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Raise your if you’re not surprised?
August 5, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Why does the @SEGA #SonicTheHedgehog & @Timberland collab feel like someone forgot to respond to an email 30 years ago?
August 5, 2025 at 4:48 PM
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May 10, 2025 at 10:25 PM
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one of the things i truly believe is that a significant portion of this country is in the grip of a death cult
"The vaccination has stuff we don't trust," said the father of the 6-year-old girl who died from measles at the end of last month. Tom Bartlett visited with a family confronting an unthinkable tragedy:
The Texas Girl Who Died From Measles
Her father tells her story.
www.theatlantic.com
March 11, 2025 at 2:06 PM
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More of this!
March 11, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Question for @Uber, #SNAP is being accept on Uber now. Which, is good, if you need something in a pinch. But who is covering the tips & service fees? Plus, pricing is usually higher. Doesn’t seem fair. 🤷‍♀️ #Uber #benefits
March 3, 2025 at 5:05 PM
For everyone freaking over #WillFerrell’s singer’s sketch, fry to find the ‘Robert Goulet’s Coconut Bangers Ball’ sketch, the one where he throws the N bomb out repeatedly. The one @NBC, #LorneMichaels, & probably #WillFerrell have tried to wipe from the internet. #IYKYK #SNL50
February 15, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Tyson was also convicted of rape.
Mike Tyson famously said, "Everyone has a plan until they get punched in the face." This is why Democratic leaders have to punch Trump in the face every day--politically that is--by coming up media grabbing ways to challenge and crush him!
February 4, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Went to the gym again this morning, was dragging myself to the elevator to my apartment *dying*. No energy. But the min ‘Peter Piper’ by RunDMC popped on my playlist, I was jamming in the elevator. One of my neighbors caught me dancing, when the doors opened. Hope you enjoyed the show.
January 27, 2025 at 12:56 PM
I kinda want to know what was going on in #Obama ‘a head, for picking #Garland as a Supreme Court justice.

Jacks Smith’s final report that lays out tsunami of criminal evidence against Trump demands that Merrick Garland be held accountable for failing America. Garland needs to answer why he protected Trump for more than one year by slowing down the Trump investigation!
January 14, 2025 at 12:25 PM
I ate at a Chinese-Mexican fusion place once, and it was arguably one of the best meals of my life. The spices were insane. I thought I died, and went to heaven.
January 14, 2025 at 12:19 PM
Since #JocelynWildenstein died, does this mean I’m the now only bs crazy/imfamous Jocelyn?There can only be one Highlander!
a woman in a purple shirt is smiling and says nice
ALT: a woman in a purple shirt is smiling and says nice
media.tenor.com
January 2, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Johnson couldn’t respond, because his mouth was full with Trump’s balls.
December 30, 2024 at 9:36 PM
I will be doing this in the office more. #newnoyes2025
December 30, 2024 at 8:10 PM
I was today years old, when I found out it’s not Sam Adams in the @samadamsbeer.bsky.social logo. It’s Paul Revere. Sam was too ugly for it. Pour some out for the low self esteem crew…🍻
December 21, 2024 at 4:47 PM
It’s funny, because it’s true.
December 3, 2024 at 8:22 PM
Is it wrong to question my mom’s mental state when she was painting this? #raggedyann #mentalhealth #christmas #christmasornaments #christmasdecor #creepychristmas
December 1, 2024 at 4:11 PM
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November 23, 2024 at 9:43 PM
Saw #Wicked last night, and I hate that it had the same reaction, as I did seeing it for the first time. What were these things in my eyes?? Damn you, #CynthiaErivo. 🧙💖They just need to put #AriannaGrande on broadway. She was made for musical theatre. Bravo to #JohnChu. Well worth the long wait. 😭😊
November 23, 2024 at 2:21 PM
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PROOF THAT OBAMA OFFICIATED A GAY CHRISTMAS WEDDING BETWEEN DENIRO AND SPRINGSTEEN
November 22, 2024 at 8:14 PM
I know shouldn’t give #mitchmcconnell any credit, but maybe he knew what he was doing? RE: #merrickgarland #surpremecount
As you hear all the evidence against Matt Gaetz and ask why wasn't Gaetz criminally charged by DOJ the answer is Merrick Garland. Again Garland is the WORST AG in our lifetimes.
November 22, 2024 at 9:45 PM
November 21, 2024 at 6:18 PM
The special proclaimed: “American Badass” gets no respect.
Wait… KidRock didn’t get a cabinet position????
November 21, 2024 at 3:39 PM
Optimus emotes more, and is less wooden than Kim.
November 19, 2024 at 10:57 PM