.
www.404media.co
January 16, 2025 at 1:40 PM
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please do not teach the goats italian
October 24, 2024 at 9:37 PM
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Working out a scenario where Pornhub has to launch a prestigious monthly print magazine in order to stay online in Tennessee. This is how we bring the business back: ransoming access to stepsister-stuck-in-washing-machine content with long-form literary criticism and Malcolm Harris book excerpts.
January 15, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Don't listen to the haters
January 16, 2025 at 1:00 PM
When I lived in London British people wouldn't stop asking me if ambulances in America REALLY cost hundreds of dollars. I had to patiently explain that it was usually at least 1000 and there was a small problem with blood in ubers.
January 16, 2025 at 12:59 PM