Not the Real Simon 🏳️⚧️
@nottherealsimon44.bsky.social
They/he/fae. 30. Polyam house husband. Pagan.
I do the arts sometimes.
18+
Long live the Wyvern King!
I do the arts sometimes.
18+
Long live the Wyvern King!
January 29, 2026 at 3:12 PM
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I couldn't resist making a #lucifer from #hazbinhotel bracelet. Just feels right!
November 27, 2025 at 9:54 PM
I couldn't resist making a #lucifer from #hazbinhotel bracelet. Just feels right!
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January 22, 2026 at 5:43 PM
Dude working with Michael AND Lucifer in my faith practice is such funny shit. I love it
#witch #witchcraft #pagan
#witch #witchcraft #pagan
January 6, 2026 at 3:00 PM
Dude working with Michael AND Lucifer in my faith practice is such funny shit. I love it
#witch #witchcraft #pagan
#witch #witchcraft #pagan
January 4, 2026 at 3:50 PM
December 24, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Hi wow I'm still alive. Here have my gravity falls fan kid Edwin (Ford's kid)
#gravityfalls #fordpines #stanfordpines #fanart
#gravityfalls #fordpines #stanfordpines #fanart
December 23, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Hi wow I'm still alive. Here have my gravity falls fan kid Edwin (Ford's kid)
#gravityfalls #fordpines #stanfordpines #fanart
#gravityfalls #fordpines #stanfordpines #fanart
September 1, 2025 at 1:36 AM
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My Neighbor Demon-Tiger
August 22, 2025 at 8:02 PM
My Neighbor Demon-Tiger
August 9, 2025 at 2:29 PM
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hello lovelies!
just a gentle reminder that if you have "proship dni" in your profile, you probably DO NOT want to follow me!
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just a gentle reminder that if you have "proship dni" in your profile, you probably DO NOT want to follow me!
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August 7, 2025 at 9:19 PM
hello lovelies!
just a gentle reminder that if you have "proship dni" in your profile, you probably DO NOT want to follow me!
✌
just a gentle reminder that if you have "proship dni" in your profile, you probably DO NOT want to follow me!
✌
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they was robbed so badly!
but it's for a good purpose. Mermaids need to support trade and market relations with seagulls
#mermay #mermay2025 #gravityfalls #gravityfallsfanart #seagrunks #stanfordpines #stanleypines
but it's for a good purpose. Mermaids need to support trade and market relations with seagulls
#mermay #mermay2025 #gravityfalls #gravityfallsfanart #seagrunks #stanfordpines #stanleypines
May 30, 2025 at 5:46 PM
they was robbed so badly!
but it's for a good purpose. Mermaids need to support trade and market relations with seagulls
#mermay #mermay2025 #gravityfalls #gravityfallsfanart #seagrunks #stanfordpines #stanleypines
but it's for a good purpose. Mermaids need to support trade and market relations with seagulls
#mermay #mermay2025 #gravityfalls #gravityfallsfanart #seagrunks #stanfordpines #stanleypines
August 7, 2025 at 8:48 AM
"it's so fucked" The highest praise a man can receive on his fanfic idea 👌😂
#gravityfalls #stanpines #fordpines
#gravityfalls #stanpines #fordpines
August 6, 2025 at 12:27 PM
"it's so fucked" The highest praise a man can receive on his fanfic idea 👌😂
#gravityfalls #stanpines #fordpines
#gravityfalls #stanpines #fordpines
August 3, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Sometimes people cant love morally complex characters cause they remind them too much of someone that hurt them. I cant love Catra cause she reminds me too much of my abusive brother. Cant love Ford Pines for similar reasons. And thats ok. Not everybodys gotta love the same characters. Just be nice.
August 2, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Sometimes people cant love morally complex characters cause they remind them too much of someone that hurt them. I cant love Catra cause she reminds me too much of my abusive brother. Cant love Ford Pines for similar reasons. And thats ok. Not everybodys gotta love the same characters. Just be nice.
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I ❤️ fat women and I also ❤️ hairy women
August 2, 2025 at 12:06 AM
I ❤️ fat women and I also ❤️ hairy women
When a favorite creator likes your comment 👌
August 1, 2025 at 1:33 AM
When a favorite creator likes your comment 👌
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The truth here is so ever relevant, is so simple and profound. I think I might pop it into my next book. Sharing yet again:
July 30, 2025 at 3:26 PM
The truth here is so ever relevant, is so simple and profound. I think I might pop it into my next book. Sharing yet again:
July 31, 2025 at 3:52 PM
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It's just a “swarm of fish" following a duck.
July 30, 2025 at 2:04 PM
It's just a “swarm of fish" following a duck.
July 31, 2025 at 3:46 PM
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What lovely eyeliner! 🥰🦎
July 10, 2025 at 10:18 PM
What lovely eyeliner! 🥰🦎
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I was taking photos of this lizard last night and I am OBSESSED with how ethereal these are turning out. The lighting and atmosphere came across so interesting on-camera!
Other than basic adjustments these aren't retouched. 😍🤩
Other than basic adjustments these aren't retouched. 😍🤩
July 14, 2025 at 9:00 PM
I was taking photos of this lizard last night and I am OBSESSED with how ethereal these are turning out. The lighting and atmosphere came across so interesting on-camera!
Other than basic adjustments these aren't retouched. 😍🤩
Other than basic adjustments these aren't retouched. 😍🤩